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by RopeDrink
7-13-01
...Interesting...
...Yet even more interesting...
...This, of course, has nothing to do with sex...
...
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by RopeDrink
7-13-01
God Hold's Infinite Knowledge...
I Am Geezuz, Son Of Jesus!
...Pity His/Her/It 's Siblings Aren't As Bright...
All Your Base Are Belong To Me!
...
Are You Deaf, Peon!?
Im *DEAD* You Arrogant *%£@ !!!

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
Geezuz Needs A Break...
!
Look here, Bud... It's high noon, my period is a week late, I have a god awful headache, and there *you* are with your pants firmly wedged up your arse, ignoring me...
...Or Maybe He Just Needs The Loo...
...Lord Help Me...
I *demand* a refund... Those condoms I got last month ripped *before* I opened the packet... I refuse to accept the fact that tight arsed bastards like yourself refuse to help peon's like me...
...
You transvestites are all the same...
...Im going to cry...

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
Another Pokémon battle...
...No Mortal Can Beat My Pikachu...
Yeah Right...
Whats This!?
(!)
...Jesus, I choose *you*!!!
...
...Oh Shit...
Holy Crucifix Attack, NOW!

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
...Jesus Runs For President... He's Convinced The Crowd...
More jobs will be made avaliable, while taxes will also be reduced during my rule, along with increased imports and country income from international sales...
...He Has America In His Grasp...
...Make the right choice! *I* *WILL* Make this country a BETTER PLACE...
...But Alas...
But Jesus, I thought dead celebreties weren't allowed to run for President!?!?
...I'll see you in hell, bitch...

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
A Father to Son chat...
Come on son, you know I love you - I seriously didn't mean to eat your family and your dog... Your *Overwhelming love for your father* will not fail me... Release me!
*Sigh* Your not worming out of it this time you black-hearted murderer... Just because I put you in a Retirement Home... You didn't have to eat Aunt Jessie on toast ffs fag0t... (Where's my mallet?)
A Father to Son chat...
...I'll behave... I'll cook / clean for you, even offer you sexual favours... Just let me go...
...Oh... Really? ...Maybe I might... Just *might* let you go...
Yes, and when you do I'll have your liver with some fava beans, and your daughter will be a fitting desert you blasphemous cunt...
(*-Found the fucking mallet-*) - *Yawn* you lost your chance, big boy...

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
And yet more parenthood...
"Pffffffffft, who's a stinky smell0r baby today, eh!? Come here you shitty little pimpkin... Nappy changing skillz ahoy..."
'!*WTF*!'
...Along with an imaginary rank nappy...
"Come here... You little... *Oi!* Come HERE you smelly bitch, don't you want a nappy change!?"
'Holy Jesus, Mary and Saint Anthony... Im not even *IN* Nappy's...'
...
"Fine... Up to you... Think your all independant... All you kids are the same" -::Mumble Bad Childhood Flashback + Memory Loss Grumble::- "Go away so, stink to high heavens - Not my problem..."
'Least I have some hair, fag0t...'

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
...Depression...
...This is my brain...
...-*"Gasp"*-...
...Depression + Hammer / Nail...
...This is my brain on drugs...
...-*"Oh My"*-...
...
...Got a Problem with that!?...
*Sigh* Get back into your cabbage patch, fag0t...

 

by RopeDrink
7-13-01
War...
Corporal N00ber, get the Humvee... Where's my fucking Flame-Thrower!? Sod it, charge FFS Fag0t...
Sir, yes sir - Fag0t... Ph33r my penis...
...Or Penis...
Sergeant NibbleBum, don't point that nasty likkle prod rod at me, FFS fag0t... Charge, you pidgeon slamming h03...
Sir, yes sir - Fag0t... Ph33r my meat rod...
...Sometime's one's manhood does the talking...
...!...
My polearm is bigger than yours, fag0t...

