Colostomy... is such a lonely word
Everything just smells like poo
Colostomy... I stink just like a turd
People smell me and they say "pew!"
-- Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's Honesty
Since my surprise winning entry in the last competition was a bit of a song parody, it seems only fitting that the next competition be much the same:
The rules: Parody the lyrics of a famous song. You can do a recognizable snippet in a single panel, or a larger portion (a whole song? you masochist!) in a series.
There are two variations of this rule. You can modify the lyrics to suit your twisted mind or illustrate the original lyrics in such a way that you give it a whole new, bizzare (but funny) meaning.
Deadline: Friday night or thereabouts, sc time.