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il_schmucko
August 28, 2002 4:51 PM

hello all, and thanks for your wondrous support. before i go any further, i suppose i should let you know that i'm not technically a newbie. well, actually i sorta am--and a power newbie at that. allow me to explain:

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there. that oughtta clear everything up. i think i'm gonna stick with the new nick, but i might jump back and forth, if only to confuse the hell out of the actual n00bs (regs can help by calling me MENBAH all the time).

anyway, here are the new rules:

Maura has won the grand prize in a contest of some sort. i don't know what the contest was--all i know is that the prize is something inappropriate, ironic, and/or just plain wrong (for instance, perhaps she won a pro-life essay contest and won a golden coat hanger).

that's it. entries will be judged on cleverness, naturally, and also inappropriacy (no, i'm not sure that's a word). tiebreaks awarded based on neatness and hygiene. judging will be before midnight saturday/sunday--beyond that, i can't be more precise at this time, so enter early and often!

in the meantime, feel free to fuck a cat and kill yourself. (:

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punkrockskaboy August 28, 2002 5:13 PM	Here is my first entry (drum roll) 84986
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KajunFirefly August 28, 2002 5:37 PM	Okay, I'll say it... MENBAH!!!!
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punkrockskaboy August 28, 2002 6:20 PM	#2 84996
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ObiJo August 28, 2002 6:51 PM	Welcome back, habnem!
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DMSO August 28, 2002 6:56 PM	I liked your second entry, punkrockskaboy.
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kaufman August 28, 2002 7:02 PM	85009
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fuzzyman August 28, 2002 7:29 PM	85015
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BigEvilDan August 28, 2002 8:28 PM	850318503285034850358503685037
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wirthling August 28, 2002 8:56 PM	OKCUMHCS_LI!
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bonwag August 29, 2002 12:23 AM	85081
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ObiJo August 29, 2002 12:33 AM	85082
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ObiJo August 29, 2002 1:09 AM	85085
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ObiJo August 29, 2002 1:12 AM	Maura has won! MAURA has won! MAURA has won! I get it now. I blame my short attention span. Though, to be completely honest and real, both of my above award-winning characters were named Maura.
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bonwag August 29, 2002 1:16 AM	85086
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ObiJo August 29, 2002 1:20 AM	quote: Hi, I'm your new EPA-OK-AI-VTOL-MIRV-ICBM I did a summer internship with Raytheon's AMRAAM (Advanced Medium Range Air to Air Missile) program and am here to tell you, that's no joke. That's how those fuckers talk.
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ObiJo August 29, 2002 3:23 AM	85094 Sure, it's still non-compliant, but you gotta admit, that's one fine title.
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kramer_vs_kramer August 29, 2002 3:43 AM	quote: before i go any further, i suppose i should let you know that i'm not technically a newbie. Phew! My record is safe.
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the_rew August 29, 2002 4:32 AM	85098
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kramer_vs_kramer August 29, 2002 4:56 AM	85100
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bonwag August 29, 2002 7:09 AM	85122
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the_rew August 29, 2002 8:44 AM	85129
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boorite August 29, 2002 10:29 AM	I knew schmucko was too good to be a rookie.
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KajunFirefly August 29, 2002 11:10 AM	quote: I knew schmucko was too good to be a rookie. The question is, which regular created the Bonwag account to pull off the same trick?
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BigEvilDan August 29, 2002 11:53 AM	quote: The question is, which regular created the Bonwag account to pull off the same trick? I bet it's MENBAH trying to win his own contest.
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A_Chicka August 29, 2002 12:46 PM	85168
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kaufman August 29, 2002 1:03 PM	85172
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Namgubed August 29, 2002 1:19 PM	85179
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JrnymnNate August 29, 2002 1:20 PM	Your Momma's butt is so tight even moses couldn't part it.
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punkrockskaboy August 29, 2002 1:41 PM	#3 85184
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Namgubed August 29, 2002 2:02 PM	85188
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ObiJo August 29, 2002 2:24 PM	85196
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Shadow_Artist August 29, 2002 2:26 PM	85195
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ladyjdotnet August 29, 2002 8:04 PM	I still haven't stopped laughing at ObiJo's Miss Claustrophobic Brutal Anal Sex Pricess 2002 comic.
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il_schmucko August 29, 2002 8:46 PM	quote: I bet it's MENBAH trying to win his own contest. now, now. i certainly have more respect for the venerable institution of CC than to try to undermine it in that way. as far as you know. (:
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Spankling August 29, 2002 8:59 PM	quote: I still haven't stopped laughing at ObiJo's Miss Claustrophobic Brutal Anal Sex Pricess 2002 comic. That gets my chuckles too.
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il_schmucko August 29, 2002 8:59 PM	hmm... the other time i won, i wound up picking finalists according to which strips made me laugh out loud. so far, there are a lot of finalists for this contest. y'uns keep it up!
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Spankling August 29, 2002 9:07 PM	85258
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bonwag August 29, 2002 9:25 PM	85261
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kaufman August 29, 2002 9:44 PM	As this oldie-but-goodie shows, Maura was winning bronze before it was even fashionable! 16578
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bonwag August 29, 2002 9:52 PM	85265
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bonwag August 29, 2002 10:24 PM	85270
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Shadow_Artist August 30, 2002 2:05 AM	85288 85289
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Shadow_Artist August 30, 2002 7:06 AM	85302 85303
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kaufman August 30, 2002 7:07 AM	More horses to flog! 85304
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ladyjdotnet August 30, 2002 10:35 AM	quote: hmm... the other time i won, i wound up picking finalists according to which strips made me laugh out loud. so far, there are a lot of finalists for this contest. y'uns keep it up! You're from western Pennsylvania, aren't you.
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Namgubed August 30, 2002 10:37 AM	85328
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il_schmucko August 30, 2002 4:49 PM	quote: You're from western Pennsylvania, aren't you. central indiana, actually, by way of las vegas... but my family comes from a portion of illinois that is eerily close to arkansas.
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ObiJo August 30, 2002 5:23 PM	85386
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Kurashima August 31, 2002 3:14 PM	85528
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