SHHH, (whispers) -=pass it on.=-

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: February 10, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
2-10-03
There is a lot of gossip about Brad making the rounds currently. Allow me to verify a few. First, it is TRUE he has some weird... shall we say... "fetishes"...
Did you bring the marshmallow "Peeps"?
Dey are right here in mine backpack! (DANCING EROTICALLY!)
Brad has several thousand aliases on SC. In fact, the only accounts that aren't his are mine, Kaufman's and Bedlam0331's...
"Brad, you are so sexy!"
"I know Brad. I find you sexy, too!"
And, most shocking of all, is the revelation that BRAD IS NOT CANADIAN!
Herda-Gerda Bing-a Bood-a, BORK BORK BORK BORK!
Wood yew like some of ze weed now?