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Cotton in a nutshell by Solidification 7-12-03
It's another beautiful day in Cotton, where Christians and Atheists argue. God exists! No he doesn't!!	While other people who don't really care to argue just sit there... So, why are they arguing? Who knows? Hey, it's a troller. Let's make fun of him!	And thus, those that were arguing set aside everything to attack the evil troll. A troll!?!?!? Quick! Let's put this on hold while we go bother him!!

 

How to temporarily stop arguments. by Solidification 7-12-03
Two people are arguing in my house. RABBLE!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!	Hey, there's me! d00d liek teh omg URINAL POO!!	Now look how retarded they are, standing in the desert all confused and whatnot. ? ?

 

My Beliefs. by Solidification 7-12-03
So, here I am arguing FOR abortion. Blah blah, choice, blah blah, danger, blah, rape, blah. Abortion is bad because it kills little children. Stupid the sockpuppet SAYS SO!	And here I am arguing AGAINST abortion. Blah blah, death, blah blah, murder, blah blah, they are alive, blah blah...	Yet if only they realized that I simply just don't care to have real beliefs. Why? You don't know what I believe. And any belief you MIGHT know, I could have just been lying about it. Until you know exactly my thoughts on how things work, you are not allowed to call me that. Dude, you are such a hypocrite.

 

AOL Roleplaying Chatrooms in a nutshell by Solidification 7-12-03
So, here I am with the casual elitist (they make up about 60% of all AOL RPers). Would you just let me play? Dude, you are pathetic. I am better than anything you could even hope to be.	Here I am in an inn/cafe and I just happen to find some girl who wants to sex me up by sticking things into me. Um.. I just wanted a drink... Sex me up, baby. You know you want it.	Here I am, in a chatroom I HOPE will have FRIENDLY people to play with, but the dude there doesn't even know HOW to RP (you'd think he could at least just be horrible at it). Do you even know what you are doing? DER HA HER HA HER!1!!!1!11

 

This is me at GameFAQs. by Solidification 7-12-03
So, people are talking about stuff, and every now and then, I'll try and add to the conversation. Blah blah blah blah, important, blah blah. OOH! OOH! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY!!	Of course, usually, I'm either ignored OR the topic becomes dead once I post in it. Oh, it's you. Um... Whatever. Huh?	Then I usually somehow see a friend of mine who lurks. Blah blah blah blah, important, blah blah blah... Nobody ever listens to m--hey, was that Greenwind over there?

 

My Friend Kayla by Solidification 7-12-03
So, here I am, scoring with Kayla. We should totally make out. Um.... NO!	Here we are in a very deep conversation. ... ...	And this is what brightens my day. I love you. Aww, I love you too!

 

Some of my wonderful friends! by Solidification 7-12-03
Left is Blake, right is Brooke. I enjoy being quiet. Though I am quite serious, I can also be funny. Or is that retarded..? I LOVE YOU DAVID!!!	Left is Brian, right is Megan. Hmm.. I see... BUY ME THE NECKLACE!!!	Left is Kyle, right is Jen. Let's get it on!! I brighten my mood every day by reminding myself how pathetic I am, though my friends say otherewise.

 

A day with Jen by Solidification 7-12-03
So, I'm just meeting with Jen. Do read from top to bottom with the dialog, or it won't make any sense. Hey, Jen. How are you? Teh mad sexxor with David is awesome!	Then we discuss the little things in life. As usual? You know we love you. I'm depressed.	SEX ME! NOW! Good point. Thanks, Dave! I love you.

 

Me and Kyle by Solidification 7-12-03
Here, I meet Kyle, my music library. Hey, Kyle. DUDE! JOIN MY BAND! WE'RE PLAYING PROGRESSIVE METAL!	You'll notice I don't follow him. This is because I know NOTHING about music. Um.. What? We're just blah blah blah then we blah blah blah blah blah.	Then, somehow, we either talk about this or life. So, what? Do we have wild nostril sex? I'm not into that anymore. It's all about the hair pore sex!!!

 

A typical, conversive day with Kayla. by Solidification 7-12-03
Here I am, explaining something very simple to Kayla. So, blah blah blah blah blah... What?	As you can tell, she was confused. Now, because of how my brain works, I get confused if someone gets confused at something simple. ...Huh? ????	So, it usually leads into this. Your being confused is making me confused. Your being confused at me being confused is making me confused.

