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by moneymax
6-05-04
what happen
what you say

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
what happen
where did i park
earlier

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
bad news arrives
oh my word that is terrible
comic relief
i have aids

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
An angel crossed Pedro Ricardo Miño's path. It was four years ago when, during Seville's Biennial Flamenco festival in 1998, he met "a man with good connections in the American music world."
hi llama
in memory of ronald reagan
god bless america

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
Hey Nads
Hello
I had been waiting for this moment since the day I was born. My heart raced with anticipation.
Can I touch your stache?
Lick it a little

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
Alright, check this out.
So I'm on the street, minding my own business, and this kid walks up to me, never seen the guy before in my life. "You know Rans?" he says. I'm like "oh my god this guys knows Rans?! That's crazy!"
Then he says...
Motherfucker boned 80 chicks

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
This one summer I went to Jerusalem on a journalism internship. I was out hiking in the desert when I had the good fortune to run into an old friend carrying a hammer and nails
Howdy Cain. Never expected to see you here! What brings you to the middle east?
Oh hey Max, I'm just here with my rabbi doing some missionary work!
His hands were caked with dirt and blood. I didn't bother to ask him, but I still wonder what he was working on out in that desert. He really looked like he'd been doing good work for his church.
And those nails sure looked sharp.

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
Hey Cain.
Oh hello Max

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
Ronald Reagan, 1911 - 2004
"This is a sad hour in the life of America. A great American life has just come to an end" - G. W. Bush
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming
cocks
dicks

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
Man, we are some goats
I hear that
BAAAA
Hey man, that was a cool goat thing to do
Hey guys, can I be a goat
I dunno. Can you eat tin cans?
You cannot be a goat

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
...If I should die before I wake...

 

by moneymax
6-05-04
In the computer lab
How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I give up
1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.
hehheh heh heh *snort* heh heh that's pretty good man did you hear that on slash dot?
holy shit seriously why am I a Computer Engineering major
oh my god did that guy just call his Magic the Gathering wallpaper "bad ass"

 

by moneymax
6-06-04
Oh my gosh Ronald Reagan died?
That's terrible. He was a great man.
Why are you copying me?
I'm the mirror.

 

by moneymax
6-06-04
An odd statistical fact
The paper said that a president hasn't died for 30 years
Dang man that's a long time
huh
I thought Dan Quayle died when I was little
what
Dan Quayle was not a president

 

by moneymax
6-07-04
At the Capitol Hill Safeway...
Don't act gay Don't act gay Don't act gay Don't act gay
Paper or plastic, sir?
Cocks
Shit, did I say that out loud

 

by moneymax
6-09-04
I'm sure gonna miss school...
SIKE

 

by moneymax
6-09-04
Today I was selling back my textbooks
I can only give you five dollars for this book since a new edition is coming out in August.
Jesus Christ I paid eighty bucks for that goddamn book
What the fuck you total bitch
Then it hit me: five dollars will buy me half a rack of PBR
Sold.

 

by moneymax
6-09-04
WHAT HAPPEN

 

by moneymax
6-12-04
So I was thinking, "Yeah I should have like commited suicide or burned down the gym back in high school."
And then?
That's all.

 

by moneymax
6-12-04
Man I downloaded the whole internet. What should I do now?
I guess there is nothing left for me in this world.
Why do my favorite artists always commit suicide?

 

by moneymax
6-12-04
All my friends said that Harry Potter was really good
Are you friends with eight-year-olds or something?
Nah, just the Autenreiths

 

by moneymax
6-22-04
At the coffee shop
Hey what kind of cologne are you wearing?
Uh Banana Republic something or other I guess...
I like it a lot, it smells really "clean," ya know
Thanks
Wait a god damn minute, is that guy playing pocket pool?
It smells clean but it makes me feel so dirty!

 

by moneymax
6-22-04
Oh my god have you seen the new kid that just moved into the neighborhood?
You mean the guy with the blue golf shirt? Oh my god yes, he's hotter than Hank Azaria in the birdcage!
Hey do you know anything about that cute new kid?
Nah, nobody seems to know him. I wonder who's gonna be the first to try to get with that sweet piece of man meat.
What?
YOU WANT MAKE FUCK?

 

by moneymax
6-25-04
Girl talk with Juan
I guess she just likes me as a friend, you know?
That's impossible.
Why? Because truly platonic relationships are impossible?
No, because nobody likes you. If you were an ice cream flavor, you'd be pralines.
Pralines and dick.

