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by nick0o
1-23-04
A Democratic rally outside the Whitehouse
Down with Bush, his policies are like stupid man!
oh man...
What would you do differently?
I would, like, uh...
Democrats...

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
A Chinese daughter goes shopping for the evening meal
Just get something cheap Joyce
Hey Mom, what do you want me to get at the store?
oh don't you just look precious!
meow
Mom, I found your favorite!
Cat again?

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
In the news today, NASA has reported that they have lost track with the Mars rover, we go live with NASA scientist Stephen Squyres
Dr. Squyres, what can you tell us about this recent mishap?
Ah well you see, do to the ah harsh Martian environment screw ups like this are quite possible
Do you have any hope of regaining communication with the rover?
No, it's pretty much $800 million in the toilet...

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
At a Union Rally
We want more tariffs to protect US factory workers!
Yea that's right! Enough of this free trade mumbo-jumbo
Hey, how come you government bureaucrats support free trade? Why don't you support the working man?
Well, normally I would say that I do support you, but just this once I'll speak freely
Tariffs have a huge negative impact on the entire rest of the country in the form of higher taxes and higher prices paid for goods that could be purchased cheaper overseas
how did he figure us out?

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Hey, ever wonder why the creator of this sight decided to start of the creation page with two young asian girls?
Hmmmm... no, why?
Maybe he has some sick fetish with looking at young asian girls
Wow, what a sicko! Hey, this isn't Thailand you know!
In my comics it's always Thailand!
OK... 5 dolla

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Ah, I see you are ready my little honey dipped apple
Why have you dressed me up like a Japanese school girl? I'm Jewish damn it!
Enough woman! Get in the bedroom!
*sob* Yes Sir...
You know you like it
Oh Grandpa, you are so old, but yet so attractive...

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Hey look man, lets just sit back drink some green tea and work this whole thing out
Yes, but first I demand that you give me money and medical supplies
Oh sure, what ever you want Saddam, I believe that you are a good person
Yes yes... say, why don't you step over here into my private palace?
Haha, weak Americans
No... what about our green tea...

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Monday
Hey, how about playing with me, Chippy, your pet squirrel?
Simpsons, go away
Thursday
Alex, maybe you show shower or something...
Family Guy...
Sunday
asshole

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Dexter tries to get a date
Hey Sherry, will you go out with me?
No way Dexter, I go for the "bad boy" look
He changes his image
Check me out now, what do you say?
Oh yea, that's more like it!
After 2 years, Sherry breaks up with Dexter
But why? I thought I was everything you wanted?
Yea, but you can't really settle down with the bad boy...

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Hey, thanks for the food Tina, this fried rice is great!
*hehe* Your welcome, it is the Huang family secret recipe
Actually, on second taste, this is a little too salty...
WHAT!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!!
Too salty??? Let's see how you like the Huang family secret death attack!

 

by nick0o
1-23-04
Children are left parentless, to fend for themselves
My mommy die! *sob* What I do now?
*cry*
Adults approach them with offers of job
Hey little girl, you come with me, I give you job
ok *sob*
The jobs are all in brothels
come here little girl
yum-yum five dolla

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Did you ever wonder why so many people on stripcreator make comics to mock God?
Hmmm, why don't we take a look and see?
Hey, shaddy looking stripcreator user, why do you like to mock God?
Screw off you Bible thumping loser!
Those Christians think they are such hot stuff! If only they could see I don't need their God to be happy. I've got my coffee... and my computer... and... *sob*

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Mr. Dean, do you support the President's decision on Iraq?
Let me tell you something, President Bush is dead wrong! I have never supported him
I see, what would you have done differently?
I would have worked through the UN to negotiate with Saddam Hussein
How do you account for the fact that Iraq has been in violation of a UN declaration for so many years, and that negotiations have thus far proven totally fruitless?
Doh, you've figured me out, I don't really have a solution

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Rev. Sharpton, can you tell us a little bit about why you are running for President?
Please, call me Wonder Boy Preacher. My parents gave me that name when I was 4 so that they could parade me around the preachin' circuit and make money
That's nice Mr. Sharpton... ah, about your candidacy?
Oh yea, let me tell you somethin', the black man has been suppressed, repressed, and in general depressed in this country for near on 400 year!
Right, well actually this country hasn't been around for 400 years yet Mr. Sharpton. Perhaps you would like to answer the original question?
Well, flibbidy flab! Don't you go about repressing me boy!

