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by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
DON'T FUUUNK WITH MAH HEART!!
Hey Fergie
What?
I want to rip off your head, rape the gaping wound and then take a huge, stinking dump in it, so it slides down the length of your spine and gives you all sorts of bacterial diseases.
Okay, but don't phunk with my heart!
LOL! Okay...

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
Hey sir. I am a homeless person. May I per chance have a nickle to buy a cup of coffee.
LOL! Okay... I will get u coffee.
Oh, why thank you kind sir. I do verily much appreciate this gesture of kind-- wait!
I splashed the coffee in your face, bitch! How do you like that?
SPLASH!
Ah! It scalding. My face is melting. OH NO! I NEEDED THAT FACE!!
LOL!

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
I am going off to fight war in Iraq. LOL. They just called me up.
LOL! You going to get shot.
Not if I die of AIDS first!
You didn't tell me you had AIDS! We had sex last night!
LOL...
Okay, LOL! That is pretty funny ACTUALLY!

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
I tried sex with baby last night. He cried and condom did not fit. :-( So instead I tried sex with broom.
LOL... Then what?
Then a Christian family group chased me down the street because they thought I was a witch.
Religious persecution is not funny. :-(
Except when Jews get killed.
Okay LOL... then a little.

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
I am new character. I am national hero of Tajikistan. I will be first Tajik in space.
I am filled with inspiration. I now have hope and someone to look up to. But Tajikistan has no rocket.
It is okay. Tajikistan has made rocket! Now I can live out dream! TIME TO VISIT MOON!
NOOO! HE BLEW UP! We did not have good rocket afterall! :-( THIS COMIC IS ABOUT '02 TAJIKISTAN SPACE TRAGEDY! DO NOT LAIGH!!

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
My penis is bleeding.
But YOU are GIRL! Girls don't have penis.
I didnt say it was my penis. Just the one I chopped off pet dog and keep in pocket.
Severed dog penis is Tajikistan national delicacy. Do not be prejudiced.

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
I am Humpenstein. I am big American poophead.
Hello Mr. Humpenstein. I am Thread Jew. Good day, sir. May I be having a green-card?
NO!!
*sniff*... but why?
BECAUSE I RAPED TOO MANY BABIES LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE TO SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!
But... what does that have to do with my green-card. LOL

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
Hello I am sebra. I am signing up for online dating. Interests include... Raping boys, raping donkeys and playing golf.
One Day Later:
What?! No replies?!?
Two Days Later:
Oh? Okay, Humpenstein sent me a virtual flower. Now I am to be masturbating over his profile.

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
Normally I do not like Jews.
Why?
I hate their money and their bagels and I really hate their Holocaust. I am very angry in case you couldn't tell. My worst fear is one day an old Jew will rape me.
Okay, Abe...
NOOOOOOOO!!!
VIGODA CORNHOLE!

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
Hello, old woman. Are you in need of assistance crossing street?
Oh, why yes, thank you. That is very nice. We shall hold hands.
But halfway across--
Okay, now I let go.
Wait! I cannot cross street alone. My legs don't work right.
It is funny watching trucks hit old women.
Honk

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
Hello, I am Mr. Chocolate, your new next-door neighbor.
Oh. I see.
GIMME YOUR STEREO!!!
MOM!

 

by Thread_Jew
4-15-06
At first I did not believe Thread_Jew, but he is humble Tajikistani farmer with degree in sheep-herding from Tajik University.
And I told you. If we hold hand then rainbow appear!
Yes...
It so beautiful.
RAINBOWS MAKE ME WANT TO RAPE THINGS!

 

by Thread_Jew
4-25-06
Hello, good sir. I am Annabella. It is very lovely to meet you one fine night. You have very nice eyes.
I don't care because I am to be seducing you with penis in ass!
Uh Oh! Date Throw Wine!
FAIRY HELP!
NO! That is not how you treat date! BAD TAJIKI!! Now try again and be gentlemanly.
I MEAN... Would you care to be seduced with penis in anus, please? Your eyes are lovely too.
GOOD! She falling in love! ... Now put me back in ass so I can tickle prostate!

 

by Thread_Jew
5-10-06
Thread_Jew... It would be fun if you could make rainbows out of hand.
What? I am not town donkey! It is not job to make rainbow out of hand! I do that when I want!
But PLEASE! I want the rainbows! They make the children happy.
I have spoken. NO RAINBOWS! Hmmn... for your insolence, I shall make you face..
... bizarro younger version of yourself! He is from evil Mirror-World, where there are no rainbows, only blood!
NOOOO!! This makes me very not happy!
Hahaha... It is time to be eating your brains, rainbow-lover!

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