All comics by ReplacerEraser

 

by ReplacerEraser
6-13-03
It was days like this Neil treasured his grandfather's dying words to him: "If you're gonna be a great salesman, you gotsta git yerself a monkey, boy."
Come along, my monkey friend, the day is long and there is much product to sell.
But just then a gas truck collides with a speeding sheep truck rushing to get to Scotland.
BLAMMO!!
Sit still, you're in the hospital. You're lucky. I've never seen anyone healed by their own giant testicles while the third one writes out their insurance information for us.
How is the monkey?

 

by ReplacerEraser
6-26-03
Oh dear Lord I still can't believe a third of the earth was destroyed in nuclear war.
Look on the bright side, at least that annoying singing dog that follows you around is gone.
HEADLINES: NULCEAR WAR KILLS ALL EXCEPT NEWSPAPER TYPESETTERS AND A SELECT LUCKY FEW; GASOLINE PRICES AT ALL TIME LOW
I'm a singin' dog! What can you do? I'm a singin' dog! Look at my shoe! I'm the dog what sings.. Whoaaaa ho ho!..LET'S TALK ABOUT THINGS! Drum solo!!

 

by ReplacerEraser
7-10-03
God almighty, since the nuclear war life has been a hot wet sponge crammed inside a platypus's snatch.
I am a lost sad child in this terrible new world devoid of polyamory, wondering who could have brought the unreachable to our IRC server we call our way of life.
ETHIOPIA.
Oh.

 

by ReplacerEraser
7-16-03
Is this the emotion you humans call fear?
That's right, now keep it down. I don't want whatever is out there painfully draining the body fluids out of its victims finding me in here.
Human, I am perplexed, what could have the power and the desire to hunt down and torture to death all the mormons in Quebec?
No!
Keith Richards

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