 

by RopeDrink
7-14-01
Human Rights...
My letter here clearly states *That I am a Human Being, and hereby have human rights and am to be treated equal...*
Look you fag0t, your a stick man placed on a comic strip by some twat who, ironically, is shite at making comics... Get with the times...
...Are...
...Maybe so, but I refuse to accept that concept on the grounds that I feel I am alive, and therfor wish to see it that my rights do not change in anyway... What are you looking at me like that for..
Well, one thing is for certain here...
...A Bitch...
What might that be?
...You're an arsehole...

 

by RopeDrink
7-14-01
Rope's Typical Day In #Fortress.ie
"LTM" - Haha ololololormfolfoma yuo = lamar fag0t...
"RopeDrink" - *Sniffle* Im going to cry...
"Shinji" - ...And I happened to stumble across the Doom Soundtrack... Fucking amazing stuff... LTM, keep your hands to yourself...
"RopeDrink" - *Sniffle* ...Lucky Sod...
"Occy" - So-called brainwashing involves flooding one's cognitive synaptic terminals with exactly the same stimulus- hypnotism involves passive suggestion...
"RopeDrink" - *Sniffle* I love you too, Occy...

 

by RopeDrink
7-14-01
...mIRC threats... Gotta love them...
*I'M* Six feet tall... *I'M* an enigma... *I'M* Uber powahfal! YUO = UBAR LAMAR, I KIK YO AZZ! I'll Pummel you with my uber cross...
...Sigh, uber n00by 8 year old kid, more like it...
*I'M* Actualy an ancient, well respected figure of great significance... 8 Years old? Quite a few centuries old, actualy...
...Sigh, possible 10 year old kid, with an actual *Imagination* more like it... Bring it, big boy... Crawl down my l33t 56k and I'll kik *YOUR* Ass...
--**BoP**--
...Right, you little shit...
...Oh bugger...

 

by RopeDrink
7-14-01
...Let... Me... Off... This... Fucking... Cross... Son... You... Bitch... *gasp*
Answer me this... Why were you such a cunt to me in the past!? If you had behaved like a normal sexualy depraved father, I wouldn't have retorted to nailing your ass onto a cross in the first place.
Look, you had me on this cross for three days, without food... The *one* day you released me, the first thing I saw was your aunt Jessie, and a slice of toast... I ate the two together... Oh shit...
*Sigh* What now...
...Not A Happy Day For Sonny...
(!) I think I just excreted your aunt down the back of my leg (!)...
Im sick of this...

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
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So whats it like to be the brutal, savage, invincible, greatly disliked, one man army known as Death!?
IT IS A CROCK OF INHUMANE SHIT - YOU TRY BEING EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD AT ONCE, CLOSELY MONITORING ALL EXISTANCE ON THIS PLANET AND INDIVIDUALLY COLLECTING THEIR SOULS AFTER THEIR LIFE IS SPENT!
---------------------An Avid Fan--------------------
I COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING ELSE... LIKE... LIKE A SKELETON, OR A BLOOMING DOG MEAL BUT NOOO - MR.FATE SAYS I HAVE TO TROT ALONG AND KEEP THE UNIVERSE IN CHECK - ALL LIFE IS SUPERVISED BY ME!
Mifter Deaf? May I Haff Your Autograff!?
SOD OFF, KID!
...yaargh...

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Death Takes A Stroll...
Panzy

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Through The HellHole!?
Deep Dank Layer...
...No Electricity Needed...
...No Air Conditioning
...Dirty Red Stuff All Over The Place...
Who Lives In A Place Like This!? Death, It's Over To You!
!

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Dum Di Dum...
Excuse me!?
Ungh?
Kiss Me!
But You're Extinct!
Um... So Are You... What The...

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Extinct Discussion
So they got you too!?
Aye, Im as extinct as you lot!
How did you die!? Us Dino's died so well that no one on earth knows how we did it ha ha!
That was some work, although Im extinct due to the fact that I haven't been brought into existance yet!
You lucky GIT!
I'll have my moments!

