Wow. That was a long and belitting explaination. Thanks for making me and the rest of us mortals feels special.
Hey man, its my thing. It's what I do. At any rate, you're probably going to be stuck here for awhile.. More than likely forever.
Forever?! I can't stay here forever! Isn't there a convenient plot device that will allow me to get out?
No. Now either you step into that lake of fire or I stick you in a room with about four people, all self-centered yet longing for friends, but in the end will tear each other apart.
You mean a room full of Goths and Emos? Point me to the lake.