All comics by RedCheesyPoof

 

The Dangers of Playing Chess With a Machine by RedCheesyPoof 1-13-03
If this ChessKing 60000 chessboard beats me again, I'm going to **** that motherf****er up My Move	Grrr!!! Checkmate. You lose. Ha-ha-ha. Want to play again?	Who's laughin' now ****head Help me! Help meeee!

 

The Dangers of Live Action Roleplaying by RedCheesyPoof 1-13-03
I don't have a map, I'm lost, and I can't find the F***in' light switch. Oh wait, here it is...	Oh F***!!! You have real purty lips

 

The Dangers of Being a Star Wars Fan by RedCheesyPoof 1-13-03
Our heroic Star Wars fan, Veruca, waits in line for Episode II. Then a Star Trek fan appears George Lucas sucks! Star Wars sucks! My Spock nipple rings signed by Leonard Nimoy rule!!	When I'm done with you Trekkie you'll be a bit more respectful of Star Wars. Spock, Spock why have you forsaken me?! Where's your Vulcan now?!!?My arm, my arm!!Beam up this!	Now that's more like it. I love George Lucas, I love Star Wars. Please Ms. Veruca, may I have another?

 

The Dangers of Making a Choice Given to You by a Goat by RedCheesyPoof 1-13-03
Kewl! I am the Grand Poohbah Goatarius. Choose between the red curtain or the door. One leads to wealth the other to great horrors.	I choose the door, I know I'm gonna be right on this! That guy is totally f***ed	Ahhh, you must be my mail order bride. We will consumate our marriage now! Well, this sure as hell ain't the money, but I have been kinda lonely.

 

The Dangers of Blind Dates. by RedCheesyPoof 1-14-03
If this blind date works out, I won't have to jam this nail in my head But, if it doesn't I will.	Hey sweetie pie, I'm your blind date Cindy. This is gonna hurt.	Oh, so you're into S&M too? I like that. Sh**!

 

The Dangers of Wearing an Evening Mask. by RedCheesyPoof 1-14-03
Honey, why are you sitting in the dark? I don't want you to see me with my mask on	C'mon it can't be that bad. Okay, but I'm warning you it isn't pretty.	Good God in Heaven! Told you.

 

The Dangers of Attempting to Do One Panel Jokes by RedCheesyPoof 1-15-03
A desperate pimp Wuz up girl? You be one hot thang!	Redundant Chill, man, chill. Dumba**!	Too much Hamlet in one day. To sit or not to sit, that is the question.

 

If the Clown World Was Like Highlander by RedCheesyPoof 1-15-03
So, we meet for the last time Rainbow Hair Yes, Snozo. As you know there can only be one.		Now with his power, I can make the world's biggest balloon animal!

 

The Dangers of Remaking a Scene from the Matrix by RedCheesyPoof 1-17-03
I need guns, Tank. Lots of guns. You got it.	I asked for lots of guns and you send me a fucking cartoon kangaroo with a toy gun? Sorry, Neo. Let me try again.	Oh fuck this! I give up. Put me back in the Matrix so I can work on Bill and Ted 3 Arrrr.

 

The Dangers of Changing the Subject by RedCheesyPoof 1-17-03
Braaaaaaiiiiiinnns! Boooooo!	Braaaaaaiiiiiinnns! Boooooo!	Sir, good sir, might I, might we endeavor to talk about more a engaging subject that relates to the monster community and desist in this piffle? Well, well, look who's William F. Buckley all of the sudden

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