Bingo Gringo. However, not as the Devil you've come to know and hate.
In the beginning, when the system was first created, things was good. The once empty Universe now had all sorts of nifty things like nebulas, planets and critters that evolved.
This worked fine for billions of years, but then the God you've just met, gets a wild hair up his ass and decides to create 'mankind'. At first we though it would be rad...
... It quickly turned out to be wrong. Mankind was quite possibly the worse thing that was ever created. He tryed to fix things up with a series of bibles, but it only further fucked things up.
Now we have a bunch of hairless apes killing each other over a few words the current dumbass God created.