 

Pondering the Mysteries of Life by Solidification 7-12-03
Time Travel... So, by figuring out the quantum flux reactor control.... ...Time Travel could be done if only I could figure out D in that equation...	...Dimensions and Artificial Intelligence... If we warp, we're no longer dealing with time, since it's instantaneous.. Could that come as 4D instead of time..? Artificial Intelligence could not take over the humans since its not in its programming to engage in conflicts, regardless of what it learns...	...Snapping back to reality. Wait, what am I doing..? NOSTRIL SEX! TEAR DUCT SEX! HAIR PORE SEX! NAVEL SEX! MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!!!

 

This is me in a casual debate.... by Solidification 7-12-03
See, generally, people are usually in obvious, so everyone usually gets Blah blah blah blah... Blah blah blah blah blah..	a good, heated argument. Of course, irritated with me, and they tend to Hey, did you guys know the sun is yellow?! ...Leave me alone...	stupid little me usually points out the poke fun at me. Oh, well. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! Wow, thank you CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!

 

A friendly game with Blake... by Solidification 7-12-03
So, Blake and I regularly try and play Donkey Kong Country 3 on the ZSNES... So, why won't the game work? I dunno. It just keeps crashing.	Usually, it never works. So, I freak out. WELL, THAT'S JUST FULL OF SHIT!!! DAMN THIS STUPID PROGRAM!!! Well, we could do something else.	Eventually, I just give up and attempt suicide. I hate my life.... Uh, David?

 

I'm a busy man by Solidification 7-13-03
Message from Blake: hey Message from Eric: Hey, Davo!	Message from Brooke: hey! Message from Taylor: hey man	As you can see, I'm quite busy without all the rude interruptions from my friends. Message from all: HELLO!??!?! ..What the? Jesus, Christ... Can't a guy masturbate without being disturbed?

 

I'm still quite busy. by Solidification 7-13-03
So, here I am. I'm such an orgasmic fellow, no? I think I'll go practice martial arts... Message from all: Let's talk about something very important!	Message from all: So, do I have a chance/could this work/is this rational? Message from all: Er, hello?	And now, I engage in mortal combat with a friend. J00 WILL FEEL teh PaInz0rz!11!! Drop dead, butt-head!!

 

More friends!!! by Solidification 7-13-03
Left is Eric, right is Kelly. I love some chick who's dead, some chick who won't let me touch her, and I also try and bang some little 15 year old, which technically makes me a pedophile. I enjoy making all my user account names the Japanese equivalent of "rice ball."	Left is Charles, right is Lia. I am so cool. I wish I had a girlfriend. Everyone needs a little Jesus in their life!	Left is Daniel, right is Kayla. So, like, I got a bass. That, and I have a butthole-licking fetish. I love you, David! Though I won't let you hold my hand!

 

A typical day on AIM. by Solidification 7-13-03
Here I am, enjoying a comfy relaxation period. Ah, now to kick back, relax, and talk to my friends. Nobody is online.	This is me after approximately one hour. And yes, people ALWAYS sign on when I'm ready to leave. ...Well, I guess I'll leave... Message from 14 people: HEY DAVID!	So, to piss them off, I wait about 20 minutes, then respond. Dammit... Uh... *click clack click* Hello-everyone. Message: WHERE WERE YOU!11??!??1?/

 

Things I hate - Part I by Solidification 7-13-03
Meet my former friend Matt. Matt enjoys Flash MX, making web comics, and talking about video games. I have ideas for comics and movies, but I'm never going to make them, because I'd rather brainstorm than actually do anything. Mm-hmm. Do you ever talk about anything else besides this?	He's not the brightest person around, and probably has no career goal, since he's too busy taking too many courses that don't really help him with anything. I enjoy playing RPGs and talking about them. Especially Dragon Warrior. Let's waste our lives talking about nothing but Dragon Warrior. Uh, no. I have an idea. Let's go hang out with Megan. She's cool.	But isn't he great, folks? He literally gets irritated when people go out and have a life rather than spend time with him, doing what he wants. We are sort of similar, except I don't bitch about it. All of his ideas are stupid. I wish I had a life, like he does. Then I could openly make fun of him for his stupid ideas. "Hang out with Megan." PSH! Right, well, I'll catch you later.

 

My good friend Blake. by Solidification 7-13-03
Meet my good friend Blake. He's a very cool person, but it sure as Hell takes a long time to fully understand what I mean. So, I was trying to conjure a sort of subatomic particle that could venture into the blood vessels and prevent clotting by emitting weak, yet heated waves of radioactive energy. Yea?	He has this nasty habit of going "yea?" after everything, like I'm just rambling or something. How the fuck do you answer "yea?" anyway??? NO, BLAKE! I WAS SPANKING MYSELF WITH A RAZOR! Geez, I TOLD you not to go "Yea?" to me! Yea?	This is me after he pulls it off more than once in one day. DAMMIT BLAKE!!! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU WITH MY SCROTUM!!! Oh, fine.

