Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

AngryAmerican
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Chad Must Die.

by AngryAmerican
3-19-06

Somewhere in the Great White North...


	Isn't that Chad from nickelback?


	I'm Chad. There are lotsa things that rhyme with Chad.... Bad. Glad. Mad. Sad. I should write a song about the sound "ad". As in Chad. Like from Nickelback.


	If I were to tear his throat out the world would hail me as a hero. They would all say "Good Doggie! Who's a good doggie? Is him a good doggie? Yes him is!!!"


	If the rest of the band were to die, it would just be CHAD. Like a Canadian Bono, except the rest of my bandmates would be dead. The world needs CHAD. CHAD is good.


	OK, time to put on the game face. "I am a savage carnivore. I was the reason early man feared the dark. I devour ALL of my prey and shit out the indigestible matter. My jaws can crush bone..."


	Awwww, a little doggie onna ball! Hey there little fella! Are you bawancing on a bwah? That's right, come closer so i can pet you...what a good doggie!

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