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DH-01 September 11, 2002 6:44 AM	Since it seems imminent (or is already happening, if you're the US and don't wanna readily admit it) that shit's gonna get blasted, let's just pick countries at random that we'd like to see turned into a crispy, blackened cinder. MY personal choice is Quebec, using a rain of daisy cutters disguised as bowls of poutine. =P
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DexX September 11, 2002 8:13 AM	Denmark! No reason... it's just that they'd never fucking expect it.
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Bazilla September 11, 2002 9:22 AM	I was going to say Denmark for no apparent reason as well, freaky. I never really liked Finland either, they're just one of those pointless countries, like wasps are one of those pointless animals. [awaits Kajun to say Wales...]
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boorite September 11, 2002 9:28 AM	Any Scandihoovian country will do. Depressing fucking architecture. Blow it all up.
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User #16352 September 11, 2002 10:16 AM	Bomb Turkey. What the hell have they done lately?
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boorite September 11, 2002 10:36 AM	quote: Bomb Turkey. What the hell have they done lately? They killed a bunch of Kurds and joined NATO.
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DragonXero September 11, 2002 1:28 PM	Mmmm, roasted Turkey. I saw we blow up the Philipines. People from there are almost always annoying.
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boorite September 11, 2002 4:28 PM	I said they killed a bunch of Kurds and joined NATO! I'm not being sarcastic for once. Does this statement give anyone pause?
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andydougan September 11, 2002 6:44 PM	quote: I said they killed a bunch of Kurds and joined NATO! I'm not being sarcastic for once. Does this statement give anyone pause? Yeah...how come it took NATO three years to snap up a crowd of war criminals? Very out of character.
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andydougan September 11, 2002 6:47 PM	As to the matter at hand, I'd bomb Gibraltar.
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itsclark September 11, 2002 7:33 PM	(cough) Scotland (cough)
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andydougan September 11, 2002 7:36 PM	(cough) Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania (splutter)
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dcomposed September 11, 2002 7:42 PM	AUSTRALIA!
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Spankling September 11, 2002 8:43 PM	How about Texas? any objections? It might be nice to bring the Gulf of Mexico on up to Arkansas.
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DexX September 11, 2002 10:31 PM	quote: How about Texas? any objections? It might be nice to bring the Gulf of Mexico on up to Arkansas. Hmmm... think of all the lovely new beachfront property you would create! There is also a possibility you would alter the weather to such a degree that you would short-circuit the tornado mechnisms and bring peaceful weather to all the twister-plagued states of the US.
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lara7 September 11, 2002 10:55 PM	Canada! its the US-lite already, we could so take them. Not that we'd want all that tundra.
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DMSO September 12, 2002 3:41 AM	I am rather surprised that nobody's mentioned France yet.
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kramer_vs_kramer September 12, 2002 3:43 AM	But they have CHEAP BOOZE.
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KajunFirefly September 12, 2002 6:23 AM	Bazilla read my mind.
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flickguy September 12, 2002 7:37 AM	quote: How about Texas? any objections? It might be nice to bring the Gulf of Mexico on up to Arkansas. Mind if I move first?
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JrnymnNate September 13, 2002 11:50 AM	I say we bomb Japan. After all, they hit us with Pearl Harbor in that movie! Let's also go after all the Triad gangsters from china that Jackie Chan beats up! And the italian mobsters! And that thing on the North Pole! And Soviet Russia! Especialy Drago and his buddies!
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DexX September 13, 2002 12:00 PM	quote: I say we bomb Japan. After all, they hit us with Pearl Harbor in that movie! I think most would consider nuking two of their cities to be adequate revenge for Pearl Harbour...
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kramer_vs_kramer September 14, 2002 6:32 AM	After reading thread after thread of sub_human's ramblings, I suggest we bomb the fuck out of Austria. It's not as if anything good comes out of there, and it'd help Livingston through to the next round of the UEFA cup.
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andydougan September 14, 2002 8:50 AM	quote: quote: I say we bomb Japan. After all, they hit us with Pearl Harbor in that movie! I think most would consider nuking two of their cities to be adequate revenge for Pearl Harbour... I don't remember that in the movie... ...not that I actually saw it.
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JrnymnNate
September 14, 2002 9:20 AM

Subject: Let's Bomb the #### Out of _________!

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I say we bomb Japan. After all, they hit us with Pearl Harbor in that movie!
I think most would consider nuking two of their cities to be adequate revenge for Pearl Harbour...

I don't remember that in the movie...

...not that I actually saw it.

Was it a TV special, the one where we hit those two cities? or is it yet to be released?

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Smarmulus September 14, 2002 10:09 AM	Glad to see you guys are keeping up with your recent 20th century history via hollywood. Now I know how the current group of world leaders managed to achieve power.
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DH-01 September 14, 2002 10:50 AM	That reminds me of the one Japanese guy they found on an island some decades after WWII who'd believed that the war was still going on. I need to hunt down the article on that.
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JrnymnNate September 14, 2002 11:14 AM	There was two Japanese guys, and the movie was "Last Flight of Noah's Ark".
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DexX September 14, 2002 12:34 PM	The "nuking Japan" thing is on the DVD, I believe. The movie was a huge fucking bomb, after all. As for Japanese soldiers on remote islands not knowing the war was over, it's featured in a stack of films (including one with an aging Bogart, as I recall) but I don't know if it every happened in reality.
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il_schmucko September 14, 2002 9:12 PM	we (america) could save the world a lot of trouble by bombing ourselves. we'd have to leave seattle, though. grunge rules!
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Majinlab September 15, 2002 6:36 AM	Which do u hate most Italy or France?......no1 ever ses france
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Majinlab September 15, 2002 6:55 AM	fuk i meant Italy
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wirthling September 18, 2002 7:40 AM	Um...Austria?
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DH-01 September 18, 2002 7:56 AM	I dunno. On one hand you have Austria, which is a cool country overall. On the other, you have certain inhabitants of said country... CHOICES.
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Smarmulus September 18, 2002 10:38 AM	BOMB AUSTRIA!
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Spankling September 23, 2002 9:25 PM	#10 Downing Street is supporting terrorists!
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Mr_Jass October 27, 2002 7:41 PM	Let's bomb the FUCK out of drexle.
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Drexle October 28, 2002 6:27 AM	I will not extradite that rappist!
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