 

Meeting a new person on AIM! by Solidification 7-13-03
My screen name is FlamingHomoQueer. A lot of people assume I am gay because of this. I don't blame them, but I'm not. Randomly, gay people will IM me and start talking... OMG!11!J00r teh gh3y!!1!lol!! r0><><0rz!!1!! l3t's bang!1!!! *s3><><0rz j00r face* LOL!1!!! *click clack click* Message from IamAgay: hi	Sometimes I play along, but sometimes I just blow off. Oh, yeah! That party I never went to! Hahahaha PWNED! Message from IamAgay: remember me? from the party	I also have a friend named Chris. He used to have problems with me acting gay to him, but he doesn't anymore. This was him before: *click clack click* Mmm, Chris. I want your body so badly... Oh, I'm pinching my nipples. Oh, god, Chris, stroke my penis!! Message from Chris: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!! *sob*

 

My friend Brian by Solidification 7-13-03
Meet Brian. No, he is not gay, I just decided he looked like a cowboy. Now, then. Brian is a very mysterious person. So, like, I have this theory about nanotechnology and artificial intelligence, like how machines can be made to diagnose and treat "newly-developing" diseases and slash or viruses. I WILL SUMMON THE APOCALYPSE TO DESTROY ALL EXCEPT MY WONDERFUL VAN!!!	Yes, it is true. He can summon the Apocalpyse. Though, he only seems to be able to make rain. What are your thoughts? ...	He is currently dubbed Captain Obvious by me, for obvious reasons. Well? ...So, why are we in the mountains?

 

Dreaming by Solidification 7-13-03
Rarely do I ever have normal dreams. In fact, here's a bizarre dream right now! My holy swordsmanship is far greater than your puny martial arts! Oh, yeah? Well, at least I have a shirt!	See how I never really move? That usually always happens in my dreams. Oh, yeah? What now, little man? I think I'll go pretend I'm in Resident Evil...	Oh, please. Like you never imagined zombies raping women. ...Sex.... EEK!! GET AWAY!!

 

How GameFAQs works by Solidification 7-13-03
The world of GameFAQs, where you are free to do whatever. Well, this seems like an interesting thing to do... *click clack click* Message Posted: All hail urinal poo!	Except nobody likes you. Ah, now to sit back and wait for the feedback... Message posted: You are put under the Warning level for severe TOS violations!	If you get a moderation, you will most likely never know WHY you got it, because nobody is going to tell you that they found it offensive. What the Hell!?!?! Why don't people just outright and say that they don't like things!?!? Why do people have to be so stupid!!!??? Message Posted: You need a life.

 

Daniel by Solidification 7-13-03
Daniel and I have a very plain relationship. We're more or less acquaintances, and not really tight friends. When we do hang out, though, it starts off like this: Hey, Daniel. Hey, man. What's going on?	Daniel and I have this mutual agreement that no matter what goes on, we're always being raped. Not too much. Oh, I heard your dad raped you again. Haha, yeah. The school principal joined, too.	And sometimes, we just enjoy it. Cool. Hey, listen, we're gonna go to an airport and get raped by a bunch of screaming women. You wanna come? Sure, man. Lemme just go put on my fishnets...

 

General Regulars at Cotton by Solidification 7-13-03
This is how I perceive some people on the Cotton message board. EVERYONE WILL BURN IN HELL!!! ONLY I KNOW THE RIGHTEOUS PATH TO GOD!!!!	Here he is, going insane. I am correct, and you are not! I can bring you to salvation! Hail me! Listen to me!	And here he is, getting completely pwned! by his mother. Yes, mommy dearest... CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

 

My love life by Solidification 7-13-03
Hello. Here, I will show you how I attempt to score with the chicks. First, there's me spotting a chick spotting me. Huh...? Hey, there.	So, she comes over to say hi. Well, I of course whip out every bit of wit, charm, and charisma I possibly can. OH MY GOD!! GIRL!! YOU ARE TOO SMALL FOR MY WANG!! Oh, ew. Gross.	I haven't quite figured it out yet, but for some reason, girls are turned off by my presence. WE CAN MAKE OUT!! MY DENTAL APPOINTMENT WITH A NEUROSURGEON ISN'T UNTIL AFTER I GET CIRCUMCIZED!!! Oh, please, get away from me!