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
One in four American women has contracted Herpies. Does anybody else think that this whole "sexual revolution" has gone too far?
The old methold of repressing sexuality obviously doesn't work, we know that
But that doesn't mean that it's right to just treat sex as if it doesn't matter
No, I like being a tramp and sleeping with as many men as possible. Don't repress me! It is my right to be skanky and immoral
Yea, tell her sister! This is all about girl power! We can hold our own with men in making poor decisions!
Well I'm tired of all this nonsense. We have gone totally out of control as a society.
Freedom of choice implies that there are good ones and bad ones. It's time for me to start making some smart choices!

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Hey Jason, no offense or anything, but I have a question: Why do so many of you Asian-Americans act like you are black?
What you talkin' bout foo, we be doin' our thing see? aZn baby, yea!
Um yea, that accent and your pattern of speech... you sound like you are black
Yo, don't even worry bout it or nothin', we be keeping it and representin' fo all our asian hommies
You just need to stop. You look look and sound completely ridiculous. Your pathetic attempts to make up for what you see as a weakness in your own cultural heritage must end now!
Oh man, maybe he's right? We are kinda silly huh?

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Note: the names have been changed to protect the innocent
Oh, hey Amy, I see you've come back to my room again, why don't we lie down together and cuddle?
Oh Gev, I would love to, I come to your dorm room all the time because I want you
As the cuddle, they ponder their relationship
I like her so much, but I better not make any moves on her
I wish he would make a move on me
Gev, I am sick of this, I'm not comming here anymore, you should have made your move!
Oh man...

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
They first meet
Oh man, what a babe, I'll impress her with my engineering knowledge
Wow, what a cute guy, too bad he's not Irish...
Their first date
Wow Eileen I really like you a lot, I've never felt this way before
Oh Ralphy...
Their relationship now
No, damn it! Deagled again, damn you terrorist scum!
Ralph, are you ever going to stop playing Counter Strike?

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Angle, the RA, comes into the our dormroom to tell us to quiet down
Have you guys been drinking?
No, stay away from me, stay away!
No, then open the fridge and let me see
Ah, ok no problem
See, I am pouring out the last beer right now, I swear!
*oh man...*

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Damn it Fran, can't you loose the weight? I mean how do you expect me to preform here?
Oh shove it Grandpa, you couldn't get it up for a supermodel!
Hmmm, well perhaps I can hypnotise myself into thinking you were someone who is attractive...
Oh yea that's more like it!
I can't believe I've slept with this man...

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Hey, Katie and I just got back, we were "building a fort" in the study room, but too many people keep complaining so we are gonna sleep in the room
"Building a fort" aye John? I think I see through your code there Captn Bond...
earlier that night
So where should we start building the fort Katie?
Shut up and come here John. I'll show you where to build
Well I wanted to build a fort anyway... but Katie wouldn't let me
oh boy...

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
You always accuse me of being artsy! I'm not "that" artsy
No no, I know
I mean just because I am in a play, sing, write poetry, and live in the artsy only floor doesn't mean I am "artsy"
No no, I got it
bastard
Christ, these artsy girls babble on and on...

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
The great Buff McHuge has a research paper to write for Business Law, quick to the McDesk!
McComputer, I command you to go to Google, home of all serious business school research!
*beep beep*
McDad, quickly I need you to write my paper and have it to me by 8 tomarrow morning. Oh, and you will get DSL!
Yes my son, as you command of me so do I obey

 

by nick0o
1-24-04
Arrr, hello me lass
please get away from me
Can I stick my one eyed shark in you big black ship?
another miss...

 

by nick0o
1-26-04
My, look at how you've grown, so handsome!
Thanks grandma
The girls must never leave you alone
uh...
*smiling*
does she have to rub it in my face?

 

by nick0o
1-28-04
Mr. Kerry, what is your responce to your recent string of sucesses in Iowa and New Hampshire?
I worked hard to win those states so I can beat Bush
I see, and what do you think is unique about you as opposed to the other candidates?
I can beat Bush
Do you have any real platform besides beat Bush?
eh...no...

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