So, anyhow, I took control of granny's body, and decided to ensnare some of the dull-witted townsfolk into performing icky and potentially damning acts with an old woman's corpse.
Ahh... hmm...
'Course, the first attempt didn't work out. Dude was ill in the head or some shit. But then the next guy-
Hey, kid, sorry to interrupt, but is it just me, or is this place flooding?
Oh shit, yer right! Is this a sign from God Almighty that I shouldn't use peoples' cadavers for fun and sport?
Uhh. sure.. That's what God's sayin' and shit and shit... something like that. Look, gotta' jet. Peace out!
