All comics by omnithought

 

by omnithought
8-22-03
beatnik...
hippie....
sinner...
pervert...
dude...
dude...

 

by omnithought
8-22-03
Whoah...dude, you look cross!
Dammit, X4-121, I told you not to get caught!
Ok, so the deal is, we split the souls 50/50...

 

by omnithought
8-22-03
Are you enjoying the gay cruise, Father?
Oh yes! I can hardly wait to join in on all of the, er, activities!!
Rowr!!
You look familiar........
Can I be your altar boy?

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
Mr. Floaty Tripping Head has dropped another ten-strip...
ohhhmahgahhhhhh....
We've sent a friend to keep him company...
ohhhmahgahhhhhh....
Perhaps we shouldn't have done that...
OHHMAHGAHHHHH!!!!
OHHMAHGAHHHH!!!!

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
It's variety night in Hell...
She wore a raaaazzzzzberry beret....
Do you really want to huuurrrrt meeee?
...sad, isn't it?
Sanitarium....leave me be!

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
So...this is heaven?
Yes, it is!
So...what's there to do here?
You're lookin' at it, sweet cheeks!

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
Yum! erm...I mean..welcome to heaven!
I thought this would be better...I mean, we're just sitting around on clouds surrounded by other Christians..
That's the idea!
...are you sure this isn't Hell?
hmmm...

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
Hmmm...maybe that kid was right...
Okay, okay...no thinking or questioning....I got it.

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
Trees from the bad part of the forest...
Hey, get a load of this guy! You workin' the meadow, ya little bitch!?...HAHAHAHA!!!
Yeah, hey, how much for sucky sucky, you pussy! HAHAHA!!
...fuckers

 

by omnithought
8-23-03
The President muses...
There's got to be a way to get people to like me...
Why don't we stick 'em in "re-education camps" and make them like you...or else!!
Dammit, Ashcroft, take off the mask will ya'? You're gonna' scare Laura!
George! George! There's a deranged homocidal maniac in the White House!!!
Shhh! Not so loud!!! Oh! You mean John!

 

by omnithought
8-24-03
???
Greetings! Welcome to Hell! You'll find a nice meadow over there, a nice market over here, and abundant wildlife everywhere!
AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
THE PAIN!!!! ARRRRGHHHH!!!!
What the fuck was THAT?!
Oh, they're Christians. They wouldn't have it any other way...

 

by omnithought
8-24-03
My fellow Americans...in these difficult times, we must all make sacrifices in order to ensure our freedom.
And let us show our greatest appreciation for those who have laid so costly a price on the altar of freedom...our veterans...
Thanks for cutting our benefits and combat pay, asshole!

 

by omnithought
8-24-03
George, I'm kicking you out of the Republican Party
Huh? What for? I'm as Republican as you can get!
Small Government. The Patriot Act. How do those two fit together?
Well, uh, you see...LOOK! A TERRORIST!
That shit won't work with me, asshat.

 

by omnithought
8-24-03
How it should have been...
Mmmm! Yummy pretz--ACK! NNNGGGHHH!
help! chchhhaarrghh...
Dammit! We were too late! Hey! A yummy half-eaten pretzel! *chomp*

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