Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  ArtemisStrong  
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

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by ArtemisStrong
12-20-03
Well, foul human usurper?
Let's go over this again: Barn-raising involves a lot more raising of barns and a lot, a LOT, less disembowelling innocents.
I'm a Deep One, foolish mortal. Human flesh is to me like a pinata filled with corn chowder is to an eight-year-old reveller.
Well, if you want to do this right, you're gonna have to listen to me. 'Kay?
You're making me eldritch. You wouldn't like me when I'm eldritch.
What the hell is an eldri- Hey! Stop vivisecting my abdomen!
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