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Wow, this protestant church sure is interesting...
by Abl, 12-28-06

 

by Abl
12-28-06
One fine Morning in Washington DC. The Vice President And Mr. Whittington go Hunting.
Wait, so does the trigger means shoot?
Yes. For the love of friggin christ get me to a hospital!

 

by Abl
12-28-06
So Mrs. Miller. I see you really want this job. What skills and expiriences do you have?
Well... I used to worked for McDonalds but they fired me, I failed my exams in school, I prostitute and strip to make a living, I am a serial killer, Facist, Homophobe, I have Violent Tourrets and im-
STOP! Mrs. Miller, all due respects, but maybe this job is not for you. Maybe you should look in the office block down the street and-
I'm also a Stripcreator Donor
PERFECT! YOU'RE HIRED!
:)

 

by Abl
12-29-06
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by Abl
12-31-06
I'm Not Having sex for a year. I'll Kiss- But nothing else.
Sure About That?
Of course I'm Sure
Exactly 20 Seconds later
OH YEAH BABY, HARDER, HARDER!!!
Told you it's irresistable...

 

by Abl
12-31-06
So, Malboro Mascott, What's Your New Year's Resolution?
I Want To Stop Prommoting Smoking
Cool.
Say, Wanna buy a ciggarrete?
Sure Why not.

 

by Abl
12-31-06
HELP! A MANIAC IS GOING TO KILL ME!
Calm Down Calm Down, I just wanna have a little 'Chat' with you
So what's with the knife there?
Erm... This...is...for...erm, you, MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude, It's New year's eve!
Grr, How the hell can a guy get himself some roast duck?!!

 

by Abl
12-31-06
Dude, The Davy Jones Loolalike contest is next door, HAHAHAHAHA
Who Said I was a lookalike?

 

by Abl
12-31-06
Sadddam Hussein, Welcome To Hell. This is level 1 of hell. There are 15 levels, with level 1 bieng the most minor. Fo example, if you were slightly evil when you lived you stay here.
WHAT!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MASS STRESS AND DIPRESSION IN IRAQ WHEN I WAS IN POWER!
Sorry mate, I was assigned to put you In level 1. Level 15 according to satan is too rough for you...
I am the reason for the '82 Dujail massacre! I Launched rockets at Israel! I spent 3 months in a rat hole hiding from America with smuggled money!!!!
There's Hummus...
Oh boy, Hummus! Fine I'll stay here. Just one question: do Jihads really go to heaven?

 

by Abl
12-31-06
Unfortunately The most popular Stripcreator characters, asiangirl1 and asiangirl2, will not be with us in the year to come. Their creator, threereasons, has been notfied...
The public has growm over the two loveable girls. Stripcreator users say they are 'Bored of seeing the two idiotic bitches every time they go on Make a Comic.'
You Wish That was true!
Happy 2007, Arsewipes!

 

by Abl
12-31-06
Have you heard that song 'Making Me Nervous' by 'Brad Sucks'?
Heard it? I love it. Heck I have the whole album on iTunes!
I know some people who have the album on CD.
You know what? Last weekend I went to a gig of theirs with a couple of close friends.
Well I have Their video for 'Fixing My Brain' on my phone. Boy for a name like Brad Sucks they sure make good music.
Yeah, and describing themselves as a 'One man Band with no fans' sure gets them a lot of listeners...

 

by Abl
12-31-06
Jojo, Remind me, Why did you decide to become a popstar in the first place?
I did to escape final exams
Hell, it's the same thing with Walcott
A-Levels? Cant be arsed...

 

by Abl
12-31-06
HEY ITS MARCO MATTARAZI!
Go fuck yourself
I'll get Zidane over here!
Whatever...

 

by Abl
12-31-06
You Tried your nail to the wall too?
Nope. Suicide
Speaking of Which, Aren't They Both The Same?

 

by Abl
12-31-06
I Invited you from each corner of the globe. You have been selected as the 5 most evil minions on earth. Together we shall become invincible, and acomplish great tasks, in the name of evil!
'We will empower ourselves with thought-unreachable limits, for the destruction of the good and the reign of the bad!'
'I need you to help me to conquer the Planet we step on. Are you in? Do you want to put your evil skills to the test? Do you wish to rule supreme?
Aww, he said there'd be Pizza.

 

by Abl
1-01-07
Why weren't you at last night's fireworks display?
They Wouldn't let me. I was made in China.
So were all the other Fireworks!
They were made in the good part of China.
So what? where were you made?
Don't Exactly know, but apparantly i'm stuffed with sweet and sour fortified Nuclear Weapons.

 

by Abl
1-01-07
By the sea... He is just an ordinary dolphin...But...When Danger Call...
He turns into...
THE AMAZING HAMMER HEAD DOLPHIN! SAVIOR OF THE-
Screw bieng a super hero, I need a beer...

