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An eventful day...
Is she thinking what I think she's thinking?
*WHAT ALEX THINKS SHE'S THINKING
c'mon guys!! it's soooo obvious. do i really have to do this??....................PIXY DUST!
awwwww!!!!! *so, cute!* (hehe)
*blush*
*blush*

 

So, Alex... Yuliya's that sexy, huh?
Yeah, Rose...just think about it like cars...
*PIXY DUST!*
AAAAARRGHHHHHHH!!
HEY!, ROSE! WAIT! I'm talking MERCEDES, here!! Don't leave me like this!

 

it's scary when there's a lot of inner turmoil...
you're really stupid, you know? why did you say that? you shouldn't have said that! you're soooo stupid!
me? stupid? who you callin' stupid?! HEYYYYl! WAIT A MINUTE! look who's talkin'!!
...........you're really stupid, you know that?
I know you are but what am i?!!! *BLEH* (sticks tounge out)HAHAHAHAHA!
....you never know who won. *smile*
JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?!...............*PIXY DUST!*
*GONE!*

 

This morning, Sagar and rose were having a conversation...
...yeah, so, I have a friend whose Wiccen...
Oh, really? I'm Wiccen, too!
..so...can you cast any spells or anything?
........
.....???
...maybe I should turn him in to a frog...*smile*

 

As usual, Mrs. Scott can't say "Sagar" right...
...oookayyy....SAGA??
...and all that Sagar can do is to quietly corrct her
um...it's Saga-rrrr...*sniff*
Does anyone know his saddness??? *smile*
...blah blah blah...(not getting it)

 

Today in TOK, Mrs. Ellis addressed Alex...
ALEX!! Whay are you always minding other peoples business?!
...ummm...I dunno, Mrs. Ellis...because I'm curious, I guess...
Today in TOK, Mrs. Ellis addressed Alex...
...ohhhhhh Alex...busted again...
Today in TOK, Mrs. Ellis addressed Alex...
you're the one who should have cat-ears, darn it!

 

Being really depressed...
...and then finding out you messed up your comics online because you were rushing...
...is really depressing

 

It's been a long time since I've had a good conversation with myself...
Hey you...
Hey you...
...or is it "Hey, me!"?
Maybe it's "Hey, Us!"?
...no...
..."Helllo Self!"?

 

...okaaay...but would that be "Hello, Myself!"?
....
...or... "Hello, Yourself!"?
...
...or..."Hello, Ourselves!"?
OKAY! SHUT UP! (shutting self up..haha)

 

But anyway...
...so...how are you doing?
...well, I don't know...how are YOU?
...haha, very funny...c'mon, be serious here...
...well, do you want to hear the answer that everyone wants to hear, or the actuall truth?
...I want to hear the truth...
...oh...welll...you should know it...right? lol

 

If Shakespeare and a modern day asshole got into a fight...
YOU SUCK!!!
Thou pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie!!!
HUH???
Thou dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole!!!
Wha??
Thou puking knotty-pated malt-worm!!!

 

The modern day asshole would get all confused and stuff...
HUH!!???
Thou loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig!
What the hell are you talking about???!
THOU!!
...and Shakespeare would win...
WTF!!??
HAHAHAHA!!! I WIN!

 

...and I suggest,
WTF!!???
HAHAHAHAHA!!!...I win!!!
...if you want to win a fight and look really cool at the same time...
WTF!!???
HAHAHAHAHA!!!...I win!!!
...learn Karate.
*smile*
Damn...

 
THE END

 

okay...whenever I see these 2 asian girls staring at me, I get the feeling that they are either stalking me...
...trying to hint at the fact that they are crushing on me...
...or planning some kind of hit, and then trying to cover up the fact with their freaky smiles...but in any event, they make me really paranoid... (I hope I remembered to lock up...)
MUWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

 

So, what do you want for Christmas this year?
All I want for Christmas is you...
....
....
OMG!!! You're GAY!!???
......crap!

 

Duck!
Duck!
Duck!
Duck!
Chicken!

 

When Left meets Right...

 

Hi, my name is Sally and this is my pet, Sparky.
HEY!! Who turned the lights out??!
*BUUUURRP!!*

 

yeah... so, why DID the chicken cross the road, anyway?
To get to the other side!!! Dummy! DUHHHH!!!
Heeeeyyy!! I knew that!!!!!
...right.;)

 

One day, in sudden realization...
Hey!!! Has anybody seen my feet??
...??
WHAT?!?!...Wha'd you say??
eh...fuck it.

 

Hey, guess what!?
What?!
Human Butt!!
LOL!!!

 

...So I was crossing the street right, and this human follows me out into the road...
Why?
Well...he was obvously wondering why I was crossing the road...
...and did he find out?
Naw...a big truck came plowing down the street and ran him over before he could ask me.
LOL!!!