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Oh Look, A Newcomer!
Hi There!
Jerry, Come meet this new bloke!
She's nice - Things will be great here!
HI!
Oh BUGGER!

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Welcome to the world of the extinct!
Cheers Mate.
So... How did you get here!?
Our race died!
Figures!
Idiot!

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
A Vision!
Yes, I'm very bad for you! Not as bad as what killed your kind all those years ago, but almost!
Really!?
I am, at this very moment, slowly demolishing the human race - They will end up here in the land of the extinct, and wreak havoc!
You're a bit of a drag really, aren't you?
Look - Just give me back my Little Bro will Ya!?
Bugger Off, He's Tasty!

 

by RopeDrink
8-22-02
Cretacious Park: REALITY DINOSAUR LIVE SHOW
Isn't that beautufil!?
I can't wait to see a real live dinosaur!
Yes, and from the safety of our own HOME!
Wait a minute!
Didn't the Dinosaurs die out centuries ago!?
Oh For Crap Sake! The Discovery Channel got us there!

 

by RopeDrink
9-01-02
Would you be interested into converting from your hellish ways to those of the "Glorious Khrishna"?
Not Particularly - I've grown accustomed to my current job description...
Ahhh but the life of a Khrishna is one brimming with opportunity and light!
Khrishna, whats that? Some form of... Edible Object!?
Look, you heathen, Im here to save your SOUL!
Thats rich coming from a bastard we used to get extra points for crushing in Grand Theft Auto!!!

 

by RopeDrink
9-01-02
Would you be interested in converting from your hellish ways to those of the "Glorious Khrishna"?
Sozz Mateh, I Iz quite Happez Warez I Iz at!
You are happy with your current way of life!? You are happy causing havoc, terror and Chaos?
Yuz
This is blasphemy, pure BLASPHEMY - I will not put up with this!
Waitz a Minutez! Aintz yez from Grandz Theftz Autoez!? Singz Me Upz for a bit'o' datz!

 

by RopeDrink
9-01-02
Would you consider converting from your hellish ways to those of the "Glorious Khrishna"?
Stupid little £$%#

 

by RopeDrink
9-01-02
Would you consider converting from your hellish ways to those of the "Glorious Khrishna"?
!glub!
Look, just say yes or no - I've already had silent treatment from that £$%&ing squirrel!
!*GLUB*GLUB*!
!*Gllluuuuuuubbb*!
Suit yourself...

 

by RopeDrink
9-01-02
Would you consider converting from your hellish ways to those of the "Glorious Khrishna"?
?
*MUNCH*
*Yaaargggghhh*

 

by RopeDrink
9-01-02
Would you consider converting from your hellish ways to those of the "Glorious Khrishna"?
Not particularly - I've grown accustomed to my current job description. Hold on a second, this seem familiar...
Oh it's you again - Gosh, what a small world this is... I see things haven't changed much!
You know, for the first time ever I must agree with you!?
Really? What makes you say that!?
You're still the same old bastard Khrishna moron from Grand Theft Auto!

 

by RopeDrink
9-02-02
The Boredom Demon
Watch DIS shiot!
!*FLAM-BOYANT-E*!
Unga Bunga!
!*FLAM-BOYANTE*!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHa hahahaha haha...aha... ha...
I am *Geezuz*, Son of JESUS! Fear my Bored WRATH!

 

by RopeDrink
9-02-02
Haha.. Ha... H... a.... Time for a change...
*FLAM-BOYANT-E*
I am Jesus, son of God...
*FLAM-BOYANT-E*
AND I AM YOUR SON, GEEZUZ, HAHAHAHAhahaha... ha.
I think it's safe to say that a lack of imagination can be a bit of a bitch...