 

by moneymax
7-30-04
I want to fuck your ass

 

by moneymax
8-28-04
What do you want to do after high school?
I want to move to New York and be a writer
I want to surf for like a year straight
I want to live in Germany and paint with my penis
Paint a penis with my penis

 

by moneymax
8-28-04
Stop the car I have to pee
Ahhh yeah
I'm going to bite your dick off

 

by moneymax
8-31-04
SUCK ME, JERK
OK
NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER

 

by moneymax
9-09-04
Heh, man, computers sucks. To be wrong might be Human But just wait til ya get a computer. Just the Fax, man. Face the Fax. I have a flat tire on the side of the e-lec-tronic Super Highway.
*snap* *snap*
Dicks and cocks
Cocks and dicks

 

by moneymax
10-04-04
DICKSICLES
SUCK THEM BEFORE THEY MELT
HUGAHLUGAHUGAHLUGAH
MY TONGUE IS STUCK

 

by moneymax
10-05-04
Hey kids I taste good and will make you totally cool!
Oh man cigarettes are so cool, I should start smoking.
Haha just kidding, smoking is for suckers! Now you have the cancer!
Hello, I am Mr. Cancer! I am raping your lungs!!!
The moral of the story, kids, is smoke cock, not cigarettes!
Stop talking and come take a drag, you dumb sack of dick.

 

by moneymax
10-06-04
So I'm thinking tonight, why is my life so fragmented? I feel not like a whole person but instead like a million threads tangled into a gigantic ball of yarn.
And it seems like nothing really matters because time will march on regardless of what I do or say, and the only thing that really marks my existence on Earth is which chemicals I choose to abuse.
Why am I even talking. Who cares. What does it all mean. How can I be expected to succeed when I don't know how I can get from one minute to the next.
I don't know.

 

by moneymax
10-06-04
MAN WE ARE SOME ROBOTS
I HEAR THAT
WATCH ME JERK OFF FOR CHARITY
WHICH ONE
THIS DRUM MACHINE UTTERLY CONFOUNDS ME
WE HAVE THE MANUAL FOR IT

 

by moneymax
10-06-04
Moby Dick features several characters who seem insane. How does insanity relate to this story? How do these characters contrast with one another?
Oh, hello Mr. Principal. What can I do for you?
DID SOMEBODY SAY DICK?

 

by moneymax
10-08-04
HEY YOU DUMB BASTARD GET OFF MY LAWN BEFORE I CALL THE COPS
SUCK IT GRANDPA
HANG ON LET ME TAKE OUT MY DENTURES FIRST
WHY ARE YOU READING THIS THE JOKE WAS IN THE LAST PANEL
DOWNLOADING AT 22 GIGADICKS PER MINUTE

 

by moneymax
10-10-04
WHAT IF INSTEAD OF BREAD AND WINE JESUS HAD GIVEN PEOPLE HIS DICK
I GUESS COMMUNION WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT
YEAH I'D PROBABLY START GOING TO CHURCH
SUNDAY SCHOOL WOULD BE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THOUGH
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY, GOD CREATED HUGALUGUHULAUGHLAUGHH

 

by moneymax
10-14-04
SET PHASERS TO SCHLONG
HUGHAGHLUGAHLG ROGER THAT
MAN WE ARE SOME COCKS
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, BUDDY
WHY IS EVERY PANEL DIFFERENT (AND STUPID)?
WE ARE MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER FAGS
I SO HAVE MORRISSEY'S HAIRCUT

 

by moneymax
10-18-04
On board the Pequod with Captain Ahab and Queequeg
ALL HANDS ON DICK
AYE AYE CAPTAIN REPORTING FOR BOOTY
ARR WE BE CHASIN THE GREAT WHITE SPERM WHALE
HUGAHGLUALHUGAH
Oh goddamnit this is just like all my other comics.

 

by moneymax
11-11-04
1 Beer
Oh hey guys come on in! Don't worry, I'm always really mellow when I drink. I don't get all "WOO HOO HOO," that's for sure.
6 Beers
WOOOO CHECK IT OUT I'M TAKING MY SHIRT OFF WHOOOO I CAN'T STOP DANCING YEEEAHH
OOOOH BABY GRAB THAT CROTCH!! WORK IT!! MAKE THAT RENT HO!!!
12 Beers
anna anna anna anna anna anna anna anna anna
hey where did all my friends go

 

by moneymax
11-26-04
I WISH YOU WOULD STOP BEING SO HARD ON ME ALL THE TIME
SPEAKING OF HARDONS I'M GOING TO GET SOME COFFEE
SPEAKING OF HARDONS, WHERE DO THEY GO?
WHAT

