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boorite
October 8, 2002 8:11 AM

It's come to the point where this forum isn't about fights anymore, but about retards waving their tiny penises at each other. You know, invective is a venerated art that is here being shat upon from a dizzying height. Let's spend a week reading our favorite cynics and come back ready to vindicate the claim that "Fights Go Here."

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TheBlairZip
October 8, 2002 8:58 AM

If people were waving their penises at each other, it might actually be interesting.

Provided someone brought a biscuit.

(Oh, piss off! Someone was going to make the comment sooner or later...might as well get it out of the way now.)

I look at it this way: Let the jackasses keep filling up this forum with their meaningless tripe so they don't start polluting the other forums.

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Spankling
October 8, 2002 9:01 AM

Like a newspaper for puppies?

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boorite
October 8, 2002 9:03 AM

Bah! I like fighting! I hate to see it ruined.

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TheBlairZip
October 8, 2002 9:28 AM

...and by 'jackasses', I mean 'sub_m7'. Look at the list of authors on the first page of this forum. 25 of the 50 posts were created by him alone. STOP RESPONDING TO HIM! Maybe THEN he will finally do the impossible...live up to his promise and LEAVE!

Yes, Spankling. Just like that.

I know you like fighting, boo. I like it, as well. But with those regulars that have always been here suddenly gone...it's a field day for the young'uns.

Spanky, you might actually be on to something...maybe we should start using this forum as a training ground for the newbies. Show them what the Fight forum is all about, and let's see if they can stand the heat.

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gabe_billings
October 8, 2002 9:58 AM

Yeah? Well, you plumb the depths of my ass.

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gabe_billings
October 8, 2002 9:58 AM

Wait... that didn't come out right.

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deucepm
October 8, 2002 10:06 AM

quote:
Yeah? Well, you plumb the depths of my ass.

Was that an order?

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User #16352
October 8, 2002 10:07 AM

Let's call this fourm
"Penis waving fourm" instead.
I would respond to it alot more.

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boorite
October 8, 2002 10:17 AM

quote:
Yeah? Well, you plumb the depths of my ass.
Let's not air our dirty laundry here. And by "dirty laundry," I mean "torrid man-sex."

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LongDongSilver
October 8, 2002 3:04 PM

punkrockskaboy is a homo !!!!!!!!!

he loves it when a penis gets waved

he cries out

'whoo hoo!!!!!!swing that thing like a ewan mcgregor'!!!!!!!!!

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69
October 8, 2002 3:11 PM

I know this is the Fights go here fourm, but shut the fuck up, SmallDongSilver!

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punkrockskaboy
October 8, 2002 4:13 PM

I think I have a secret admirer. Or at least a weird fatal attraction thing. I dont know. Probably the latter.

Anyway, I think boorite is right. There arent any fights and too much Stupid, mainly coming from Sub_mRetard. However, maybe they post in fights go here, expecting their comments to start a fight. Since no one starts one, it becomes a bad entry to the FGH forum.

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evil_d
October 8, 2002 4:28 PM

There are no bad entries to the Fights Go Here forum. It wasn't started to encourage fights, but to corral them. You're not supposed to bitch about how it sucks, you're supposed to read other forums with threads that don't suck and be thankful that at least some of the sucking has been directed here where it's clearly marked, in order that it may be more efficiently ignored.

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punkrockskaboy
October 8, 2002 4:30 PM

understood evil_d. Good point

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joshw
October 8, 2002 5:24 PM

Fuckin' Rights.

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boorite
October 9, 2002 8:13 AM

quote:
There are no bad entries to the Fights Go Here forum. It wasn't started to encourage fights, but to corral them.
No, it wasn't!

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evil_d
October 9, 2002 9:18 AM

It was also started to corral boorite. It's a little-known fact that the forum was originally called "Boorite, go here". Unfortunately, he's an ornery critter and was always breaking out. So eventually we gave up and the name was changed.

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boorite
October 9, 2002 9:27 AM

Actually, that part is true.

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Devin
October 9, 2002 10:01 AM

...So I'm still wondering where everyone's seeing all those waving penises. Not that I'm INTO those sort of things, but still...

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boorite
October 30, 2002 3:26 PM

quote:
...So I'm still wondering where everyone's seeing all those waving penises.
Oh you know... weddings, bar mitzvahs, family reunions.

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Devin
October 30, 2002 3:42 PM

Oh.

Sure took you long enough to tell me that. :-P

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not_Scyess
October 30, 2002 5:21 PM

"All Those Waving Penises" would be a good band name.

Or is it "waving peni"?

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d_colon
October 31, 2002 1:29 AM

...and in your dreams you are triple x .

quote J.s.

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DragonXero
November 5, 2002 8:34 AM

You mean "Penii"?

Oh fuck off you donkeyfelcher.

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not_Scyess
November 5, 2002 9:04 AM

quote:
You mean "Penii"?

Oh fuck off you donkeyfelcher.


I did mean "penii." I don't know what came over me -- it's like I was plumbing the depths of stupidity for a moment.

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User #16352
November 5, 2002 10:06 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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andydougan
November 5, 2002 11:27 AM

Shouldn't the plural be "penes"?

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punkrockskaboy
November 5, 2002 7:39 PM

All this talk of penises...Frued would have a thing or two to say about this. Of course, Frued was a coke head.

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Devin
November 5, 2002 11:42 PM

Guys, why argue over how to pluralize "penis?" Just use "cock!"

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not_Scyess
November 6, 2002 8:49 AM

quote:
Shouldn't the plural be "penes"?
Only in the accusative case, I think -- and usually Latin words used in English are stuck in their nominative forms.

Of course, it's been so long, I can't remember, anyway. I could just look up how to decline a 3rd declention noun, but fuck it, it doesn't matter.

Actually, I think you're probably right. Still, fuck it.

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DragonXero
November 6, 2002 8:59 AM

I don't really care what the plural is. I command that you all bow down and give me a hummer.

That's the stuff. Damn, you've all done this before, haven't you?

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Devin
November 6, 2002 9:46 AM

I am quite disturbed by DragonXero's hallucinations.

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User #16352
November 6, 2002 10:21 AM

quote:
Guys, why argue over how to pluralize "penis?" Just use "cock!"
male sex organ.

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punkrockskaboy
November 6, 2002 8:31 PM

quote:
Just use "cock!"
quote:

What, exactly, aree we to use the rooster for pray-tell.

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weedleweedle
November 6, 2002 9:17 PM

quote:
quote:
Just use "cock!"

What, exactly, aree we to use the rooster for pray-tell.
KNOWING THE PPL WHO VISIT THIS PLACE, YOU SHOUD ACTULLY PRAY THAT THEY DONT TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO WITH THE ROOSTER

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Devin
November 7, 2002 8:08 PM

So I'm glad that someone actually took my advice and started using "cock" instead of "penis." Saves the time of figuring out how to pluralize the word.

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ivytheplant
May 17, 2006 4:35 PM

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