Ive been drawing comics fir like 5 years, so since i was eleven. They are called Bob Comix and they are the funniest crap on planet earth. You should email me with any opinions, suggestions or anything like that.
Good day and welcome to 9 1/2 news! Im Robert Seagull!
And I'm Libby Weevil! Today, Our top story is on the massive pile of bodies found near Bob Avenue. Never before has such a large pile of bodies existed.
Thats right, Libby, before now, a pile of bodies this big has not existed!
Right again, Robert! In fact, a pile of bodies this big has not existed before now!
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In compliance with this inferior engine, Bob, the star of 27 episodes of Bob Comix, will be represented by the spikey-haired blonde guy.
Who the heck are you!?
My name is Sky-High-Price-Guy! Everything I sell is of crappy quality, but I sell it for MORE! How do I make business you ask? By using horrible logic!
Im willing to let this fine briefcase go for a measly $7,000! Now before you object, consider this: If you were to NOT pay me that money, you would probably spend it on something else, like food.
When you buy that food, you will probably eat it! Then its gone forever! That is the very reason why you should give that money to me!
I promise this is much funnier in the book.
And as an added bonus, whenever you make a payment, you will get one free balloon! This a limited time offer, however, so you should act now!
I'll take it! It was a pleasure doing business with you! Boy am I glad you found me!
HEY! What duh hell do you tink youze doin on mah mountain!?
Im here to collect your soul, old man.
Well shiiii-yut! Why didnt ya say so? Ah've been a-waitin for ya ta come! These damn shoes've been givin me calluses like no otha'! Ah want mah new shews ta match mah spiffy overalls!