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Spankling
June 8, 2001 9:19 PM

I hope this hasn't been covered.

I thought it might be entertaining if people wrote comics about how their parents, guardians or parole officers first introduced them to the idea of sex. (Another post might cover your first sexual experience.) My friends have always said mine was a strange story, so I'll get things started with a pair of comics on the subject.

I didn't intend this as a contest, so please no wagering. But then if someone wants to be the judge and make a contest out of it, you are welcome to wear that hat.

On with the show.

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Spankling June 8, 2001 9:20 PM	21102
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Spankling June 8, 2001 9:21 PM	21107
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kaufman June 8, 2001 10:26 PM	I have it on good authority that one of the other locals has this story to tell: 21166
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gabe_billings June 9, 2001 4:18 AM	Hot damn. If I knew they had hookers at church, I would've gone a long time ago!
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DH-01 June 9, 2001 9:05 AM	ahem 21182 -DH1
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DexX June 9, 2001 9:57 AM	This is a strip I did ages ago which is (loosely!) based on my Dad's attempt to talk with me about the "Facts of Life" - I was almost eighteen at the time, and had just lost my virginity a couple of days before (my Dad has always had incredible timing) and I had been doing "everything but..." with another girl for almost two years. 2155
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Nibor June 9, 2001 11:09 AM	21191 I'm really kind of saddened that my parents talk with me about sex fits in 2 1/2 panels, all in all.
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ObiJo June 9, 2001 11:37 AM	21196 quote: I'm really kind of saddened that my parents talk with me about sex fits in 2 1/2 panels, all in all. Don't feel bad, mine didn't even get a cameo.
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Nibor June 9, 2001 12:20 PM	And, here's the "First Sexual Encounter" strip: 21204
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Nibor June 10, 2001 10:15 AM	Okay, okay. So maybe this is more what really happened... 21286 Frat guys are so...sensitive about such issues. I'm still not sure what gave it away. Damn I miss those guys. =)
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Spankling June 10, 2001 11:03 AM	quote: I'm still not sure what gave it away. Great! A mystery! Let's see... What did your face smell like at the time?
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Nibor June 10, 2001 11:10 AM	Man, this thread is far, far too interesting for me. Here we go again... 21287
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Nibor June 10, 2001 11:14 AM	quote: quote: I'm still not sure what gave it away. Great! A mystery! Let's see... What did your face smell like at the time? Okay, fine. Actually, I do know what gave it away. I was wearing some dorky necklace the chick had given me, and, well, they knew what that meant. Later, she became The Girl In Panel #1, above.
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PoKeE June 10, 2001 11:25 AM	quote: Yea, your roommate is better in the sack. And to this very day, Nibor's roommate is STILL better in the sack...
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Nibor June 10, 2001 11:26 AM	quote: And to this very day, Nibor's roommate is STILL better in the sack... Only with donkeys, roommate. Only with donkeys.
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Nibor June 10, 2001 1:50 PM	21300 I couldn't resist. I'm really, really sorry about it, though.
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Nibor June 10, 2001 3:21 PM	14728 I realized I also had a comic about my character Bob getting "introduced" to some sex. In my defense, this was written well before I actually read the message boards, so the donkey sodomy is completely unintentional.
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ObiJo June 10, 2001 3:39 PM	quote: ...so the donkey sodomy is completely unintentional Ya, like that will hold up in court.
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PoKeE June 10, 2001 3:52 PM	quote: quote: And to this very day, Nibor's roommate is STILL better in the sack... Only with donkeys, roommate. Only with donkeys. How can you talk about Gus that way!
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boorite June 11, 2001 9:06 AM	21419
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boorite June 11, 2001 9:13 AM	Damn. After telling that story, I realized I will almost certainly never screw another barely-legal teen again.
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boorite June 11, 2001 9:20 AM	21421
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boorite June 11, 2001 9:21 AM	Both strips are true, except my mom's not a little Asian girl.
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Spankling June 11, 2001 9:29 AM	quote: Damn. After telling that story, I realized I will almost certainly never screw another barely-legal teen again. That reminds me of the following true story. 21422
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Spankling June 11, 2001 9:57 AM	21424 I was a musician and she had seen me on stage. That probably accounts for her interest. Why I was having a fit of conscience I don't know? I've just never been comfortable deflowering virgins.
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Spankling June 11, 2001 10:15 AM	And then there is the other side of the coin... 21427
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Spankling June 11, 2001 11:09 AM	This thread has evolved from "How did your folks introduce you to sex?" to describing just about any odd sexual experience, so I don't mind stretching that open a bit further. Here's an odd sexual relationship from my distant past. 21438
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Spankling June 11, 2001 3:04 PM	quote: A blue figure catches the corner of my eye, but she sees a BLUE HUMAN FIGURE STANDING OUTSIDE MY CAR AND LOOKING IN Could-a been a cop?
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ObiJo June 11, 2001 6:49 PM	quote: Nope. A GLOWING blue figure. Yeah, that was me. Sorry, man. But the look on your faces....Priceless!
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gabe_billings
June 12, 2001 2:41 AM