 

*sigh*
...looking for love in all the wrong places...?
...I can't get no...
Satisfaction!!?
That was STUPID!!LOL
LOL

 

Diiiiing-dooooong!!
Trick or treat?!!
....!!?
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
???!

 

At the pearly gates...
Jesus, I pray every day! Please let me live in heavenly paradise and walk by your side for all eternity!
...ummmmmm, sure...ok! *open sesame!!!!*
....and so, the owl made it into heaven...but, something really bugged Jesus...he just didn't seem to belong...
YEAH!!!! I'm in heaven!!!! woo hoo!!!
...
...and before he knew it, the owl had been forced to take up different living arrangements.
What the Hell!!!?
LOL!! Good one! But DUDE! WTF? You're almost as beautiful as me!! What's with the freakishly similar facial expression?! LOL

 

DAMN IT!!! I knew I shouldn't have had my brows waxed!
Hey!!! But they look so nice!! Just like mine!!!
I wanted to go to HEAVEN, DAMN IT!!! ARGHHH!!!
Dude! Relax! You're gonna LOVE it here! LOOK! Even Jesus come's here when he needs to *relax*...LOL
...Yeah!!! It's just so irresistibly HOT!!! LOL
..hey there big boy!...You lookin' to have some fun? *removes bra*

 

...so, you see? It's really not that bad...
...
...OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
...What???
...I just figured out where Jesus was at, all those times he didn't answer me!!!
LOLZALOT!!!!

 

...and then I says...
Dude~!! Getta life!
LOL!!
LOL!!

 

...why have him as a boyfriend...
...when you could have ME as your GIRLFRIEND?
...hmmmm, she's gotta point there...

 

Hey, Alex!
Dude!!!!
I don't care what it's for...
...but isn't the Jap Award, rightfully MINE???!...and you thought I wouldn't notice! tsk tsk ;)

 

Ryan Hechler!!!
Ryan Hechler!!!
Ryan Hechler!!!
Ryan Hechler!!!
Ryan Hechler!!!
Ryan Hechler!!!

 

Dude! Whats with the chickens?! They're not burning up!
...what do you you mean?
Everytime they say "Ryan Hechler!"...
...
AAAAARRGHHH!!!!
LOL!

 

Ryan Hechler!!
Ryan Hechler!!
Ryan Hechler!!
Ryan Hechler!!
...shut the fuck up!
LOL!

 

better days are coming around...
I know you feel like the whole world has gone and let you down...
...but, better days are coming for you... I know they will...
...because I'll be right here making sure they do...
sucky sucky 5 dolla!!!!!
LOL

 

Zz...
Zz...
Zz...
Zz...
yeah!!!
yeah!!!

 

imagine, asiangirl1's mouth on asiangirl2's belly...
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LOL!!!
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French people are romantic.
sucky sucky five dolla!
We love you long time!

 

A cheer from Alex.
raa
raa
shish
koom
baa
...noooooooooo!!!!!!

 

...okay, but, I never really got the concept of "Rock-Paper-Scissors"...
...I mean, paper clips are soooo superior to all of those things!...if we had a spot in that game, we woud soooo win!
shut up.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK~!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK~!!!!

 

My dream conversation with Mrs. Scott.
You Bitch!!!
But, Mrs. Scott dosen't speak "Human"...
...
...huh?
So...
You, UNICELLULAR, BRAIN DEAD, MICRO ORGANISM!!!!!
WHAT did you just call me!? You're gonna get kicked outta school Miisy!!! I'm takin' you downnnn!!!! rrrrrrr

 

Ok, FIRST OF ALL, MIcro organisms ARE UNICELLULAR...second of all, unicellular organisms DON'T HAVE BRAINS, so they CAN'T be brain dead!!!!!!!!
...
...Honey, you really MUST think up better insults, you know?
...
MuwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

 

*FART*
Oooooo!!! Now you're combustible!!!
LOL
LOL
LMFAO

 

...Jesus?
Is it really true that doing the "Hokey-pokey" is what it's all about?
Fuck off I'm knackered

 

And now! It's time for another epic adventure of...NAKED LAD!!!!!
In our last episode, Naked Lad was caught off guard by his evil nemises, Powhyte Man! How will our super hero, in all his nakedness defend himself against this evil scoundrel!!?
WOAH!!! Unba-leivable! What power! What strength! What ghastly gas!!!! Yes, folks, another outstanding triumph for Naked Lad! Tune in next time when the Mad-Mouth Munchy says, "I'm hungry!!!"
*fart*

 

AAAGGHHHH! Son of a bitch! My Stickies won't open!
What? ...are they too sticky for you? lol
:(

 

*Duck*
*Duck*
*Duck*
*GOOSE!*
AAAGHHH! I have a wedgie! *sob sob*
HEHEHE

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