All comics by diesaturn

 

Got Atch? by diesaturn 5-31-01
Happy Apocalypse ATCH!	Prison/Farm Sex atch	Slaying Private Ryan indeed....

 

"Got Justice?" by diesaturn 5-31-01
Christmas day..TheFreak's house... Wow! I finally got a PS2 for X-mas!!!	but...suddenly... ATCH!	Welcome to Hell! but...Metal Gear Solid 2 was just about to be released.

 

"Got Draws?" by diesaturn 5-31-01
Tyler instructs Sailor Uranus.. The first rule of Fight Club is....	HIIIII-YAAAAHH!	don't wear panties when doing high kicks indeed....

 

If I get a PS2, they won't laugh at me.... by diesaturn 6-22-01
THEFREAK1234 continues his campaign.. ...you see, PS2 is the best cause it's got Square. "God...this guys breath smells like hot dead animals & old fruit..."	When I get some money, I'm getting a PS2. I just opened a whorehouse to make extra cash. really?.....What do the chicks look like?	Well, I don't have any chicks yet, so I'm running it by hand. atch.

 

Rock Stars in Hell by diesaturn 8-03-01
after the Foo Fighters last album, Dave Grohl is forced to join Kurt Cobain in hell. "Learn to Fly"?? what the hell were you thinking?!?!?	The locals get restless... Man, I can't wait for that dude from "Sugar Ray" to get here... He shall be my bitch...	moments later, Mark McGrath dies of "blonde highlights" inhalation. "DIBS!!!!!!!" Hey, where the hell am I ?!?!?!

 

Gaming Revolution Deathmatch by diesaturn 8-03-01
Stixx VS Nechrome	Diesaturn VS Acidevil	Deymus VS Flame ~~poof~~

 

We are Evil by diesaturn 8-29-01
Satan & Kurt Cobain plot to destroy The Gaming Revolution Shall I meddle with "post counts" master? .............	my bad.... know your role...	"Austin 3:16 says, why does every thread at GR eventually turn into a thread about wrestling?"

 

Just another day by diesaturn 6-06-02
Flame and stixx share a moment "the one bringin' heat..." the one bringin' monster cock .jpegs	Diesaturn works his magic on Claire Redfield ok, bachelorette #2, if your town was taken over by zombies, what would you do. hmm...get butt naked and fuck...and discard the mansion key since it is now useless.	meanwhile...Dave and Gubetim get philosophical bloody yanks, what are they takin' the piss about now? I bloody well don't know..let's go to the pub, I'll buy you a pint, mate.

 

Resistance is Futile by diesaturn 6-06-02
Nintendo Revolution... I can't wait for Eternal Darkness to come out on Gamecube! Dennis Dyack said... what	Well, those Mario Sunshine screenshots are just from a cheap camera, besides it's Mario! you know it's going to be f... what	Acidevil! thank God it's you! Stone Cold was getting on my nerves.. Did you know that in Animal Crossing you can interior decorate? I also think the new Link looks amazing! woot! best game E... what

 

How to Build a better R. Kelly trap. by diesaturn 6-07-02
On the streets of Chinatown... I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind... Me no speaka Engrish.	SUDDENLY! WHAT IN THE HOT JESUS!?!	Foiled again :( Damn...it's the man. This is too easy.....nice corn rows.

 

Dude, you're gettin' a Hell. by diesaturn 6-10-02
What's wrong with the boss today? He seems to be in an awful mood! He's been reading all the trash talk about him on the internet.	Really? what have people been saying? You know, stuff like "You're not really evil" or "God is better" or "The devil licks balls"...stuff like that.	Tigerboy420: satan ur a pussy! i'll bet u have to have air conditioning in hell. my nutsack is more evil than you. satan@hell.com: YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

 

Smack my bitch up, WHAT? by diesaturn 6-20-02
at the home of the Texas Rattlesnake... Steve, why did you have to hit me ?!?! Austin 3:16 says, I don't want no damn mustard on my sammich, bitch.	But Steve, you always liked mustard on your sandwich You know what my watch is saying? it's saying UH UH!	I should've stayed married to Mongo, all he ever hit was the buffet. What ?!?!

 

The waiting is the hardest part... by diesaturn 6-21-02
Gamespot News: Nintendo reported today that Metroid Prime will be delayed....	until March 2085	must...wait...just ..3 more months... Don't worry...you'll love hell. We've got plenty of Virtual Boy, Tiger Handhelds & 32X

 

All the things she said, running through my head.... by diesaturn 10-09-03
The master is at work... hey baby..how's it going? They call me Sovi3t, how about we hump? Oh Yeah, big daddy!! You want to splack this ass until we both pass out!	mmmm....I love it when you call me big ....WHAT IN THE HOT JESUS?!?!?	CREATE NEW TOPIC: Dizamn! you guys should've seen what I dipped into last night! the gaming revolution

 

Ok, i'm going to get it......... by diesaturn 10-10-03
i tried it by accident the first time... it was this really large chic and she went for doggy and before i new it she was like.....	"oh you wanted my ass?"	i was a little embaraased but went with it. "Exactly which hole is the ass part?"

 

The Ballad of Tom Selleck & Mr. Miffles by diesaturn 12-02-03
true story... Mr. Miffles really likes Gamecube. Do you have a Gamecube? No, Tom Selleck. I have a PS2 and an Xbox. I told you that already.	They are only $99 now. I kicked ass in Quigley Down Under. Why are you trying to talk to me about videogames anyways, aren't you like 65?	WHO'S JACK THE RIPPER HERE?!?!?! .....

 

Evil has a name & it is "Grand Theft Auto" by diesaturn 12-03-03
It happens yet again... Tommy, I heard about that kid at your school flipping out and killing everybody & then committing suicide. I told you about that Grand Theft Auto, didn't I ?!?! but Mom...that kid didn't even have a Playstation 2	Well, that makes no sense. If he didn't even have a Playstation 2, how could videogames have influenced him to go crazy? Well, he did own a Gamecube. His parents allowed him to have it instead of a PS2.	Well, that makes no sense. Grand Theft Auto isn't even on the Gamecube!!! So how did the kid kill people & then himself ??!?! He ate a glowing red flower and shot fireballs at them. He only died himself because he ran out of coins

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