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by BartSimpson
10-12-02
The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps
I'm Mel Gibson and there is a crop circle in my back yard. *Cue Daughter Screaming for no apparent reason.*..*cut to my 9 year old son who just stabbed a german shepherd to death with a fork...*
YES WITH A FORK!!
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I am an alien! behold my superior problem solving skills as I run around at night waking up neighbors and jumping on roof for no apparent reason.
Nevermind the rational explanation We're ALIENS!

 

by BartSimpson
10-12-02
The Movie "Signs" In a couple of Easy Steps ***Continued from previous page ***
I have hind legs power ful enough to jump 10 feet onto roof tops, technology to conquer the nontrivial challenge of intergalactic space travel.
But I'll be DAMNED if I can kick down this wooden Door!!!
OH SHIT! 5 minutes left in the movie! Not enough time for a plausible ending, let's just allude to a victory over the aliens with vague refernce to the Middle East.
***************The End!**************
Fuck me in ozarks! you humans found our weakness: water. yes, we failed to relive that water--the most abundant substance on your planet--would kill us!!
Although we cant walk around freely without wearing body suits despite all the natural humidity and water vapor in your atmoshere. Agghhhhhh!

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