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by Monkey_Matt
11-27-01
Welcome to hell!
He's funny
I'll give you a dollar to become a minion!
ok
Thank you, come again. Die !
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

by Monkey_Matt
11-27-01
What the
hell!? your a
minion too!?
That's so
cool! Let's
Hi Saten!!!

 

by Monkey_Matt
11-27-01
One more for god!
I wouldn't wanna be HIM!!!
Crap

 

by Monkey_Matt
11-27-01
Hmm.... Weres that basterd Jesus?
Attack!! ATTACK!!!!!!!
So, we meet again.
Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your dead!
Uo

 

by Monkey_Matt
12-01-01
Welcome mechines! Welcome to the mechines party! ____________ ______________ Will Mass prodused mechines line up over there?
I need a brake....
How the fuck am I gonna get over there? _____ Oh-Duh!
Hello. Can I fuck you?
I told you to brush.____HELL NO !!!!
Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Monkey_Matt
12-31-01
One day, Clango was programed by aliens to destroy Earth!
Target planet in sight!
Preparing Launch!
One hour later...
What! No cookies!?!?!?
Look .We can't always pay up.

 

by Monkey_Matt
1-05-02
Fight ya for a doller!
Hell yeah!
I'll start with my high kick .
I'll start with my low kick .
Rip!!!
Hold on. My sk uh... skirt umm...ripped.
Haw Haw! [Rip!!!] Doh!!!

 

by Monkey_Matt
1-05-02
Tobor will cornhole you!
Tobor will cornhole you!
Tobor will REALLY cornhole you!

 

by Monkey_Matt
1-05-02
Beeguy will sting you.
I came to tell you um.... ha ha..... your fired.
Beeguy will sting you?
Plus I hate you.
Beeguy will sting you!
Wait I never hired you. Whatever, your hired and fired.

 

by Monkey_Matt
1-21-02
Hello and welcome to the yin and yang show!
What happens is something happens and we talk about it.
Note the show's location.
I say it's good because were close to the president.
It's bad because were by the the govorment.
I guess I can't argue with that.

 

by Monkey_Matt
3-08-02
I'm gonna kill you!
Wah? I came here to let you out! You suck!
What the hell are you doing?
ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!!!!
Nooooooooo!Cornhole!
I messed up! Haw haw! What the hell are you talking about?

 

by Monkey_Matt
3-08-02
I'm gonna kill you!
What the...? I came here to tell you you can go free! You suck!
What the hell are you doing?
ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!! Haw haw! What the fuck are you talking about?
Crap! I screwed up! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

 

by Monkey_Matt
10-11-03
Give me your weapons or die!
No! I cannot do that!
Alright I am afraid I must kill your friends and family first!
NOOOOOOO!!! But I still won't tell!
How about a quarter?
SOLD!

 

by Monkey_Matt
10-16-03
To destroy Earth, we need to turn it into a giant banana.
No! We need to zoom around it fast enough to create a giant void, destroying everything!
Our x-ray boosters are not strong enough to go that fast, so quickly, or with so much turning!
Well we do not have a banana-blaster to make so many bananas!
On Earth later...
Well, the banana-blaster woesn't strong enough, but the kiwi-blaster was!
Now all we must do is fill our rape quota! Now! Take us to the hottest chick here! I want REAL breasts, too. Wait there are none?

 

by Monkey_Matt
10-17-03
*click*
zzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Oh I forgot I'm in an online game. I brought the "Golden Crack Cocaine" you asked for.
Thank you! As a reward, you get to watch me pole dance! Here we go!

 

by Monkey_Matt
11-02-03
WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Will someone shut this baby up?
WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!ROBOTNIK DIED WAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!! I'm going a massacre to kill everything I don't like !
Hey mister! Is that a gun? Do you have any drugs? hCan I have them? Can I havooker behind you? Will you smile,. Because your on Candid Camera!
Yes. Yes, but I only have some cigars No way, man! Ok. It's 12345. Yes, actually. Why? Whats Candid Camera? I'm amish, you know.

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