Forum archives » Caption Mountain » The Catholic Church Might Want To Rethink This One
fuzzymanSeptember 30, 2002 7:10 PM
Actual stained glass window...
itsclarkSeptember 30, 2002 7:21 PM
"Take, eat, this is my body..."
NamgubedOctober 1, 2002 12:05 AM
And thou shalt know mine essence ... f-f-f-funt!
DevinOctober 1, 2002 12:17 AM
"Baptism-- S.F. style."
"I think this picture is convincing the wrong crowd to join the Order..."
"I know we want to reach out to homosexuals, but this...?"
"And Mark 6:66 writes, 'Orally copulate me, and all of His riches shalt belongeth to thee.'"
ScyessOctober 1, 2002 12:31 AM
You forgot to post the picture of the window next to it -- the one that depicts the child, a broken and tormented adult years later, suing the priest and the church for emotional abuse.
The stained-glass lawyer is particularly inspiring.
DH-01October 2, 2002 1:04 PM
One has to pause and consider what, if this is the Holy Communion, what they're going to use for the wafer.
SpanklingOctober 2, 2002 1:14 PM
Thy rod and th... th... thy st...st...staff! Oh yeah! They cum for thee! *phew* Next?
User #16352October 2, 2002 1:55 PM
"cum all ye faithful."
SpanklingOctober 2, 2002 5:37 PM
amazing grace have smooth soft boys of ages six to nine
the_rewOctober 3, 2002 5:10 AM
The Second Coming.
The thing is, it's called a stained glass window. Stained with what???
colinhayesOctober 13, 2002 1:16 PM
"Yes, we are acting out the scene where Moses had to keep his rod up to win the battle."
Ender2300February 18, 2003 12:07 AM
"Bless me father for I mrph mrphphd!"
Cardinal Law: "The pope will not stand for this, because the pope is really turned on by children!"
"Mommy, why is the boy in that window kissing a priest's peepee?"
Any_Color_But_RedFebruary 22, 2003 8:02 PM
Oh my god. That would shock the nuns at school. *ponders*
tyson329June 19, 2003 11:49 AM
YOU STOLE THAT FROM www.ROTTEN.COM!!!!!!
punkrockskaboyJune 19, 2003 11:59 AM
Needs More Sod-...oh..wait..needs less sodom..
I AM SO CONFLICTED!
punkrockskaboyJune 19, 2003 12:04 PM
quote:YOU STOLE THAT FROM www.ROTTEN.COM!!!!!! There was nothing stolen. No one claims these pictures to be our own. Most of them are FOUND online.
quote:YOU STOLE THAT FROM www.ROTTEN.COM!!!!!!
descolada99June 20, 2003 5:16 PM
Spare the rod and spoil the child. Give him the rod and spoil his dinner.