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Spankling
July 11, 2001 10:02 PM

There are actually only three of us on this message board, aren’t there! Three of us are real, breathing people. The rest are made up for fun, or in many cases products of a disturbed subconscious. After extensive research, here’s how I see it braking down:

Real person LadyJ invented boorite, krinkle, Drexle, crabbysgirl and [I]is haunted by[/I] descolada99b, skagg and kaufman

Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling (me)

There are others to figure out – that is as far as I’ve been able to get. I know some of you will be shocked to realize you don’t exist – I know I was. But this is founded on solid research and numbers don’t lie.

The good news is I feel better about not paying my bills. Let Dr. Pedantic worry about it!

The one I feel bad for is Obijo – he’s so diluted he gave up being himself and now only has his other personas to live through!

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crabby
July 11, 2001 10:34 PM

I actually began to weep when I realized that I don't really exist. It was even worse when I found out that I was invented by my arch enemy DrPedantic. Oh what a cruel world I thought I existed in.

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gabe_billings
July 12, 2001 5:22 AM

Hey, I think he's got something there...

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kaufman
July 12, 2001 6:09 AM

This is like astrology, isn't it?

I've got my sun in LadyJ, my moon in Maura5-2, and my DrPedantic is rising.

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 7:34 AM

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...I've got my sun in LadyJ...
I did not know she was expecting! Congrats!!!

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 8:33 AM

Wow.... but for what possible reason could LadyJ have invented me? How did you come to that conclusion, anyway? This is most peculiar.... *Frets!*

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 8:41 AM

quote:
This is like astrology, isn't it?

I've got my sun in LadyJ, my moon in Maura5-2, and my DrPedantic is rising.



"My DrPedantic is rising?" Well, to be honest, all that talk about LadyJ and Maura5-2 would get any invented male persona's "DrPedantic" rising.

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boorite
July 12, 2001 8:46 AM

Am I LadyJ dreaming I am boorite? Or am I boorite dreaming I am a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader?

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 8:58 AM

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 8:59 AM

quote:
Wow.... but for what possible reason could LadyJ have invented me? How did you come to that conclusion, anyway? This is most peculiar.... *Frets!*
*waves hands in the air* Read the dissertation! It's all there! *stomps out of room*

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 9:11 AM

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kaufman
July 12, 2001 9:18 AM

quote:
Real person LadyJ invented boorite, krinkle, Drexle, crabbysgirl and [I]is haunted by[/I] descolada99b, skagg and kaufman

Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling


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kaufman
July 12, 2001 9:21 AM

Come to think of it, it's probably true that Asiangirl1 and Asiangirl2 are the Pangaea and Gondwanaland from which LadyJ, ObiJo, Dr. Pedantic and whoever else is out there arose.

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boorite
July 12, 2001 9:42 AM

quote:
Am I LadyJ dreaming I am boorite? Or am I boorite dreaming I am a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader?

Stunning photographic evidence says:

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 9:50 AM

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DexX
July 12, 2001 10:59 AM

quote:
Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d
Wait on... are you saying that my insatiable lust for the gorgeous Jael is nothing more than an autoerotic narcissistic fantasy?

*ponder*

Okay, I can live with that, at least.

On the othet hand, how am I to interpret the departure of ObiJo from this message board (and his presence in my ICQ list, for that matter)? Am I the seductively attractive persona which proved to be a more satisfying existence for Obi, causing him to leave his real identity behind and embrace madness?

*ponder some more*

Correction, do evil_d, Jael, and myself collectively make up this seductive alternate self to which Obi has apprently succumbed?

Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?

Hmmmm... maybe I should have kept that last one to myself...

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Jael
July 12, 2001 11:00 AM

quote:
Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d


No, if Obijo really invented me...I'd be funny.

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boorite
July 12, 2001 11:05 AM

quote:
Oh, and speaking of Freud, why am I always catching myself in the act of fellating anything even remotely phallic?


I thought you said you didn't like Aussie Rules Football.

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DexX
July 12, 2001 11:07 AM

quote:
I thought you said you didn't like Aussie Rules Football.
I don't. Aussie Rules footballers, on the other hand...