 

Most Recent Attempt at Getting a Girlfriend - Part I by Solidification 7-13-03
So, meet Kim. She's a very cool person, but physically speaking, she's a bit of a skank. Anyway, this was back in March, when I barely knew her, and I was just beginning to like her. Um, hehe, hey Kim. So, aren't you like going out with someone? Oh, yeah, Todd. He's so cool.	So, here I confront Todd, an acquaintance of mine in school. I had no clue they were going out before Kim said so, and I had no clue they broke up before Kim even told me they were going out. So, Todd. I know you know I like Kim. So, I'm sorry for trying to go after her or anything. Uh, David. You know we're not going out anymore, and haven't been for a few weeks now, right?	For some reason, because Todd wanted to hang out with some friends, they officially broke up. I dunno the whole story, but hey! I'm closer to getting Kim! I thought you were going out with Todd? Oh, he's a jerk.

 

Most Recent Attempt at Getting a Girlfriend - Part II by Solidification 7-13-03
It is now about April, and I decide to do the 20 Questions game with her where I ask various things about her to learn (Trust me--this REALLY DOES work). Hello? Yeah, is Kim there? Oh, hey, Kim! Let's get to know each other. Hello? Oh, hey David! Sure, we can do that.	We talk for about an hour. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah	SUCCESS! She's cute, charming, and WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON! I could SO be in a caring relationship with her! Hey, you're right.. Wow, David! We have so much in common!

 

Most Recent Attempt at Getting a Girlfriend - Part III by Solidification 7-13-03
We have almost everything in common, and there's this party coming up. Why not increase the chance of dating her by inviting her to it? So, Kim, there's this bizarre party going on. Wanna come with me? Sure, David!	The day of the party. For some reason, I hang with my other friends, and she hangs with Megan and some dude named Cody. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah	We talk. We officially decide a relationship between us wouldn't work. However, she upset me by saying: ...I see... ...It's just that we have nothing in common really...

 

A true story by Solidification 7-13-03
I was at a friend's house, and he and I went to this party... Well, there was some guy screaming like an idiot. What in the fuck? Jewish techno funky rap! Bum! Bum! Bum bum bum BUM! Bum! Bum bum bum BOOM CHIKA CHIKA CHIKA WHACK BOOM BOOM CHIKY CHIKY!	I question his motives, but he persists in his actions. Are you even Jewish? No! But it's a fun word to say!! Come on! Get down with your greasy funky self!	Eventually, I have spastic attacks involving my left eye, and my neck cramps, so I try and get the Hell outta there! HELP!!!! Come on and twist yourself, baby! Gotta keep the rhythm going, you dig?

 

I remember this at the annual fair... by Solidification 7-13-03
So, Matt (we were friends at the time) and I were walking along, and this fat kid stops us. He's a carnie. Erm, what? 'Sup dAWG... You wuhnna play some poouhl?	He speaks to me with that weird carnie accent that sounds like he's trying to be Black-cool, but also a Southern-hick. Look, I'm no good at pool. I might scratch the table. Aw, heyuck. I bet you cooold win. Jus geeyuv it a shote.	Internally, I freak. He does give up on me and tries to get Matt to play, who also refuses. Dude, I can barely understand what the fuck you are saying. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!! How abowyoot your friyend? He loohks like a goohd poouhl player.

 

My Attempts to get Friends to join my RPG by Solidification 7-13-03
*click clack click* So, Megan, how's about joining my RPG? "Megan is typing a message."	...Well? Message from Megan: NO!	When people refuse to meet my demands, I go sadistic. Whole towns have perished because of my anger. I guess the world will end, now.

 

Meet Steph by Solidification 7-13-03
Meet my friend Steph. She is very adorable, and loves listening to what anyone has to say. So, in the quantum theory of metaphysics... I didn't ask! I don't care! BE QUIET!	She's a very innocent person, and doesn't let society rule her into desiring to do things. So, you and your boyfriend talk much? We had oral sex on my couch.	On top of that, she's really adorable when she laughs. I think I consider her like a sister to me. She's that cool. Why is six afraid of seven? 'Cuz seven ate nine! Teeheeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheeheeheehee heeheeheehee!

