the end of Chad

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: October 12, 2006

by AngryAmerican
10-12-06
Now, first thing I'm gonna do is unman you. You're always singin about bangin chicks, so that's the first thing you'll lose, your ability to fuck.
Mmmmphhh, mumph-mmmmrrrr!
Duct tape tastes great, doesn't it? I'm gonna shove this glass tube up your urethra, which I understand hurts a great deal, then smash it with this hammer.
Unghnnnn, mumph fuffffft!
The inevitable urine burning through your lacerated wang will eventually give you septimia. But before you die from it I'll amputate your baloney-poker and nurse you back to health.
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