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by DORKMAN
10-22-03
did you hear frosty is sexually assulting everyone? mrs. claus has still not recovered!
No, really?
yah, well i'd better be going. bye!
OK. im trying to find that UFO that elfin escaped with.
Hey donner, I got a second carrot you know....
Oh god no.........

 

by DORKMAN
10-22-03
I Can't be fired from my job! Im your best chemist!
YOU are, Rodney!!! NOW LEAVE!
I have to think of a way to get to his puny soul....
TO BE CONTINUED
Oh yeah. my "things to do list"... lets see.... OH! kill his daughter!

 

by DORKMAN
10-22-03
heheheheheheh
is anyone here!?
well i know iam... hehehe. i"kill the boss's daughter" what a great idea
helllpppp... me......
hahha. my revenge has begun
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by DORKMAN
10-22-03
huh?
i need you to do an important task!
um, whats this important task I need to do? this better has to do with a beer bong!
This can change the world! you must save it before it is destructed!
I need you to have sex with me and drink a magic beer that gives you superpowers!
This is wonderful! oh wait, this is a dream.. DREAM!? NOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

by DORKMAN
10-22-03
Mauria? where are you! i requested those beakers an hour ago! OH, look at this, you spilled nitro glycerine on the floor!
*sizzle*
Oh my god! someone stabbed her! who would do such a thing?
Later that night......
TO BE CONTINUED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOWNLOAD?
I can't beleive my own daughter would get killed. what type of demon would do such a thing...... rodney...

 

by DORKMAN
10-23-03
hey boss! im volunterring for work!
I know what you did to my daughter
umm... how can you accuse me of such a thing?!
You did kill her. dont deny it!
Oh yeah, i did, so, you have to get through me!
THis begins NOW

 

by DORKMAN
10-23-03
I WIN U SUCK. U PUT GERBILS IN YOUR ASS
what the fuck? i lost ot a computerized chessboard! I'll try again!
YO YO YO WHATS MY NAME BIIAAATCH!!!! I WIN.
Hey what can your little computer ass do now!? NOTHING HAHAHA!
who got the last laugh, huh? your on candid camera!
bitch......

 

by DORKMAN
10-23-03

 

by DORKMAN
10-23-03
Oh yeah it finally loaded
Time to get the lotion and tissues!And the door is shut
Oh yeah, AOL 9.0.....

 

by DORKMAN
10-24-03
It's time to take you down!
of caourse i had to hear it from count crapula.
DIE BOSS DIE
you little shi*t! you, oh no, not the knife!!!!!
*screams* *THUD!*
nobody ever messes with rodney micheals....

 

by DORKMAN
10-24-03
BOOOO!!!!
So? what about that airline food, cant get any crappier than that!
BOOOO YOU SUCK!
Ok, how about that chicken, i mean what comes first, give us a freaking answer!
WERE LEAVING!!!
ah fuck it, i'm doing Leno

 

by DORKMAN
10-25-03
One Day At McDonalds....
welcome to mcdonalds, what do you want?
a whopper and a frosty!
um, we dont carry frosties. Wendy's does
But i like frosties! I CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO HAVE A FUCKIN FROSTY!!!! NOW LET ME HAVE ONE
We dont carry frosties now leave or il'l kick your ass out of the place!
You have brought shame into the world of frosties....

 

by DORKMAN
10-25-03
eXyGiRl23:im 23 years old and i love having sex
ooo! i think i'm gonna love this!
RodneyM221:ur hott. i am 24 and i love having a good time!
My little reply, she'll be melting in no time!
ooh, rodney is such a hottie!

 

by DORKMAN
10-25-03
Your almost there granny! and im gonna win my merit badge!
I can walk on my own thank you
I think you really need help walking. its been 3 minutes and you haven't walked an inch yet!
im running my fastest jimmy. the T-rex was too fast for me!
3 Hours Later
screw it. Ill rob a bank and turn someone fake for my "police merit badge".
you do that billy, could ya get a carton of milk too?

 

by DORKMAN
10-26-03
hey Rodney, I'm still in jail for that bank robbery
Oh, sucks to be you, well anyway, how is jail?
I'm in so much pain......
why? your cell-mate seems perfect
Well, one day i woke up and my, um, well, my asshole got bigger! Do you know what this can mean?
um, I advise you to stay away from your cell-mate as long as possible!!!!!!!!!

 

by DORKMAN
10-26-03
This is the original version of my first comic, "a very special day at the North pole"
What's up, Rudolph?
Ah nothing. Have you heard that santa is sexually assulting everybody. he's going through his mid-life crisis!well, i have to leave, bye!
Frosty! Stay away form santa! he'll rape you!
AHHHH! I better tell everybody before he gets them all!
Hey donner, Santa's feeling mighty jolly today!
oh god, no......

 

by DORKMAN
10-26-03
Tweety bird and wile E cyote
I Thought I saw a pussy cat!
Ah, fuck it. roadrunner's too fast for me
Super mario and Wanda (from Fairly oddparents)
princess, im not in the mood for sex right now
shut the hell up timmy! do something on your own!
Katie couric and the Serta Sheep
I'm katie couric and i just took 3 talkative enhancing drugs, now back to you tom!
Please, buy serta matresses. were getting sick of being counted!

 

by DORKMAN
10-26-03
"Hot gay singles", "steamy gay sex". UGH, i want REAL porno!
"testicle licking fun", "The coc* king", ARg
SO remember, never jack-off to gay porno!
Ah here's one! "sexy steamy asians"!

 

by DORKMAN
10-26-03
DUCK SEASON
RABBIT SEASON!!!
DUCK SEASON!!!!!!!
RABBIT SEASON!!!!
Ah, fuck it, it's turkey season
yeah okay...

 

by DORKMAN
10-27-03
the chocolate syrup is melting
BBEBEBRRRRR!!!
MY MOMMMYMYMYMYMYM
WOAH CAMPERS
CHOO CHO OCHOOO!
LAALLA
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