 

Super Theory by Solidification 7-13-03
I have this theory, okay? Basically, you can quite easily disrupt all trains of thought by simply saying something you generally would. It's really not that hard. When someone's being obnoxious, just go up to them and sprout out your commonly-used phrase to them. Let's watch.	Hey, Jen. David. I'm stupid. I'm pathetic. Nobody likes me. Everyone seems to say I'm wrong, but I believe I'm right. I wish I knew what to think or believe.	OMG ROFFLE MY WAFFLE LOL!! TEH BUTT SEX1!1!!!111!!!!BAGINA!! So--What?

 

Another day with Kayla by Solidification 7-13-03
Another day, another chance to flirt with Kayla. Hey there, chicky-boo. Chicky-boo boo-boo. Ssh! Not now. Parents are everywhere!	Her mom thinks I am going to molest her, so I have to change my identity regularly when her parents are around. Right. Hello, Kayla. My name is David Wetta. Remember me from school? Perfect! ...Oh, hey, David. Everything's fine here.	Of course, I speculate that her mom thinks this David Wetta person might make a good boyfriend for her... Sounds like trouble! Erm, mom, I don't really like David Wetta. He's just a good friend.. ...Yeah, that's it. Kayla, is it that David Wetta from school again? My, he seems like a nice boy, and you two sure do talk a lot. Why don't you two go out?

 

A typical day with Brooke. by Solidification 7-13-03
In case you haven't noticed by now, I tend to speak about deep issues. So, in all accordance, I highly believe that entreprenuerial relationships among children and adults could increase an economical welfare should the adult class be subject to nonaggressive acts. Mmwow.	Then, we randomly get in bouts of silence. ... ...	Of course, we can't end our day without passionate love making. ...Wanna make out? Sure.

 

A day with Megan and Monica by Solidification 7-13-03
Here we are, hanging out at a park. Wow, what do you think is wrong with him? I do not know.	And here I am, frolicing in a field of daisies. Jimmy John Bojangles Jingleheimer Schmidt! His name is my name, too!	Don't you just love them? Those aren't even the right words... I say we gut him up!

 

Talking with my friends! by Solidification 7-13-03
See, here's what I'm thinking. If I can fluctuate the travel of magnetic fields to keep in proportion with the relative mass of a dome, which I will construct out of concrete to reduce... ...the magnetic field at which matter flows, then I could probably substantiate the overall magnetic force that is being emitted within the dome as to how it works with the objects outside.	Then, by applying concepts of relative positioning in a formula I created, we might could engage. However, I should discuss my formula. See, it works like this: D = [(XYZ) (XY^Z) (XZ^Y) (YZ^X)]/[(X^YZ) (Y^XZ) (Z^XY)], where X equal the Earth's postion in relevance to the sun, Y = the speed at which the earth travels, and Z is the position of our galaxy via...	I have very intelligent friends! ...a centerpoint. However, D is that centerpoint, and should be squared, then the divisor of the end product. So, whatcha think? ...What?

 

Me during power outs by Solidification 7-13-03
*click clack click* *Bleep boop*	WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?!?!? Hey, David! Power's out all over the place!	Oh, yes, fantasy Kayla. Mmm. I want you so b--wait a minute... When did the power come back on?!??

 

Typical conversation with Eric by Solidification 7-13-03
Meet Eric. He's a little on the flowery/self-angsted side. Hey, Eric. How are things? Sorry. I wish I could answer that, but I'm a bit too pathetic to do such a thing.	He likes this abused girl named Melanie (I think that's her name). However, he also has wild lust sessions with some fifteen year old chick. Uh... Huh... So, how goes that love life? Making good progress with not making out with the tiny girl and trying to express your love for that other chick? I love her so much... I hate myself...	We love him, though I doubt he understands it. But, hey. He's got a cute catchphrase! Hrm. Well, don't worry, little buddy. Being flowery has its advantages. You'll pull through. KNIFEKILL!!!

 

Requests by Solidification 7-13-03
Lots of people sure do love my comics. In fact, since I have so many avid readers, I'm taking in ideas for comics people might want me to make about them or about anything in general. Message Sent: If you have any suggestions, give me a holler.	...	COME ON YOU STUPID COMPUTER!! GIVE ME A FUCKING MESSAGE!!!

 

More typical AIM conversations by Solidification 7-13-03
Usually, when I'm on AIM, I will talk to people who will randomly laugh. *click clack click* Message Posted: LOL!!	Sometimes, people tell me what's so funny after I ask them. Some people just completely forget I asked, and keep at it. ...What on earth is so funny? Message Posted: Dude, this is so hilarious!	I tend to freak out when this happens.. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY, GODDAMMIT!!?!??!?! WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING BURN, BITCH!!! Message Posted: Man, it's so hilarious.

