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by robfleay
12-03-03
It was all doom and gloom on the NASA launch pad..
my wife has just left me
did she find out about us?
And they say in space no one can hear you whinge..
she never understood the love between an astronaut and his experimental space-monkey
on our planet it is acceptable to be intimate with a simian
Back home, things were starting to not look so bleak..
..and i travelled to the most wonderful place where at last I could TRULY be myself
just make my friggin dinner you monkey-fucking freak

 

by robfleay
12-03-03
The space-auditor was on my case..
Hmm...according to our records you seem to have made EIGHTEEN unauthorised inter-galctic phone calls during your last mission..
He really had me on the ropes..
Furthermore, an unusual amount of space-alcohol was mssing from the ship's dispensary
He just wouldn't understand..
How do you explain these anomalies?
if only they'd let me take the monkey..

 

by robfleay
12-03-03
Another mission over..
So how was deep space? Lonely?
It's not so bad - I have the monkey for company
There's something you need to know..whilst you were away I read your diary..
SHITCAKES!
sob..what has he got..sob.. that I haven't? TELL ME DAMN YOU!
I wonder if she read the page where i fantasized about having her and the monkey at the same time?

 

by robfleay
12-03-03
A visit from NASA Officials..
It's come to our attention that you need some professional help with your personal problems
You are feeling very sleepy..on the count of 3 you will no longer be sexually attracted to monkeys
Later that evening..
What is it darling?
It's no good..I just can't get hard..do you want me to wank you off?

 

by robfleay
12-03-03
Times were tough after NASA fired me..
Good morning..may I take your order please?
Sure it was dull, but it was a job..
Good morning..may I take your order please?
Then HE walked back into my life..
Good morning..may I take your order please?
I'm begging you - come back to me. i'm so backed-up my balls are like watermelons

 

by robfleay
12-04-03
A heinous crime is reported..
so let's get this straight...you saw him doing WHAT with the monkey?
well officer, he appeared to be buggering the poor little fellow..
..and did the monkey appear to be consenting in this act?
well - the pitch of his screeching certainly would suggest otherwise..
i told you we'd get spotted..
..but doing it in public turns me on SO much..

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