I want that bed made so tight you could bounce a cat on it!

Dave eventually got used to the glowing eyes, but the way Fluffy would just hover there and slowly rotate never ceased to creep him out.

"Scrooge! Tonight you will be visited by the spirits of three cats..."

Sure, Erwin's telekenesis went over big with the ladies, but Whiskers wished he would just cut it the hell out.

And you thought the DOG was flatulent!

Little known science fact: the ugliness of your pillowcases can be measured by the amount of force by which they repel your cat.

Did you know: the uglier the cat, the bouncier it gets?

With just one powerful inhalation, Erwin was able to suck the family pet deep into the dark recesses of his monstrous nostrils.

"Haha, bet you can't figure this one Schrodinger! Am I flying, or not flying, or in a state of both?"

"Why are you wearing that stupid cat suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"

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"Why are you wearing that stupid cat suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?"

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The telekenesis classes at the community college were making things a lot more interesting for Steve, but the cat... well, the cat wishes he would just take ceramics.

"Okay, I believe you're really Nadia Comanici. I'm still not going to kiss you to break the curse."

"the trials of being David Copperfield's cat..."

Bill's girlfriend was having nightmares so he bought her a hanging dream catcher...He was having rodent problems so she bought him a hanging mouse catcher.

Whilst attempting to murder the President's personal gardener, Nightcrawler's mutant powers take an unexpected turn for the worse...

WEEEE

he must have sat on a really hot heat blanket.