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by orange_onion
8-27-06
I hate my life.
Hello mr. Hobo!!! Go work at Burger Land!
At Burger Land...
Your celery milkshake is $3.95.
Okely dokely!
After Work...
Ehh... got me a *burp* beer...
when you took my trash can home, I hammered some nails in my head from anger!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
Hi there! Did you notice your arm was missing?
BRAINS.....
Hi there! Did you notice you're bald?
Did you notice theres no snow on the ground?
I've....melted....
HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
You ate ALL my brethren, Jeff, now I will be eating YOU!!!!
You're hot. Let's have a relationship.
Okay!
You are WAY hotter than my bacon girlfriend. Lets go see a movie.
Will Jeff save his bacon girlfriend or will he be too busy booing March of the Penguins to hear her bloodcurdling screams? See part 2 soon!
So you saw your boyfriend cheating on you, and you want me to kill you? All righty!
DO IT NOW!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
In a dark alley somewhere in New Jersey...
O...K...
Now I shall finish you off!
Don't hurt my girlfriend anymore!
And why not?
Will the mysterious killer get arrested, or will the British cop get axed up? See Part 3 soon!
Freeze!
I guess he dies before Bacongirl.

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
Prepare to die, scum.
You...You... KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! And the cop!
So we kill Jeff AND the killer?
That is the plan, yes.
So Jeff is dead. Thank you for tuning in to every episode of the mildy-retarded comic, The Relationship.
I missed again, didn't I?
Uh-huh, and this time it really will kill me.

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
What did your fortune cookie say?
It said "A little baby will kill you."
*Bang! Bang!*
Wow it came true!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
The fortune cookie had to be true, so I made it true!
You're going to jail! You killed that man!
Man, cops never think your story is real.
Hey Mac, whatta ya in for?

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
It's been seven years since the one year old's arrest. The 8 year old named Ryan has escaped prison with the clown.
You drafted us into war?!
Yes. Yes I did.
Look! An escape route! Yay!
Uh...yeah! Let's go!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
I dunno about you, but I sure am hungry!
Hey dude, I killed your clown friend so we can both have to escape coppers together!
Alright!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
Hi, I'm Ryan.
I'm Jeff.
Shield your eyes! Shield your eyes!
Look at that disgusting thing!

 

by orange_onion
8-27-06
You. Are. Ugly.
10011100110110001
AAAGGHH!!!!!!!!!
My work here is done.

 

by orange_onion
8-31-06
So, will you slay the evil alien?
Sure.
Prepare to die!
Pwn'd!

 

by orange_onion
8-31-06
Do you take checks?
Psst... Mr. Detective, got another guy to rub out for ya!
No checks allowed!

 

by orange_onion
8-31-06
Don't kill me!
WOW! This feels better than the pain of the bullet in myself from Dick Cheney!
Yow! This series finally ended! It STUNK!

 

by orange_onion
8-31-06
We are all on an island gameshow called Survivor! I'm Mel!
I'm Captain Embarassment.
I'm Jimbo!
I am Private Pigeon.
It's a-me, Mario!
I'm StarGnome447. AKA Scotty.

 

I get Mario and Private Pigeon for team Goober.
I get Captain Embarrasment and the other guy for team Stupid.
by orange_onion, 8-31-06

 

by orange_onion
9-04-06
Immunity Challenge Time! Scotty and Mario are to be dunked underwater. First one who comes up for air loses!
That'll rock!
Need... Air...
Hmm... Mario's looking light-headed...
Mario Wins!
What? I'll kill stupid Mario with a kangaroo I smuggled on to the island!

 

by orange_onion
9-04-06
Hi its-a me, Mario! Nice machine gun!
Yoo-hoo! Anybody there?
Owwy! It's a-me Mario!I'm gone for good!

 

by orange_onion
9-04-06
Elimination Time! Scotty, You killed Mario with a kangaroo you smuggled on the show! Automatic elimination for you!
I agree! Elimination kangaroo, do your thing!
I love my job.
Oh man! Now how will I play Runescape?!

 

by orange_onion
9-04-06
Jimbo! Why are you wearing your job clothes?
I forgot I only had 6 vacation days. I can't lose another job!
At Jimbo's job...
Welcome to Dumb Burger, where our customer all our customers are in freakshows!
Really? I thought I was the only one!

 

by orange_onion
9-04-06
Captain Embarrasment! The Elimination Kangaroo has gone insane and killed Mel! We gotta get outta here!
Okely-dokely!
Oh god! The Elimination Kangaroo got me! Go on without me Private Pigeon!
Captain Embarrasment, you are not the Survivor.
So we have a winner! Private Pigeon, to be exact.
I win! Yay!
You will be teleported back to the old U.S. of A.

 

by orange_onion
9-05-06
Welcome to the First Catholic Church. I am Father Clancy. What brings you here?
I was wondering why every church says First Church on the sign. Which church came first?!
...
Well?
He's drunk, alright. It's always the intoxicated who ask questions you can't answer.
Where's the bar?

 

by orange_onion
9-05-06
Look at this nice plant, Mr. Squiggly!
Ehh. Hungry. For. Cat.
Later that day...
Sorry, we have no cat meat burgers!
What. About. Pig.
We only serve circus animal meat and add rabies and anthrax for that extra flavor.
You'll. Be. In. Court. Tomorrow.

 

by orange_onion
9-05-06
A Ninja and a Pirate were having a staring contest.
Suddenly, a huge thing smushed the Pirate!
Thank you, dog on a ball. The Pirate has now blinked, thanks to you!
I think I smushed a guy.

 

by orange_onion
9-05-06
And I said, that's not my Turboknowledge datachip, that's my symbiotic robo-spouse!
HA HA HA!
I HEARD THEIR LAME JOKE!
ME TOO! IT EXPLODES YOU IF YOU HEAR IT!
Moral: Robots have lame jokes that make you explode if you hear them.
AAH THE HUMANITY!
I'm deaf!

 

Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!
Are you a pirate, or Santa? I don't know.
by orange_onion, 9-08-06

 

by orange_onion
9-08-06
Hi, Charlotte.
You should do something with your life, Jim. Go on an adventure.
She's right!
Go on now!
See you another time.

 

by orange_onion
9-08-06
I'm hungry.
$7.99.
Here you go.
Have a nice day.
Bye, Frank.

 

by orange_onion
9-08-06
Oh, Angel! Tell me where I can find the point of my life!
Find a dwarf. Give him some granola bars. He'll show you. I did yesterday.
Then why are you an angel?
The dwarf said it's classified information. Sorry.

 

by orange_onion
9-10-06
Is anybody a dwarf?
I am!
Here"s some beer.
You want an answer?
Yes.
TOO BAD!

 

by orange_onion
9-10-06
What do you mean TOO BAD?!
I want granola bars! Not beer!
Oh. Here you go.
Thanks.
Follow me, Tim, to figure out the meaning of your life.

 

by orange_onion
10-15-06
Oh GOD! Oh my GOD! We're all gonna DIE!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is fun!
I'm gonna have to kill you for matters of survival!
Step off, loser!
I axed the whole top part of the plane off! Mwahahahaha!
Oh look, that lady had a seizure...

 

by orange_onion
10-15-06
I can't believe we survived the plane crash!
I killed somebody... for nothing! Boo Hoo!
Don't be too hard on yourself.
I'm so deadly, I love it!
I miss my Xbox,PS2,Gamecube,and Sega Genesis. :(

 

by orange_onion
11-08-06
Baconman finds an inhabitant...
Grrr!
Yikes!
Oh good golly gosh!
Zap!
What have I done?!

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