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 11:10 AM

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Real person Obijo invented gabe, wirthling, Big Evil Dan, TOBOR and [I]is haunted by[/I] Jael, DexX and evil_d

No, if Obijo really invented me...I'd be funny.
He didn't invent you, Jael. You haunt him (and many other men, I'll wager - but that's another story). By haunting him I mean you are not a purposeful persona he has put on for amusement, but something deep and powerful that has bubbled up from his dreams.

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boorite
July 12, 2001 11:20 AM

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I thought you said you didn't like Aussie Rules Football.
I don't. Aussie Rules footballers, on the other hand...

As a married man, I didn't even notice their taut, rippling, muscular young bodies.

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DexX
July 12, 2001 11:20 AM

quote:
He didn't invent you, Jael. You haunt him (and many other men, I'll wager - but that's another story). By haunting him I mean you are not a purposeful persona he has put on for amusement, but something deep and powerful that has bubbled up from his dreams.
Well, being haunting sounds a truckload better than being invented. I would rather be a vivid and complete fractious personality than a simple deliberate fictional construct.

Does that mean that Obi posts as me (and Jael and evil_d) during blackouts, but puts his lost time down to freakish sleep patterns caused by chronic insomnia? Wow, if he got demented enough, he might end up thinking that we were real, and talk to us like separate people... someone could make a movie from this storyline, dontcha think?

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 11:23 AM

quote:
someone could make a movie from this storyline, dontcha think?
Anything is possible, Sybil.

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NeoVid
July 12, 2001 1:44 PM

quote:
Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling (me)


....OH. Now it makes sense.

Wait, Crabby was created on purpose? Is Dr Pedantic trying to give the apocalypse a jumpstart?

And even though I'm just a voice in someone's head, I think that I'm haunted by Ranma X and DH-01. :)

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 1:58 PM

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And even though I'm just a voice in someone's head, I think that I'm haunted by Ranma X and DH-01. :)
That's what this needs! Someone to pick up the research! Oh what a tangled web we code...

And how could I have overlooked those two? They're even on my favs (I think - or should be).

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DrPedantic
July 12, 2001 2:12 PM

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Wait, Crabby was created on purpose? Is Dr Pedantic trying to give the apocalypse a jumpstart?
1. I am in full possession of my faculties.
2. The appearance of crabby is not foretold in the book of Revelations. This may have been an oversight. And this helps to underline how important it is to GET IT RIGHT!

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 2:30 PM

quote:
Well, being haunting sounds a truckload better than being invented. I would rather be a vivid and complete fractious personality than a simple deliberate fictional construct.


Who said anything about a purposeful figment being simple? I've had a lot of work and effort put into my development, and it's not as though I'm incapable of my own independant personality growth. Any Role Player could tell you that. On the other hand, however, the fractious personality of a "haunter" encompases only one or two aspects of a personality, and is far from vivid.

quote:
Does that mean that Obi posts as me (and Jael and evil_d) during blackouts, but puts his lost time down to freakish sleep patterns caused by chronic insomnia? Wow, if he got demented enough, he might end up thinking that we were real, and talk to us like separate people... someone could make a movie from this storyline, dontcha think?

That movie would suck like wirthling on a donkey. ;)

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bunnerabb
July 12, 2001 3:39 PM

quote:
someone could make a movie from this storyline, dontcha think?

No.

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crabby
July 12, 2001 3:56 PM

quote:
Real Person Dr. Pedantic [I]invented[/I] Big Evil Dave, Crabby, Don Ricardo, Dr. Light and [I]is haunted by[/I] NeoVid, bunnerabb and Spankling (me)

DrPedantic must have created me so he could finally win a Comic Contest since he's never won one before. I'm the only one he created thats even won a Comic Contest. Of the people haunting DrPedantic NeoVid has won twice, bunnerabb has won three times, and spankling has won once.
The people created by ObiJo are far more accomplished. gabe has won three, BigEvilDan has won two, and wirthling is the all time leader with six count em six Comic Contest wins.
It's times like this I wish I was invented by ObiJo instead of DrPedantic.

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 4:01 PM

I wanted to be made up by LadyJ so I could wear frilly under-things.

Okay I could wear them now, but the good Dr. gets embarrassed walking into Victoria's Secret.

