How can it not be evil when some guy is taking a McDonald's Breakfast dump like 5 feet away from you?

room where waters flow
big McDonald's Breakfast dump
clear the area

though I have paper
the newsprint chafes my buttocks
a little help please?

So it was Wirthling
somehow I am not surprised
my eyes, watering.

Please don't tell me this
It's too much information
I'm trying to eat.

McDonald's goes in.
Shit comes out the other side.
Can't tell them apart.

The worst part of all?
Through the haze of feces, I
Still smell the onions

I heard him ask for
Double on the "special sauce"
Now I'm enlightened.

my admiration
for the people on this site
cannot be described

THE REGIME IS GAINING GROUND! I'LL NEVER JOIN YOUR BLOODY HAIKU REGIME! NEVER!

You poop beside me
But I've only had a shake
So I can but pee

See floor wet with pee
I approach the urinal
Who has such bad aim?

Seriously, I see this all the time at work. Walk into the mens room and the floor in front of the urinal is wet with pee. You don't want to step in it. I mean, how far away from the urinal do some guys stand, and with what force are they pissing to splatter THAT MUCH?

Of course, these are the same guys who don't lift the toilet seat when they stand and pee in the stall. So you go to take a dump and the seat is covered with piss. Disgusting. Luckily, every stall also has a can of spray disinfectant.

So sorry fuzzy.
I fear it's hard to aim with
a two foot long cock.

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Luckily, every stall also has a can of spray disinfectant.

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Pissing makes me smile,
the urinal cake dissolves,
my cock can destroy.

Kajun exposes
Some of us to our folly.
We thought they were mints.

I never will be
Victim to this dumb haiku
The format just sucks

Haikus are quite lame
When you think it will all fit
It turns out it will-

Sitting in the can
Waiting for something to come
I farted, instead.