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fuzzyman
September 30, 2002 7:10 PM

Actual stained glass window...

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itsclark
September 30, 2002 7:21 PM

"Take, eat, this is my body..."

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Namgubed
October 1, 2002 12:05 AM

And thou shalt know mine essence ... f-f-f-funt!

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Devin
October 1, 2002 12:17 AM

"Baptism-- S.F. style."

"I think this picture is convincing the wrong crowd to join the Order..."

"I know we want to reach out to homosexuals, but this...?"

"And Mark 6:66 writes, 'Orally copulate me, and all of His riches shalt belongeth to thee.'"

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Scyess
October 1, 2002 12:31 AM

You forgot to post the picture of the window next to it -- the one that depicts the child, a broken and tormented adult years later, suing the priest and the church for emotional abuse.

The stained-glass lawyer is particularly inspiring.

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DH-01
October 2, 2002 1:04 PM

One has to pause and consider what, if this is the Holy Communion, what they're going to use for the wafer.

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Spankling
October 2, 2002 1:14 PM

Thy rod and th... th... thy st...st...staff! Oh yeah! They cum for thee! *phew* Next?

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User #16352
October 2, 2002 1:55 PM

"cum all ye faithful."

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Spankling
October 2, 2002 5:37 PM

amazing grace
have smooth soft boys
of ages six to nine

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the_rew
October 3, 2002 5:10 AM

The Second Coming.

The thing is, it's called a stained glass window. Stained with what???

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colinhayes
October 13, 2002 1:16 PM

"Yes, we are acting out the scene where Moses had to keep his rod up to win the battle."

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Ender2300
February 18, 2003 12:07 AM

"Bless me father for I mrph mrphphd!"

Cardinal Law: "The pope will not stand for this, because the pope is really turned on by children!"

"Mommy, why is the boy in that window kissing a priest's peepee?"

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Any_Color_But_Red
February 22, 2003 8:02 PM

Oh my god. That would shock the nuns at school. *ponders*

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tyson329
June 19, 2003 11:49 AM

YOU STOLE THAT FROM www.ROTTEN.COM!!!!!!

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punkrockskaboy
June 19, 2003 11:59 AM

Needs More Sod-...oh..wait..needs less sodom..

I AM SO CONFLICTED!

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punkrockskaboy
June 19, 2003 12:04 PM

quote:
YOU STOLE THAT FROM www.ROTTEN.COM!!!!!!

There was nothing stolen. No one claims these pictures to be our own. Most of them are FOUND online.

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descolada99
June 20, 2003 5:16 PM

Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Give him the rod and spoil his dinner.

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