 

by moneymax
12-01-04
WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY?
SHE WOULD SAY THAT I SHOULD CALL IN AND RESERVE BALLS BEFOREHAND
I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO PUT IN THIS FRAME HGUAHBLAUAGLHABLBHALUHB OH HOW ABOUT A PHALLIC SYMBOL AND OH GODDAMMIT WHO LET THE DOG IN HERE GET A SHOVEL OR RAKE
nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts nuts

 

by moneymax
12-08-04
LISTEN TO THIS SONG WITH ME
AS WE SIMULTANEOUSLY FIDDLE WITH OUR PRICKS
FIDDLER ON THE PRICK
SEVEN MINUTES AND NINETEEN SECONDS OF DICK WIGGLIN'
MATCHMAKER MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A PRICK
FIND ME A ROD, CATCH ME A DICK

 

by moneymax
12-08-04
T RYAN DICKS
WHAT WHERE
IN YOUR PANTS THERE IS ONE
WAS PROMISED PLURAL DICKS
YOU WILL BE MAILED YOUR SECOND INSTALLMENT OF DICKS UPON RECEIPT OF PAYMENT
PLEASE SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE TO THE ADDRESS SHOWN BELOW

 

by moneymax
12-27-04
SO I GOT MAD AND WAS LIKE HGAUGHAGLUGLHGAL AND SHE WAS LIKE NO NO WHAT SO I SAYS TO HER I SAYS BLBGLBLFBLFBLFBLBF
THAT'S THE NOISE YOUR LIPS MAKE WHEN YOUR FACE IS NEAR A BUTTHOLE
YEAH I KNOW SO AT THIS POINT SHE'S TOTALLY FREAKED OUT AND SHE'S LIKE WHOSE BUTTHOLE IS YOUR FACE NEAR AND I SAY BITCH THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
GOOD, YOU GOTTA STAND UP FOR YOURSELF
NO MAN I WAS ON MY KNEES TRY TO KEEP UP HERE AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW EVERYONE IS SAYING AMEN AND AN ORGAN IS PLAYING
GOOD STORY

 

by moneymax
1-04-05
HEY ARE YOU COMING TO THE LASER DAY PARTY?
I DON'T KNOW. WILL THERE BE LASERS?
I WOULD ASSUME SO
I WENT TO LASER DAY 2005 AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HUGHLGUALGHAL
HEAD IS A LASER

 

by moneymax
2-04-05
BARTENDER I WOULD LIKE A RUM AND COCK
ONE BUM AND COCK ON THE ROCKS, COMING RIGHT UP
I MEAN COKE
GAY SEX IN THE GRAVEL QUARRY
^H^H^H^H^H

 

by moneymax
3-03-05
Two people can see the same animal, article of clothing, or some incident but will have different ideas or viewpoints about what the animal, article, or incident looked like.
It depends on how one "sees" things based on their experiences, beliefs, likes or dislikes.
WHAM BAM BAM BAM BAM GAY
URK OW OW OW OW RYAN SEACREST

 

by moneymax
3-12-05
HOLY
IF OSCAR WILDE COULD ONLY SEE ME NOW
BUBBLES IN MY NOSE AND MOUTH SPUTTER SNORT SOMEONE UNPLUG THE BONG
AM I A FAGGOT OR A NIGGER I CAN'T TELL P.S. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "STOP DRINKING THE LAVA LAMP"
^H^H^H^H^H^H

 

by moneymax
3-12-05
BREAKING NEWSFLASH
THIS JUST IN
DYNAMIC SHARK DUO SERVICES ALLIGATOR IN THE ATLANTIC
PICTURES AND STORY AT 11
BACK TO YOU, JANE
NOW LET'S SEE HERE WHERE DID I PUT THAT SYRINGE
ARGHGUARHBARGHLAG

 

by moneymax
3-20-05
JERKCITY IS AN ENDURING WORK OF EXCELLENCE
IT WILL BE UNCOVERED BY ALIEN ARCHEOLOGISTS WHO WILL LEARN THE ART OF HOMOSEXUALITY FROM IT
ALSO THEY WILL LEARN FROM PLATO AND DAN SAVAGE
THE GREEKS GAVE US MANY THINGS: BASEBALL, GYROS, THE OLYMPICS, ANAL SEX, AND LENNY KRAVITZ
FAMOUS FAGS UNITE !!!!! TEACH ALIENS TO BE GAY BEFORE ANAL IS LOST FOREVER
OUR DYING HUMAN RECTUMS CANNOT SUSTAIN THE IDEALS OF CAPTAIN KIRK

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