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by boki
6-14-02
Does God really forgive sins?
Yes, dear
Even if I kick you in the knackers dead hard?
No, you'll burn in Hell smothered in dog turds for that
Fuck!

 

by boki
6-14-02
So, who do you think'll win Big Brother?
Uh, what's Big Brother, dude?
WHAT! You been on another planet or somethin'?
Well, duh!
Uh...oh yeah
Dopey toerag. This one's fuck-all use to us!

 

by boki
6-14-02
Here's a chick! Think I'll impress her with my balloon trick.
Hey, that's really impressive, but not as impressive as Buddy Holly's 15-inch cock
Buddy Holly had a 15-inch cock?!
That's what Little Richard said
Yeah, but Little Richard aslo said "A-lop-bop-a-loo-bop". Nutter!
You're just jealous of the cock.

 

by boki
6-14-02
Oh, go on.
Nope.
Please?
Nope.
But I'm just one off my soul quota for this week.
Damnit Barry, I told you not to take any job where your team leader's called Lucifer, didn't I? And that beard is sooo not you.

 

by boki
6-14-02
Y'know, they tried to tell me I had special powers, how dumb is that?
Well, not very.
What makes you say that?
You're holding a conversation with a bee.
Oh. This is all a bit much to take in
I'd better not mention the floating thing just yet.

 

by boki
6-14-02
Put your hands in the air!
Whoa! Sure, take it easy, man
GImme all your lovin', all your hugs an' kisses too da-da da-da da nernerner
Dude, that's not the thing to be playin' air guitar with.
Sorry.
You will be, motherfucker. ZZ fuckin' Top, indeed!

 

by boki
6-14-02
Hey, don't you think I'm looking a little like the dude from Knightrider and Baywatch today?
Uhh...I only looked at the car in Knightrider and the chicks in Baywatch, dude.
'Cos, you're...umm...not gay, right.
Damn right

 

by boki
6-15-02
Me>yuo!!1
How so?
I am l33t! I ph33r n0th!nG!!1
Not even the English language?
phu>
Busted, L4m3r!

 

by boki
6-15-02
Wanna go for a drink?
Take it easy, 'Casanova' - I have a boyfriend already.
He's a lucky guy.
Yeah sure, 'cos like I always choose my partners by flipping coins or rolling dice. Sheesh!
Well, y'know, he's lucky to, err, possess the qualities that you, umm, look for in a man...
Are you gonna fuck off now, or right now, dude?

 

by boki
6-16-02
Hey, are you Matt from Muse?
Huh? Never heard of him!
Well, you've nicked his harido and stage moves.
You hurt me with your accusations of plagiarism. I'm gonna write a song about the pain in my soul. And then bang a bunch of groupies.
You ARE him, aren't you?
Shit, busted,

 

by boki
6-16-02
boki's never gonna use us, you know
Why?
Because of his phobia of doing anything that might've looked easy or obvious.
Then why does the end result always come out that way?
He's a failure.
Cunt.

 

by boki
6-17-02
So, can you think of any particular event that may have triggered your depression?
Well, I've kinda lacked direction since my father died. All I've done since is play Pac-Man and star in internet comedy.
Hmm...interesting. And what about your mother?
She doesn't date therapists.
Damn.
Besides, she's still in jail for killing Dad.

 

by boki
6-17-02
Superstick is still in denial
Are you *sure* I have super powers?
Fuck's sake! On Friday you were hovering 200 feet off the ground talking to a bee. Today you just walk out of that gnarly nuclear blast that only freako bugs like me can withstand!
But he soon realises...
Well, I guess that's pretty extraordinary.
So, are you gonna stop stalling and start doing super stuff?
...he's a lazy twat
Am I fuck! I've got the run of the place now. I can go and spank my monkey in the cinema and everything!
Shitstick.

 

by boki
6-17-02
Are you going to do a strip with a squirrel in it, boki? Go on. Mundays has done one and you want to be as cool as Mundays, don't you?
Why of course, but I don't find you all that inspiring. What are squirrels into, then?
Umm..mostly nuts and trying not to get run over.
A bit like a limbless slut that's been dumped in the gutter, then?
You know, I'm glad I'm not in your strips, you sick fuck. No wonder you're hiding off-panel.
You love it, bitch.

 

by boki
6-18-02
You were out of line with that last one. It was just a tawdry excuse to be rude and put a Shellac quote in the title
Just you remember who you're talking to. I could have the fetish guy hit on you in the next frame if I want.
It's OK, little guy. Whilst my attire leaves me open to accusations of all sorts of deviant behaviour, I'm not at all into bestiality.
That's a relief.
Nice tight ass, though.
Ooooh, I so want him now that I can't have him!

