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dcomposed
November 22, 2002 7:43 AM

I disagree with most of his policies, and he was running for president and I lived in Germany and was old enough to vote, I wouldn't vote for him.

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boorite
November 22, 2002 8:27 AM

Babies understand Hitler and seem to dislike him. Dangling a baby in front of Hitler is cruel.

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kramer_vs_kramer
November 22, 2002 10:20 AM

Hitler Was a Sensitive Man by Anal Cunt

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

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bunnerabb
November 22, 2002 12:21 PM

"And, of course, he ended up in a ditch, covered in petrol, on fire. Because he was a Nazi fuckhead. And it was his honeymoon as well." - Eddie Izzard

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dcomposed
November 22, 2002 4:47 PM

quote:
Hitler Was a Sensitive Man by Anal Cunt

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS
HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION
IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY
HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE

HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN


I still don't like him.
That's why I didn't say I hated him, because he did lots of good things.

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Spankling
November 22, 2002 8:32 PM

According to US intelligence at the time, Hitler had a thing for circus girls. He liked to see strong women doing dangerous things like taming lions or acrobatics up high. It is suggested that he sought the attention of such women.

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kaufman
November 22, 2002 8:46 PM

104041

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andydougan
November 22, 2002 9:14 PM

Anal Cunt forgot to mention that he was kind to animals. He cried when his dog died.

Also:

quote:
Pick up die pieces of her and bring zem to mich!

"Bring zem to mir", surely?

-- Smarmy Andy

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kaufman
November 22, 2002 9:23 PM

Couldn't remember whether to/nach took the accusative or dative. Insert whichever pronoun is funnier.

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kaufman
November 22, 2002 9:25 PM

Never mind. Of course good German wouldn't use "nach" there. I'm too sleepy. Good night.

Maybe with an Austrian accent? Sub, are you there?

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DragonXero
November 27, 2002 9:43 AM

Hitler also supplied housing for many jews.

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Devin
November 27, 2002 9:57 AM

And don't forget his early retirement plan.

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