Soon afterwards, Brad realized he should have spent his advertising budget on a banner just like everyone else.

"Some punks threw my clothes out onto the rink! Honest!"

"In the aftermath, Rupert wished he hadn't jumped naked over the crack between the plexiglass. The rest of the fans, unimpressed by his furvor, just let him hang there until the janitor came by with some pliers."

Soon after this picture was taken, this fan discovered that socks and ice are a bad combination and proceeded to zamboni the rink with his skull.

you moron! I said "puck"!

The Robinson family checked their tickets to see exactly what kind of Capades they had come to see.

-- "I said two minutes for stripping!"

-- "Sure, you may still skate better, Boitano, but they're coming to see me!"

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The Robinson family checked their tickets to see exactly what kind of Capades they had come to see.

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"Before you all pass judgement, I'd like to remind you that it's cold out here..."

Free Mumia!

Oops, my clothes are frozen. Use these! What? I'm not going out to get them! But alright.

Check this, you homo Rangers.

And thus, Antoine Giluvitar proves, once again, that Canadian hockey fans are actually MORE idiotic than American football fans.

I found this (an apparent follow-up to this picture) while I was bored and happened upon;

The story:
A nude male jumped onto the ice at a National Hockey League game, but immediately slipped, hit his head, and knocked himself out cold (before coming to and being carried out on a stretcher) (Calgary, Alberta).

Mind you, the stories at this website are 100% fact, they just happen to be very strange.

That is the story I read too.

No wonder he slipped -- he still has his socks on!

Moron.

And that was my reaction.

He has to keep his feet warm.

You will believe a man can fly.