ArtemisStrong
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

He Wont Even Even It A Shot.

by ArtemisStrong
12-26-03


	I can't wait for the big "Rap Contest" tonight! Prize for best "rapping" is a super-cool American-made boombox. These colors don't run- OR BLEED!


	I have this shin-dig all sewn up. I think I am, personally speaking, the poop.


	I'm going now to write my rap song. Maybe I'll make it about America's heroes...


	You shouldn't even bother. I got more flava than a packet of macaroni.


	My song will start out with the couplet "Into shadow's night I crawl, Looking for a sponge in a bathroom stall".


	I immediately withdraw my contention in this debacle.