 

I love you Kayla by Solidification 7-13-03
I am a bit of a pervert, I admit. I tend to joke around with mad s3><><0rz, and make love via the Internet to another friend. However, each of these people I ever share a relationship with is platonic, unless I think of them like a sister. None of them even compares to you.	However, I can't fully say that I love you. Love is too simple a word. I say it to my friends, I say it to the TV, I say it to food, I say it to my video games. It's too broad a word. I only wish our human language systematics could devise a word stronger than love, or nullify any other meaning of love. But, it can't. So, I'm reduced to simply using that broad term.	But, it is how I feel. It takes up about 99% of my compassion, with the rest being meagerly divided among the rest of my friends. So, all things aside: Kayla. I love you.

 

Taylor by Solidification 7-13-03
Meet Taylor. He's a bit of an eccentric bizzaro figure, but that's okay. He's also got a girlfriend, so he's cool. Boom bop chiky chiky whick whack! Ship show! Boom whiky whiky whak wrap wrap whak! Sliddy sliddy boom bop pow bop shiky shiky slim shap.	Sometimes, he just kind of spaces out there for a second. Sometimes, he bitches about his sadness on his girlfriend. Get a grip. She loves you. Go be happy; few people ever experience that love. Sliddy sliddy whiky whiky boom bop pow shiddy shiddy sliddy sliddy sliddy! Biky biky bompf, whack; slap slap slap slap crack crack crack crack boom bop pow!	...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Deeler leeler boom bam bliff bop pow shiky wha? Shiky shiky wha wha? Wha wha wha wha wha wha wha wha OOMF! Shiddy shiddy slippy slim jim bim bam!

 

Neo-Nazism by Solidification 7-13-03
I spoke with a Neo-Nazi the other day. Or rather, he spoke with me. We talked a bit, until it came to this: Last time I checked, perfection was never written in stone, so it's very opinionated. Besides, everything you've said has been entirely too flawed to be factual. We are the perfect race, dude.	Naturally, he loses, so he has to attack ME instead of what I'm saying. Of..? You're just afraid!	Of course, he can't possibly provide reasoning with anything. So, I'm afraid of something that you won't tell me. Dude, you're so illogical. Just go play with your little friends and believe that multiracial societies are horrid, and that Jews are Satan. I'm not going to answer that, simply because you couldn't possibly understand the reasoning.

 

Possibly Offensive, but not intended to be. by Solidification 7-13-03
This is me and Kate. She is not Jewish, nor am I a Neo-Nazi. We just have this inside joke. Kate, you're a Jew. David, you're a Neo-Nazi.	We always use it on each other. Or at least we try to. Heck, we've killed to get the last word in! JEW JEW JEW! NEO-NAZI NEO-NAZI NEO-NAZI!	Somehow, our conversations usually dwindle down to food or minor physical irritations. I want some cake... My ear itches.

 

A guy named Brady by Solidification 7-13-03
Brady. Some acquaintance of mine from school. He's on the right. Now, we have this inside joke where he gets raped by his step-dad. Let's watch: Come get your medicine, son! EEK!! NO!! HELP ME!	Get your ass back here, boy! Come on, spread those cheeks WIDE open! Oh, god, no! Please, NO! *humped* OW! OW! OW! OW!	Yeah, bitch. Who's your daddy? *hump hump hump hump* Y-you are, step-dad!! OW! Please, be gentle!! OW!!! OWW!!!!!!!!!!

 

Brady's "Special" Family by Solidification 7-13-03
Skyler, the one on the left, is the brother of Emily, the one on the right. Now, something VERY disgusting happened between them. Skyler's about 7, and Emily's about 12. 'Kay! Skyler. I'm not wearing anything, so let me get my book out of your bed.	Here, she bends over, sticking her bare ass into the air while under Skyler's covers trying to get her book. Whassat? Almost got it.	Victoria and Jonathan, two other siblings to Brady, saw this and panicked. This scene led to the infamous Furry Friend joke: Why, hello my furry friend... *stroke* Mmm.

 

Mutual Understanding by Solidification 7-13-03
Me and Kayla enjoying a sunny field. I'm bored... Me, too...	... ...	So, can I kiss you? NO!

 

New Characters by Solidification 7-14-03
In lieu of a MAJOR problem I had involving characters for Kelly and Megan, I will replace EVERYONE's. Megan on left, Monica on right.	Kayla on left, Kelly on right.	Jen on left, Brooke on right.

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