 

by Abl
1-01-07
Have you seen that new Sci Fi thriller movie, De Ja Vu?
I swore This happened to me yesterday...

 

by Abl
1-01-07
Guess what? I GOT INTO BORAT! And I'm only 8 years old
So what? Everyone's over it now...
Not everyone...
Hello My names a Rex. I make sexy time to my mother-in-law, pause, pause, NOOOOT. Why you runnin away, I want to make talk with you...

 

by Abl
1-01-07
Hey Gnome, Wazzup? I'm gonna go with 5 mates to look for some action, wanna come?
No way. Look at me! I'm 2ft 7, I'm bald, ugly, and I'm short on money so I can't afford to pay a hooker. HOW THE HELL WILL I GET ANY ACTION!? I'm just gonna mastrubate at home.
Oh come on, Don't be such a cheap little tosser!
Oops...

 

by Abl
1-01-07
Are you sure you wish to download? This file may contain viruses or bugs which may be harmful to your computer. Some of these viruses and bugs cannot be erased...
Yes I'm sure. Download Download!
Connecting...Downloading 'Hot Lesbian Porno Action and Sexy and swetty Bisexual Orgies' Video
The boy's mother: SEBASTIAN! DID THAT COMPUTER SAY WHAT I THOUGHT IT SAID!??
Dammit, not again!

 

by Abl
1-01-07
Are we in Alaska or the North pole or somthing?
Nope, The Marks and Spencer Refrigirators
Their so flithy stinkin rich, They have a snow fridge the size of Greenland!

 

by Abl
1-02-07
Thank you for downloading Internet Explorer 7.
Now please observe and cowar as your computer explodes.
Detination in 10...9...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

 

by Abl
1-02-07
What really happened with Ashley Cole... Mrs. Mahrinio is having a serious converstion with Ashley Cole in Canary Wharf, Close To Cole's House...
Mrs. Mahrinio, How could you have cheated on My Boyfriend?!!
Lemme Make a deal with you...
I'll Get you a Higher paying job at Chelsea and a Moto V3 Razr if you keep quiet...
Agreed

 

by Abl
1-05-07
NO YOU BLIND THUNDERING IDIOT! I'M OVER HERE!
Here you go squirrelly squirrell...
*Squirrell Noises*

 

by Abl
1-07-07
In a gardening centre far far away...
Sir, We would like to ensure you that our Houseplant fertilisers ensue the best results. It's like a spa for houseplants.
I dunno, I'm having doubts...
No threat. I'll Show you a platn raised with our fertiliser. You will love it
...Uh...

 

by Abl
1-07-07
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today, for my school Human interest Project, interviewing the world's most boring man!
...
...
5 Loooooooong hours of tedious and akwardly silent interviewing later...
I knew I should have brought in my imaginery friend instead!
Potato chickens?

 

by Abl
1-08-07
Wait, So it's WInter now in Australia?!
...
Godammit, I'm never booking with Expidia again!

 

by Abl
1-08-07
Nowadays there's sooooo much propaganda I don't know what to Believe in...
STEP RIGHT TO TRY MY DELECIOUS NEW LOLLYPOPS! SUPERPOWERS GURRANTEED!!!! DR. LIAR'S SUPERPOWER LOLLIES ARE ONLY $100!
But I'm a sucker to the sweet stuff

 

by Abl
1-20-07
IM GONNA KILL YOU! It's been Too Long. I Will slice and dice you like a tomato! Make one noise and I will rip your balls off! But it doesn't matter because no one's here to see me kill you!
No one Will ever know! I will throw your body in the ocean, and I'll Change my name and live in California! How do you like THAT??! You have no way out!! YOU'RE MINE! You'll never see daylight again!!
Sorry, I was just talkin' to the police on speakerphone. What were you saying?

 

by Abl
3-10-07
Oh, I see this year's Halloween you are going as a monk, aren't you?
Naa, I'm going as Britany Spears.

 

by Abl
3-11-07
Hmm, I heard Sex with a pink donkey with a 5-O'clock shadow is good luck...
That night...
The next morning
A little bird told me you had beastiality sex last night. How did he go?
Well, I have 20 unidentified STI's, but I found a lucky penny.

 

Oh boy, I never knew making a movie with Samuel L. Jackson will be this productive...
FUCK SHIT DARN GODAMN MOFAFUCKA, THE FUCKIN' BOMBS ARE EXPLODIN UP IN HERE! GET SOME FUCKIN' FIRE MEN YOU ASSHOLES!
by Abl, 3-31-07

 

by Abl
3-31-07
Hey honey, welcome back home to your loving Feyonce. How was the army?
Terrible
Why??
The Sergeants devised something more inhuman than all the training, short sleeping hours and discouragement I have endured...
Oh my goodness, what was it?
They made us listen to 5 consecutive hours of George Bush Propaganda; With no toilet breaks...

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