It took some convincing, but I finally got myself to put a shirt on her.

This is also a test to see which server is more reliable, Freedom 2 surf (above) or freeservers (below).

- Welcome to the Big Apples.

By the way, that pose looks really uncomfortable. Where's that skyscraper going? Is she impaled on it? And what happened to her pinkie finger?

--Such is the plight of the sexually aroused giantess.

--The hazards of tittyfucking a skyscraper include: chaffing, impalement, and bloodstains from many an innocent window washer.

--Now, immgine how much more comfortable she would be with some kneepads.

Pat Benatar's "Skyscraper In My Sternum" Tour was cancelled in favour of something less.... "80's."

--Something is hanging over Singapore's financial district today, namely a gargantuan pair of titties.

... And folks on the north side of town may get a good look at the aureola borealis tonight.

Say, aren't those supposed to be twin towers? Where's the other-- OH MY GOD!

Her BREASTS shall destroy us all!!!!!!

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... And folks on the north side of town may get a good look at the aureola borealis tonight.

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Hrm... *quietly asks for the original...*

If a woman is big enough to titty fuck a sky scraper i could never satisfy her. That gigantic woman would look at my cock and laugh. Come on shes a freaking giant she'd laugh at all our cocks. Isn't that depressing.

Crabby:

We women laugh at all of your's anyway. Well, except maybe a few porn star penii.

It's a cruel joke that the media doesn't tell you guys.

You should hear what we REALLY say to our friends. The male ego would become extinct if that were to come out.

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Crabby:

We women laugh at all of your's anyway. Well, except maybe a few porn star penii.

It's a cruel joke that the media doesn't tell you guys.

You should hear what we REALLY say to our friends. The male ego would become extinct if that were to come out.

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One ANother. Sorry. My typing blows goats. Always has. Don't care.

Rock on, then

Love,

bunner

Jael made me cry but then bunners came in and told it like it really is and now I feel much better.

Yeah, they're all snipes and snickers until they get a desperate urge for some cock.

Did I type that out loud?

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I'm sorry. I seem to have keyboard Tourette's.

Our members are too small? I beg to differ. Your vaginas are obviously too big. I mean, if a woman needs the penis of a porn star before she can have any fun in be, then she's definitely worthy of our pity...

Until she starts making penis jokes, at which point we get to laugh at her frustration. :D

This all reminds me of the mouse who was screwing a lioness - a joke she was putting up with since he had removed a thorn from her paw. The mouse was hidden under her tale humping away. A monkey in a tree saw this and as a joke tossed a fruit down, hitting the lioness on the head.

She said "Ouch."

To which the mouse replied, "Suffer bitch!"

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We women laugh at all of your's anyway. Well, except maybe a few porn star penii. ....

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We DO hear what women say ...

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Well, it got me all hot and heavy. Keep talkin', stud.

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My typing blows goats.

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I thought that was your sister.

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Don't get me started on ya mama. Oh LORD, don't EVEN get me started on ya mama.

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I knew that.

:- )

The crack about "ya mama" was also in jest. Here in the wilds of urban America, we have a game called "the Dozens" that fellows often play with their pals in an effort to 'one-up' one other with jocular yet somewhat off-colour remarks about the other fellow's mother. If you wish to investigate this shopworn, yet engaging pastime, I encourage you to pay a visit to any local saloon or barbeque restaurant in an African-American neighbourhood near you. This is where most 'Dozens' matches occur. To start up a game, simply enter the establishment and shout: "Lemme tell ya somethin' about ya mama!"

Let me know how it goes.

Love,

bunner

Oh, I know about that. I have written several "yo mama" jokes, including the immortal:

Yo mama so stupid, she went to an Italian restaurant and ordered fellatio.

And:

Yo mama so ugly, the government gave yo daddy forty acres and yo mama.

Lemme tell ya summin bout yo momma...

Yo momma so old, her social security number is 3.

Ya mama so fat, they bought her a Malcom X jacket, and a helicoptor landed on her ass.

Ya mama so stupid, it take the bitch 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Ya mama so old, she was Methuselah's prom date.

I posted these before, but they disappeared.

I wonder who the fuck I offended now.

Love,

bunner