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DexX
September 29, 2002 9:14 PM

Okay, I'm staying a bit longer.

Damn you, Fuzzyman! Damn your cunning plan!

Thanks for the victory though.

I'm feeling the need to move on and try some new things, so I'm taking a break from SC.com. I will be gone a few months at least, maybe longer, maybe permanently. Whichever it turns out to be, this should be a fun way to say goodbye.

The rules are quite broad: I want strips and series about holidays (or "vacations" for you North American types). Explain why someone feels like they need one, portray them deciding where they want to go, show how it goes well or badly... that kind of thing, and all kinds of combinations. Base it around SC one-note characters, famous people, SC regs, Hernandez, or whoever you like.

Okay, that's the requirement. Now for the options...

This is contest 144 - twelve squared, a dozen dozens, one gross. In honour of the occasion, extra credit will be given for entries that include the words "gross", "dozen", and/or "square". This is optional, because I don't want it crippling an otherwise funny strip - leave it out if it ruins the joke.

You have about three days before I begin judging, and I will post a "judging imminent" warning a few hours before.

Have fun.

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JrnymnNate
September 29, 2002 9:51 PM

w00t first post ++

90894

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punkrockskaboy
September 29, 2002 11:07 PM

Ok, to get some of the humor, you have to translate some of the lines. Trust me, it is worth it. Especially because it makes Bush look even more stupid. Enjoy! Special comic numbers in this series: 90909

90896
90897
90902
90909
90918
90920
90922
90923
90925

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Smarmulus
September 30, 2002 12:52 AM

DexX, glad to see you won and have decided to stick with us a little bit longer. I will miss you very much.

Now to quote you from my Her Majesty's Secret Cervix strip "pardon the intrusion".

And Fuzz, I'm just kidding buddy. Thanks for the honorable mention.
90939

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Mack_J
September 30, 2002 5:54 AM

90954

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kaufman
September 30, 2002 6:53 AM

90955
90957

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attitudechicka
September 30, 2002 8:54 AM

quote:
90918


How'd you know about my secret dream job?

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vichyssoisegirl
September 30, 2002 10:33 AM

90988

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vichyssoisegirl
September 30, 2002 10:40 AM

90989

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Spankling
September 30, 2002 11:06 AM

90991

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punkrockskaboy
September 30, 2002 11:38 AM

quote:
How'd you know about my secret dream job?

It's this damn clarvoyance. I can't seem to get rid of it. Maybe some nyquil...

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deucepm
September 30, 2002 12:58 PM

90996
90999
91000
91001
91002
91006
91007
91009
91010
91013
91016
91020
91021
91023
91024
91025
91028
91030

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NeoVid
September 30, 2002 2:50 PM

91051

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Spankling
September 30, 2002 3:46 PM

91058

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il_schmucko
September 30, 2002 3:59 PM

91068
91060
91065

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il_schmucko
September 30, 2002 4:06 PM

quote:
This doesn't have anything to do with the dozen cop cars out there?
dozen it?

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akirajim
September 30, 2002 5:26 PM

Indie entry.

91077

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BigEvilDan
September 30, 2002 6:41 PM

91090
91095

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kaufman
September 30, 2002 7:17 PM

91104

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dcomposed
September 30, 2002 7:43 PM

91114

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Spankling
September 30, 2002 8:42 PM

91128

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dcomposed
September 30, 2002 8:51 PM

91132

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kaufman
September 30, 2002 8:55 PM

91133

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Spankling
September 30, 2002 9:58 PM

91147

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the_rew
October 1, 2002 1:47 AM

91169

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not_Scyess
October 1, 2002 3:58 AM

91165

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the_rew
October 1, 2002 4:33 AM

Wow, look at me, I've made a series...

91177
91178
91179
91180
91181
91182

More to follow...

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attitudechicka
October 1, 2002 7:10 AM

91202

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the_rew
October 1, 2002 7:55 AM

The second half of the epic story. And I now have over 100 comics.

91195
91198
91208
91209
91210
91211

Thank you, and goodnight

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kaufman
October 1, 2002 8:09 AM

91213

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Scyess
October 1, 2002 9:51 AM

91166

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Spankling
October 1, 2002 10:06 AM

91239
Not so much an entry as a salute. Life is this thing we do even now.

But it is probably as funny as anything else I've done.

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Smarmulus
October 1, 2002 3:31 PM

91295
91297

DexX, Just a little going away male bonding humor. I am really going to miss you. I hope all is well.

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JrnymnNate
October 1, 2002 5:45 PM

quote:
91195

Stroke... of... genius...

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JrnymnNate
October 1, 2002 5:46 PM

quote:
91195

Stroke... of... genius...

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kaufman
October 1, 2002 7:29 PM

91345

And it's not even a "dry heat."

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kaufman
October 1, 2002 7:41 PM

91347

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kaufman
October 2, 2002 7:17 AM

914169142091421914239142491425

Author's notes:

  1. In the original version of Part 2, the stewardess said in internet-translated Russian, "Today's flight's film is "Froof of Life." Unfortunately, the strip creation software (and this forum software) couldn't handle the Russian character set, turning it into gibberish instead of Cyrillic, so you had to settle for what you got.

  2. Regarding Part 3, I didn't want to be so Fahrenheit-centric, but the joke really does lose something in the translation otherwise.

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kaufman
October 2, 2002 7:21 AM

Uh, "Proof." "Froof" would have been too silly, even for me.

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punkrockskaboy
October 2, 2002 11:12 AM

quote:
In the original version of Part 2, the stewardess said in internet-translated Russian, "Today's flight's film is "Froof of Life." Unfortunately, the strip creation software (and this forum software) couldn't handle the Russian character set, turning it into gibberish instead of Cyrillic.

Haha, all of mine translated. :-P :)

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punkrockskaboy
October 2, 2002 2:21 PM

Another Entry..

91524

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Devin
October 2, 2002 6:42 PM

*lol* It's so simple it's brilliant!

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punkrockskaboy
October 2, 2002 9:28 PM

I try

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ladyjdotnet
October 2, 2002 10:57 PM

...to be simple?

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Devin
October 3, 2002 2:01 AM

Two entries:

91718

91719
91722
91729
91730
91732
91734
91737

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ObiJo
October 3, 2002 2:59 AM

Don't mind my comings and goings, I'm fucking neurotic.

91751

It's a vacation because it's sunny and Tobor's wearing flip-flops.

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ObiJo
October 3, 2002 3:16 AM

91753

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ObiJo
October 3, 2002 3:27 AM

91755

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ObiJo
October 3, 2002 3:44 AM

91762

And I'm spent.

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KajunFirefly
October 3, 2002 4:51 AM

91777

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