Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  ArtemisStrong  
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

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by ArtemisStrong
11-21-02
I... I hear someone... It's faint... A lady's voice, I think.
Sonny? Sonny, it's me, the enfeebled old woman in front of you. I need help with my supportive undergarments.
What? What was th- "Until"... "Until March Fifth"? Is that what you said?
UN-DER-GAR-MENTS! Undergarments... my unmentionables.
"Go Munch Some Assholes"? God, I need to see a doctor I think... or at least get out more...
Oh, my. He misheard me completely. Doesn't that beat all? "Beat it in the head with a fucking huge dildo", my grammy used to say.
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