All comics by Joe_The_Kitsune

Profile

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-26-03
AHAHA! I WILL EAT YOU, LITTLE KID!!
oh please, these guys make me sick
YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Geez, Fire3!!
AAAAAAAAAAH! YOU'LL PAY!!!
Yeah, right.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-26-03
hello! I am a magical fairy! you may have one wish!
sweet.
why would you want a car door?
I want a car door.
so if it gets hot in my suit, I can just roll down the window!
...

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-26-03
so...wanna get high?
NO, HOBBLES, I DON'T WANNA GET HIGH!!
PLEASE?
NO!
You suck, Palvin. I'm leaving.
Yeah, go to the store and buy some tic-tacs, you mangy fat cat!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-26-03
remeber, troups, You only have one thing to fear, and that's..
fear itself?
no, Barney and Teletubbies. now, let's go shoot hitler's brains out.
....
but...I LOVE barney...:(

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-26-03
pfft. stupid NC joke...
yes. I'd like to purchase 1000000 AA batteries for my, erm, hair dryer
here's the joke again!
pfft. stupid NC joke...
yes. I'd like to purchase 1000000 AA batteries for my, erm, hair dryer
and again!
pfft. stupid NC joke...
yes. I'd like to purchase 1000000 AA batteries for my, erm, hair dryer

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-31-03
hey look, it's stupid Spewie Dorkins!
shut up, Palvin! whadda you want?
Yeah, I'll take a #2 in your mouth!
you vile little...GRR!!
so, should I wear a tux on our date, or just go in da buff?
oh, behave.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-31-03
school
so, class, 8-4=4
spewie's point of view
wow, thank you, Jesus!
and that is why I died for your sins.
palvin's point of view
oh for god sakes SHUT THE **** UP!!
and after you go clean out the port-a-potties, get a pineapple shoved up your @$$, and blah blah blah...

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
10-31-03
AAAAAAAAH! BARNEY!!!
Hi, little kid!
later...
STOP FALLOWING ME!!! ICE3!
I'M TELLING YOU, I'M NOT BARNEY!!
and black!
great, now I'm a icicle.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
11-14-03
MOM! MAKE HOBBLES GIMME BACK MY COMICS!
Now, Palvin, it would be nice to share the comics with Hobbles.
But Mom, he ruins them! he used an order form for free "Toxic Terror in 3-D, part 2" as blunt paper!!
Palvin, you know Hobbles has to get high at least once a day to stay alive. Besides, He won't hurt the actual comic book.
REALLY?! 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THE "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME" BANANA WAS MEGAMAN'S SIDEKICK LAST ISSUE IN CRAYON-O-VISION!!!
I cannot ****in' stand this kid!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
11-14-03
1- a time machine
AAAAAH! T-REX!!
AAAAAAAH! STONED TIGER ON THE LOOSE!!!!
2-a transmogrifier
uh-oh.
3-a, hot tub?
So, Sara Pee, ready to get in my hot tub?
Palvin, what makes you think I even wanted to do this with you?!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
What is it now, you damn stupid cat?
Hey, Palvin...
I'M HORNY!!!
Yeah, what else is new?
Which is why I stabbed his balls out with a rusty nail a week ago
I'M HORNY I'M HORNY I'M HORNY!!!!!!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
Who are you?
I'm a Nintendo DS. You can touch me... Down there...
No thatnks, you perverted robot. My PSP is a hell of alot better than you!!
TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOLT 3, MOTHER FUGGA!!... NO!!! It didn't work!!
TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!!!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
God Dammit, it's Blow, the school bully
Hey, Palvin, gimme your tots!!!
Dude, you've used that damn joke for three weeks straight! I don't have no damn tater tots!!
Then I guess I just have to beat you up!!
WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!! LOOK AT THOSE DAMN CHICKEN ARMS!!
Uh, then I'll just give you anal sex until you start crying, or something.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
Hi I'm Palvin
And I'm Hobbles
This is our comic, which parodies Calvin and Hobbes, the famous comic strip by Bill Watterson.
Yeah, I smoke crack, and Palvin... uh... what does Palvin do?
Uh, yeah, I don't know what part of Calvin I'm mking fun of.
F**k it. I'm going to my trailer to smoke Cannabis and have premarital sex with little kids. See you in Hell.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
Hehehe... just wait until Spewsie Dorkins finds a burning bag of crap on her lawn!
Well, isn't this just nice. I think I'll throw this in the bushes.
OWWWWWWW!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDOOOOOOO!!!!
Next time, fag boy, just stick with water balloons and pinecones.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
AAAAAAAAAAAAUGHH!!
TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!
Later....
AAAAAAAAAAAAUGHH!!
CALIBRATE MY TOUCH SCREEN BIATCH!!!
And so.../To Be Continued...
Damn, this thing just doesn't give up!!
TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
Today, it's Ninja vs. School Girl!!
I KILL YOU WITH POINTY NINJA STAR!!
Like, STFU, you dumb ninja fag. Girl power!!
The Ninja throws his Shurikens...
Todome Da!!
And the School Girl gets her ass kicked!!
I piss on grave now, unhonorable preppy cheerleader bitch.
Damn, Hell is very, very hot...

