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by TheMASSIVE
7-27-05
How are you doing tonight pretty lady? Would you happen to have the time?
Oh great! This nigger is going to rob me.
Oh great! This old bitch think I'm finna rob her.
I don't have the time. Please don't hurt an old elderly woman almost on her death bed. I haven't got much money on me... Only 17 dollars and 71 cents... It's all yours, you can have it.
Bitch you crazy, I don't need your ol' raggily ass money! I'ma true and certified pimp... Whatchu know bout that granny?
Well, I used to run the most successful brothel in 1905! I could tell you some stories sonny, I was pimpin’ hoes before the gardening hoe was even invented!

 

by TheMASSIVE
7-28-05
I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. For he would have been happy to see the day our temples got so many visitors. Buddha once said...
That's great. Didn't Jet Li once kill a man in a death-match here? I want to see where he practiced his kung fu.
I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. Are you familiar with Buddha?
Hell yeah, I just toked up... I got the munchiez now! Where’s the pork fried rice around here? And where are your most potent shrooms?
I welcome you to our temple on the behalf of Buddha. For he would have...
Would've got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee! Shit, I might kick your ass after this beer. I'd like to see you pull a "Crouching Tiger" on me!

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