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 4:05 PM

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I wanted to be made up by LadyJ so I could wear frilly under-things.

Okay I could wear them now, but the good Dr. gets embarrassed walking into Victoria's Secret.



*grins* I get to have all the fun. :D

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crabby
July 12, 2001 4:27 PM

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Real person LadyJ invented boorite, krinkle, Drexle, crabbysgirl and [I]is haunted by[/I] descolada99b, skagg and kaufman

Just incase anyone was wondering of the people ladyJ has invented boorite has won twice, krinkle crabbysgirl and drexle have never won. Of the people haunting ladyJ descolada99b has won three times, kaufman has won twice, and skagg has never won.

There are several people not associated with any of the three real people who have won. They include: bottlerocket, bob32, fishoutofbeer, Scyess, DragonXero, MatthewEastaugh, Braze, nibor, and
Ranma X.

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 4:40 PM

Hey, I may not have won a contest so far, but at least I get to prance around in women's clothing and have a good excuse for it!

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bunnerabb
July 12, 2001 4:46 PM

I am not a made up person. I built me from scratch. I am not a pigment of some other comic stripper's imaging software, nor an optician's delusion.

So bite me.

:- )

Love,

bunner

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BigEvilDan
July 12, 2001 5:06 PM

I can't believe I'm actually the same person as Gabe and Wirthling. Kinda makes me glad that I don't exist.

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 5:11 PM

26578

Don't you hate running out of ideas for the 3rd frame?

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NeoVid
July 12, 2001 5:25 PM

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Don't you hate running out of ideas for the 3rd frame?

Hell, that's happened in 45% of the comics I've done. You get used to it.

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 5:36 PM

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Don't you hate running out of ideas for the 3rd frame?

Hell, that's happened in 45% of the comics I've done. You get used to it.

I suppose you're right. By the way, I really liked this one....

12998

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 6:13 PM

quote:
I am not a made up person. I built me from scratch. I am not a pigment of some other comic stripper's imaging software, nor an optician's delusion.

So bite me.

:- )

Love,

bunner


Somebody didn't cash their reality check...

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kaufman
July 12, 2001 6:51 PM

quote:
quote:
I am not a made up person. I built me from scratch. I am not a pigment of some other comic stripper's imaging software, nor an optician's delusion.

So bite me.

:- )

Love,

bunner


Somebody didn't cash their reality check...
Well, he tried, but he didn't have proper ID.

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 7:56 PM

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quote:
Somebody didn't cash their reality check...
Well, he tried, but he didn't have proper ID.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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evil_d
July 12, 2001 8:53 PM

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Don't you hate running out of ideas for the 3rd frame?
There's an avant-garde solution for that: intentional asiangirling!

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evil_d
July 12, 2001 9:43 PM

Well, at least I get to be a haunter.

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Sorry for putting your name next to crabby's, Spankling. But there's an unwritten (because I just made it up) rule that when you start a thread, you're automatically fair game for any kind of abuse within that thread. And, well, I needed three names for it to sound right.

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wirthling
July 12, 2001 10:03 PM

You're right, Spankster! It really is starting to make sense!

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ladyjdotnet
July 12, 2001 10:09 PM

For the record, I do not wear frilly underthings.

I wear shiny underthings.

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Drexle
July 12, 2001 10:12 PM

quote:
For the record, I do not wear frilly underthings.

I wear shiny underthings.



Which suits me just fine as well.

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Spankling
July 12, 2001 10:26 PM

quote:
For the record, I do not wear frilly underthings.

I wear shiny underthings.


Wait! Let my get the lube...

*rummage* *gloop*

Okay, tell us more about your under things, slowly if you don't mind.

(That doesn't sound TOOOOO desperate.)

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crabby
July 12, 2001 11:00 PM

Who cares if spankling found out the key to all our existence I've won just as many comic contests as he has. Oh if only winning was the only thing that mattered.

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Dr._Light
July 12, 2001 11:10 PM

I wouldn't say Dr. Pedantic created me so much as he EVOLVED into me.

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crabby
July 12, 2001 11:25 PM

WOW, he evolved into an even lamer Dr. then he already was.

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