Eat, Drink And Be Wary.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: February 20, 2003

by ArtemisStrong
2-20-03
Cthulu, you have such amazing powers! Could you use them to grant me my life's one wish: The Greatest Sandwich In The World?
Sure, 'kay. *Chanting: (rizzle-drizzle-frizzle-dizzle, sandwich so good, it's the shizzle)
OHHH! A bread-bacon-bacon-potato scone-egg-potato scone-bacon-bacon-bread sandwich!
Go 'head, eat it.
MMMM... so good, so good. It tastes like- GAHHH! (DIES!!!)
CTHULUED!!!!