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by SmeeMak
2-11-04
I'm sorry. You just don't scare me.
Beware what you say! I have the potential to become more evil than you could ever imagine. Behold!
Little did Bob know the truth behind the transformation.
Ooh...fire. Real scary.
AHHHH! RUN AWAY!
MWAHAHAHA! "It looks like you're writing a letter!"

 

by SmeeMak
2-12-04
Yo...dumbass cartoonist. Two of the exact same person ain't funny. Hell, the potential for sex doesn't even exist!
Yeah...I can't get it on with myself. I mean...I'm horny and all, but that's just too weird.
All right! This is gonna be awesome!
Hey hot stuff. I think I buried my nuts in your pants this winter, but I'm, *SLURP,* suddenly feeling a bit famished.
I fucking hate you.

 

by SmeeMak
2-13-04
Who's your daddy? Who's your father?! WHO'S YOUR ONE TRUE GOD, BABY!!!
Oh you are darling...oh yes, harder! Oh daddy. Right there...ooh that's the spot! YES, YES, OH ALLAH, YES!
.................
Wha...what's wrong honey? Why did you stop?
How DARE you call out the name of your EX in the height of passion? Get out of my home this instant!
Bu...but, Jesus...darling...baby! I swear...It was an accident.....

 

by SmeeMak
2-14-04
Critics Rave about The Passion: Mel Gibson's literalist interpretation of the bible is "harrowing, heart-wrenching, and powerful!"
Agricola! Capere mei orgia!
Mel Gibson's decision to keep the voices entirely in Latin is "a bold and daring cinematic leap!"
Piscina! Piscina! Mei vita pro piscina!
Fuck Mel Gibson

 

by SmeeMak
2-16-04
So, you think I have a case?
Oh without a doubt! After CROSS-examining the witnesses, I think we can definitely NAIL Pontius Pilate on emotional damages. We're gonna totally CRUCIFY the bastard!
Let me rephrase that.

 

by SmeeMak
2-17-04
Hey, so it seems SmeeMak's gotten tired of the Jesus jokes. He's decided to start a series with REAL and NEW characters. My name is Jeff. Get used to me face, cause you'll be seeing a lot of me!
!!!
Hey, you know where Jeff is?
Oh you're just a laugh a minute, SmeeMak. Har-freakin'-Har.

 

by SmeeMak
2-17-04
So yeah...SmeeMak, err...I mean "Jeff" is over there.
Cool! Thanks!
SmeeMak...when you've got the grim reaper's scythe slicing through your abdomen, remember one thing.
Don't EVER cross me, comic boy.

 

by SmeeMak
2-18-04
Finally! I've found you Jeff!
Man...getting ideas for this comic thing is rough. I need to concentrate. Think funny thoughts SmeeMak...think funny thoughts! THINK! THINK!
Your time is up! Now DIE!!! *SLICE*
BLARGH!

 

by SmeeMak
2-18-04
Hey there readers. As you know, SmeeMak is no more. I, Jeff, now do this comic. Hail to the King, Baby! Behold my power!
GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, BABY!
What the...!? Umm...Jeff?
Groovy.

 

by SmeeMak
2-20-04
Jeff's reign of terror reached new heights as he enforced martial law through failed pimps...
Come forth my evil army! Destroy those who would oppose me!
Catch the clap for only 10 cents an hour! Oooh...yeah....
...child raping priests, the intolerant offspring from the rare union of Amish women and Hassidic Jews...
Mmm...tight assholes everywhere...
Oi, Gavalt! Turn off that devil light, ya schmuck!
...and thirteen thousand clones of Bill Clinton - all lost in a perpetual state of "Fleetwood Mac karaoke night."
*Tell me lies, Tell me sweet little lies...oh yeah...*
Damn...I can't compete with this!

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