All comics by StopMakingSense

 

Cheap Shot by StopMakingSense 1-27-03
Two visions of Christmas. One, crass and commercial, exploits the name of Jesus Christ for Capitalist endeavors, exploiting the hopes and dreams of children with lies and fantasy...		The other is Santa Claus Oh, really, now.

 

Death Gets Stood Up by StopMakingSense 1-27-03
		Bitch

 

Awkward Silence by StopMakingSense 1-27-03
	So...	You watch Joe Millionare last night?

 

Can't You Hear The Children Crying? by StopMakingSense 1-27-03
Death makes his rounds Lesse, I've got a one o'clock and then I should be free for the rest of the day! Hot damn! I'll make this one quick! I wonder who the poor sap is...		Aw, shit

 

The Plot Thickens by StopMakingSense 1-27-03
Death continues on his rounds Whew, I thought that would never be over. At least it can't get any worse than killing Santa Claus...	Father...? Father, is that you?	John? Is that you, John? Mark...? Luke...? If that's you, Judas, I swear to God... Alright. I'm outta here

 

The Grand Old Party by StopMakingSense 1-27-03
In light of recent accusations that the Republican party doesn't speak to minorities, we're initiating a hard-hitting urban recruitment drive.	While none of us here in the brain trust have ever actually seen a black person in the flesh, we have reason to believe that they might look something like this...	Mind you, this is just a fascimile, but from what I've seen on the "UPN," it's astonishingly lifelike Where the white bitches at?

 

Duck Season, Iraqi Season by StopMakingSense 1-28-03
White, abstinent, upperclass males espousing their views on a topic that mostly affects poor, urban minority women... Adoption is an option! Stop killing babies! Pro-Life! Rah! Rah! Rah!	Is akin to a duck trying to handle US foreign policy. I say, just bomb the motherfucking ragheads.	I think I've made my point And the gooks, too. They'll never see it coming.

 

A. I. by StopMakingSense 1-28-03
Bad Plot Devices Gone Even Worse I'm sorry, XL7, but it just can't work out between us. You're made of silicon and tin, while I'm flesh and blood. I'm sorry, but this is goodbye.	*sniffs* What is this strange sensation in my data processors? Could it be...sadness? I'll never love again...	Later... Can I buy you a drink, beautiful? *ping!*

 

Warm Spots by StopMakingSense 1-28-03
As a robot, I am superior to you in every way possible. Even in water, my ability surpass your own. I can swim faster, dive deeper and I never rust! There's nothing you can do that I can't do better.		Beat THAT! Real mature, Sally. Real mature.

 

Vaudeville by StopMakingSense 1-28-03
Excuse me, friend, but why do you have feet growing out of your ears?	I say, why do you have feet growing out of your ears?	I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you because I have feet growing out of my ears.

 

If Nails Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Practice Carpentry by StopMakingSense 1-28-03
Randy, have you been crucifying the homeless again?		Literally or figuratively?

 

Hey, Everybody, It's CLIPPY! by StopMakingSense 2-09-03
A first time PC user Okay, so you're supposed to be some sort of MS Word assistant, right? How do I make columns? Try alt-control-go fuck yourself.	What? Uh...I mean..."Error Type 3 Occurred, Please Restart Computer"	You know, I think Microsoft is getting a little too cocky for its own good. All Hail Satan!

 

Clippy 2: Electric Boogaloo by StopMakingSense 2-09-03
The Continuing Adventures of a First-Time PC User You know, when I clicked the little 'x' above your head, Clippy, and you didn't disappear, I was minimally concerned.	And then when I closed MS Word and you STILL didn't disappear, I was marginally annoyed.	But now that the computer's off, I'm beginning to think that this is just the acid kicking in. You'd better believe it, bubby.

 

Clippy And The Man: Part 3 by StopMakingSense 2-09-03
The Continuing Adventures of a First-Time PC User I realize now, Clippy, that you're only a figment of my imagination...	...and you'll probably just disappear in a matter of hours. But for now...	…could you PLEASE stop humping my coat hanger? Take it, Bitch! Take it all!

 

If I Ruled The World... by StopMakingSense 2-09-03
ICP representin', muthafuckaz! Tha clownz iz in town, and all the Juggalos iz gettin crazy!		Much better. That's fucked up, yo.

 

If I Ruled The World...: Pt. 2 by StopMakingSense 2-09-03
You know, I think Affirmative Action and Welfare are just for lazy poor people. It's just reverse racism! As an overprivlidged white asshole, I deserve my spot at Yale with all the other overprivli-		Happy Black History Month, Everybody! *coughs* Perhaps I was being a little hasty...

 

Dr. Seuss And Other Pagan Gods by StopMakingSense 2-01-04
One fish	Two fish Two fish	Red fish Cthulhu

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