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-22-05
Well, get ready! It's Ninja Vs. Dragon!!
I kick lizard ass now!!
Roar and stuff.
Ninja's shurikens have no effect! The dragon roasts him!!
Mmm... he'll go great with some Ketchup...
And now, we go live to Dragon-Stomach-Cam!
This suck big balls.
Hi, I'm Butz the Knight. Wanna get high?

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
Silly girl. Only PSPs can beat Nintendo DSes. I'll save you!
PSP!!! Help me! An evil Nintendo DS wants me to touch it!!! I tried Bolt 3, but-
Take this, you goddamned Dual-Screen!! Ultima!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!! Wait, where's the Ultima spell?
Fuck.
Uh-oh. My UMD Disk fell out my ass.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
Hey, Spewsie, what do you have for lunch?
Swiss Cheese and Ketchup. It's my favorite, so don't gross me out.
It appears to be cigar butts in menstrual blood sauce.
Anyway, what slop of reconsituted dog crap did they make for you at the cafeteria?
Huh? Oh, weak, dude.
You sick fu-... IT'S BEANY-WEENIES!!!!!!

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
School
Hi, I'm Miss Wormwood.
Charmed. Now go teach me.
Blow's Point of View
Yes, cower, you puny mortal! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
RUN!!! IT'S THE OMNIPOTENT BLOW!!!
Hobbles' Point of View
What? This isn't Taco BELL.....
Welcome... to... Mary.... J's.... World....

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
Really? That's awesome!
*Sigh* Okay, Mr. Dragon, you've won the "New Character" Contest.
YES! DIE FOR FREEZING ME A FEW COMICS BACK!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
Damn, Ninjas really give you the runs.
This is most unhonorable...

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
To the left, is Mr. Dragon's boss... who i can't make up a name for yet...
The "Pilot", you dumbass.
AAAAAAUGH!! WHO'S FLYING THIS PLANE!!
Meet Mr. Dragon and his friend, Mako!
Who invented these dumbass names for us?
Some retarded 14-year-old who pretends to be a Kitsune on message boards and crap.
Here's Butz, the Knight, and Slithers.
I hate being eaten, like, all the time.
Shut up and deal with it before I spit acid in your eyes and blind you.

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
RAWR!!! I'M GONNA EAT YOU NOW!!
Like, dude, that is so totally cliche.
Wait, what?
Like, "Rawr, I'm gonna eat you now"? Why don't you just stick a sign up that says "I've never been out since the dark ages".
They just don't make Damsels in Distress like they used to...
So, like, what's you're name? Mine's Demi. It's a wierd name, I know-(blah blah blah blah blah)

 

by Joe_The_Kitsune
8-23-05
Oh, don't worry. I have some Tums.
Slithers, I've got this problem with a Maiden I was gonna eat.
No, it's not that. She's like... stupid. And I'm afraid I'll become stupid if I eat her.
Mr. D, you really are a pussy. I'll go ahead and take care of her. But It'll cost you.
Awww... come on... please?
.........I'M NOT GOING TO STICK A JAVELIN UP YOUR ASS!!

Showing page 1.