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
You sof-of-a... Gimme Back my wallet!!!
Ammmm... LOOK, UP THERE - THERE IT IS!
What the...
Ha ha, Suckah!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
Hey you little bastard, give me back my nasal hair!
Ammm - OH MY GOD, LOOK OVER THERE!
m33p
Buh!? HEY, COME BACK!
Hahaha TAKE IT!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
I'll give you immortality if you can rob my cloak without me noticing...
Ammmmm - LOOK, UP THERE!
!?
What the...
Hahahaha!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
I bet I can rob the eyes out of your head without you noticing!
Ammmmmm... Holy Shit, WHATS GOING ON OVER THERE!?
Suckah!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
So I said "Croutons? I ate them all for LUNCH" hahaha...
Piss off out of my realm you little shit!
AAaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
Pfft!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
So he said "Piss Off Out Of My Realm, You Little Shit"
I *could* try and launch you back up there... My scythe arm needs some practice!
***WHOMP***
Ahhhhhhhhh, not high enough!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
So he said "My Scythe Arm Needs Some Practice"
HEATHEN, though must exit thine church via THE ROOF!
AIiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
Typical Blesphemor!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
So I said "Screw this you pack of cunts, Im sick of being projected all over the place and going 'SPLAT'"
Gosh, really - How mean. I'd never do anything like that to ANYONE!
Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!
Twat...

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
So I said... Nothing... I said Nothing, happy!?
!
*MUNCH*
I give up...

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
PISS OFF!

 

by RopeDrink
9-03-02
WHAT THE HELL!?!?

 

by RopeDrink
9-04-02
WELL!?

 

by RopeDrink
9-04-02
Dum Di Dum
Spare me some change, guv!?
Awww, poor homeless person. Hold on, I got my wages today. The guts of $500! Im sure I *could* spare you some coins.
Oh, but whats this? They paid me by check? Tut Tut, such a pity!
Bastard

 

by RopeDrink
9-05-02
You wanna get down and sucky sucky on this for six dollah and sixty six cent, bitch?
No thanks!
I don't think you have a choice here... Hey, what the...
*KER-TRANSFORM*
Toboricons!
I ARE THE ONE WHO WILL BE GETTING THE SUCKING!

 

by RopeDrink
9-09-02
Im here in regards to the interview for the role of "Muchos Muncho, Killer Droid of Much Rubbishnes!"
Ah indeed - Take a seat...
Are there many requirements!?
Not at all - All that is needed is a suitable, fitting battle cry! Gimme your best shot...
Erm... "I ARE THE MUCH KILLER RUBBISH OF MUNCHO'S MUCHO!"
Erm, not quite what I had in mind...

 

by RopeDrink
9-09-02
I knew this would happen - A big chance to do something with my metalic life and I blow it... I was so nervous I got the words muddled up...
*Sigh*
I suppose I better go then... Thanks for letting me tryout anyway...
I'll make a deal with you - Try another battlecry, but don't use the Hero's name - Use something in your head - Something easy to remember...
Oohhh - How about "WE ARE THE BORG, YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!"
What the...

 

by RopeDrink
9-09-02
YES - I DID IT!
What are you talking about - How dare you attempt to rip off Star Trek... You didn't even get the damn sentance right!
Oh, right... Erm... How about - "WE AER DYSLEXUS OF BOERG. YUO WIELL BE PROCRASTINATED!"
WE ARE THE DALEK, YOU ARE DOG TOFFEE!
Sweet Jesus

 

by RopeDrink
9-09-02
WE ARE THE MEAT PUMPERS, YOU ARE A SOON TO BE 'ANALLY CHALLENGED!
I ARE TOBOR, YOU ARE TO BE SUCKED!
I have a battlecry for you, mate.
Really? Cool!
Yes, it goes along the lines of "Shut Up You Pathetic Twat!"

 

by RopeDrink
5-17-03
I'm a schizophrenic...
And so am I...

 

by RopeDrink
5-17-03
Dum Di Dum...
'Scuse me, I look for stoned prunes?
Heheh
What is funny? You laugh at accent?
Prunes can't smoke you tit - They can't get stoned...
And they think I are stupid!?

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