 

by boki
6-18-02
Gabe is unhappy with my recent strips
I think it's terrible the way you corrupted spanky and the squirrel like that. They've been here for years with no problems and now you, newbie, YOU come along and ruin it. Who do you think you are?
I think I'm losing patience with you and starting to get those ideas again, that's what I think.
Gabe tries to work this to his advantage...
You know, it'd be really terrible if you put me into a 3-way deviant frenzy with Holly and Maura in the final frame. I'd hate that. It'd disgust me and make me feel like a cheap piece of meat.
Nice try, mate.
Sucks to be Gabe right now, does it not?
My how you've grown, young Gabe! Come and sit on Uncle Clango's telescopic vibra-knee and tell him what you've been up to...

 

by boki
6-18-02
Deermined to change his ways after the episode with Gabe that we'd better not go into, Clango meets a lady Clango...
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000!
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00000101010111!
This strip is dedicted to Space, who said that robot pr0n couldn't be done on stripcreator
That was wicked! Fancy a software cigarette?
Thanks, but you're still sleeping in the oil patch.

 

by boki
6-18-02
Coming to you LIVE from a PACKED pub function room and in front of a TV audience of DOZENS, it's the stripcreator.com awards!
...and the award for squarest breasts goes to....MAURA!
Thank you! I'd like to dedicate this award to the cubist movement...
Many friends, family members, psychics and stylists later...
..and last but not least, Dr Hoegaarten for doing whatever the hell he did to mum's womb to make this possible
The pleasure was all mine!

 

by boki
6-20-02
I'm a little concerned about your obsession with MTV gross-out shows like Tom Green and Jackass.
Man, you know those shows rule! And you liked American Pie, didn't you?
Well, yeah. I'm not saying I don't enjoy it, but I think it's affecting your behaviour too much.
No way, man. I'm a well-adjusted guy.
Well, you just have a think about it. I'm off for a piss.
Hey, wouldn't it be rad if like you went for a piss and like shit came out your dick instead?

 

by boki
6-20-02
Pete and Maura are getting along famously...
OK, well I'd better get going now, but do you fancy going for a drink later?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Hey, I heard that! I'll have you know that the fame this site has brought me means I have my own apartment with a toilet.
Oh. Sorry.
I still don't wipe my arse, though.
I noticed.

 

by boki
6-20-02
Oh. My test results are in.
Bad news?
I've got cancer of the shit.
Well, that's ok, you'll keep getting rid of it, won't you?
I'm really sorry about this, but what if I kept this kinda stuff bottled in, huh?
I suppose...but what if it spreads to my piss?
Aaaaagh!

 

by boki
6-25-02
I've got one week to live, but I've always been good. Will I go to heaven?
Well, I'll need to check with my line manager as I'm not authorised to make that call, but based on the data you've given me the forecast is positive.
Billy is in the near-death sector of his current life campaign. Do we forsee an imminent heaven-entry scenario?
souls are out of my jurisdiction, I'm afraid. This one needs to go to the CEO
You have reached the Deity voicemail service. To leave a message for God, press 1. For Yahweh, press 2. For Allah, press 3. For Brahma...
Yeahyeah, very fucking funny, Dad. Just tell us if we're getting Billy in next week, will you?

 

by boki
10-23-02
...well, if you're gonna be like that then I'm out of here!
Fine! Go get shitted, you fuckin' cumcup!
Hey, what's with all the hostility between you and Martin today?
Ah, nothing really. boki just wanted to use that cumcup insult in a cartoon
What a cunt.
Testify.

 

by boki
11-06-02
This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs
I dunno what the fuck this is.

 

by boki
6-08-03
An early encounter between Mike 'The Streets' Skinner and his mate Calvin, who will later in life advise him not to mug himself...
Alright, Cal? How's it goin'?
Not bad, Mick. Got a favour to ask.
What's that, then?
Well, I wanna get Shaz a Valentine's card, but I dunno what to write in it
Hmm, how about 'Roses are red, Your baps are fab, Let's have a snog, And then go for a kebab'?
[sniff] That's fackin' beautiful, man.

 

by boki
10-11-04
Alright, Tharg. What you got there?
It's a cup of jizz, Darren
That's disgustin'!
You won't be wanting any, then?
Aye, go on.
You're such a slut.

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