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A blue figure catches the corner of my eye, but she sees a BLUE HUMAN FIGURE STANDING OUTSIDE MY CAR AND LOOKING IN

And later that night when we got home, there was a hook hanging from the door handle! What's more, we both woke up in the trunk and it was filled with ice and each of us had a kidney missing!

And then we found our doberman choking in the house, and when we took him to the vet they found three human fingers in him.

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ObiJo
June 12, 2001 3:26 AM

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And then we found our doberman choking in the house, and when we took him to the vet they found three human fingers in him.

That's no way to carry a doberman.

I think this whole error message is DexX's doing. We were getting too close. Just too damn close to solving it.

Text comics don't seem as alluring, somehow:

{comic}
{title}Time for a neural net.{/title}
{panel1}{background3}{leftcharacter=Maura4-1}{rightcharacter=clango1-2}{leftcharacter: Honey, have you seen the cat?}{rightcharacter: No.}{/panel1}
{panel2}{background3}{leftcharacter=Maura3-1}{rightcharacter=clango1-2}{leftcharacter: I can tell when you're lying. Your LED's dilate. Now what'd you do with the cat this time?}{rightcharacter: I killed it.}{/panel2}
{panel3}{background3}{leftcharacter=Maura5-1}{rightcharacter=clango2-2}{leftcharacter: In another mad attempt to prove Schrodinger's principle?!}{rightcharacter: No, I just hate cats.}{/panel3}
{/comic}

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ObiJo June 12, 2001 3:31 AM	Those were actually supposed to be divided up in two separate threads, one here and one the error message thread. I blame lack of sleep. And Paul Reiser.
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Spankling
June 13, 2001 9:23 AM

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{comic}
{title}Time for a neural net.{/title}
{panel1}{background3}{leftcharacter=Maura4-1}{rightcharacter=clango1-2}{leftcharacter: Honey, have you seen the cat?}{rightcharacter: No.}{/panel1}
{panel2}{background3}{leftcharacter=Maura3-1}{rightcharacter=clango1-2}{leftcharacter: I can tell when you're lying. Your LED's dilate. Now what'd you do with the cat this time?}{rightcharacter: I killed it.}{/panel2}
{panel3}{background3}{leftcharacter=Maura5-1}{rightcharacter=clango2-2}{leftcharacter: In another mad attempt to prove Schrodinger's principle?!}{rightcharacter: No, I just hate cats.}{/panel3}
{/comic}

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I had to give it life, just to see it.

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ObiJo June 13, 2001 2:54 PM	You know the funniest part of that strip? (Cuz it sure as hell ain't the punchline.) It's Maura's faces. I couldn't remember which was which, so I guessed. So it looks like she has some emotional disorder.
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bunnerabb June 14, 2001 11:21 PM	Close enough. 21759 Love, bunner
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Spankling June 15, 2001 2:12 PM	21865
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