That Gameboy-looking thing in her hand is a tricorder. She actually showed the audience how to use it.

Hooboy.

Colossal.

Not exactly the ideal spokespeople for starfleet. Why you ask ?

1) There are no fat people in starfleet.
2) People dont wear glasses in starfleet. (geordi doesnt count)
3) There is no inbreeding in starfleet with the possible exception of wesley crusher's parents.
4) (I hope this is true in the future.) There are no slimey talkshows in starfleet.

Captain, sensors indicate an abnormally large amount of chunky-assed losers.

Slim-Fast ENGAGE!!!!!!

"...then there wuz the time Geordie was all freaked out 'n stuff cuz thuh Ennerprise wouldn't drive straight, but then he foun' out me and Ensign May-Beth an' me wuz humpin' in wunna thuh starboard cabins... haw haw haw..."

Speaking of grossly exaggerated accents, when is somebody going to tell the lead singer of Creed that the letter R is not actually a vowel? To Aussies he sounds like this: "Wrth rrms wahrrd rrpen..."

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Speaking of grossly exaggerated accents, when is somebody going to tell the lead singer of Creed that the letter R is not actually a vowel? To Aussies he sounds like this: "Wrth rrms wahrrd rrpen..."

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Speaking of grossly exaggerated accents, when is somebody going to tell the lead singer of Creed that the letter R is not actually a vowel? To Aussies he sounds like this: "Wrth rrms wahrrd rrpen..."

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Scott Stapp speaks a little-known dialect of English know as "Rrrngrrrlsh."

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Thanks to Keith Knight

I don't know from Creed, but way back when Pearl Jam got popular with their danceable hit "I'm Still Alive," a friend and I were so impressed by Vedder's froggy, r-inflected delivery that we developed passable imitations of it, such that we would sing along to the single thusly: "I am a can of Spam/Lovely Spam, yeah wonderful Spam."

We would do this in unison whilst driving separate cars with the windows down, and I imagine that the performance, enhanced as it was by the Doppler effect, thrilled pedestrians.

There are probably more pictures of ugly people per Square inch on here than anywhere on the internet.

Love,

bunner

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