"And then POW: they crash through the roof an then they land CRAHM! Just like that, an then, an then..."
'Zilla, I think we're being written by a 6-year-old this time around.
The talent pool in Hollywood's writing departments has definitely dried up.
"THEN THEY make, like, this fist, the Godzilla does, an CRUMM! hits the floor, and it breaks, and falls, and he makes Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon fall, and so he falls, but then before he falls..."
All the talent migrated to the reality shows.
As "producers", right? Crafty. But that's survival, isn't it?
"He... he... GRABS THIS POLE, like this pole that's just there, an he swing on it, like WHOOSH-WHOOSH-WHOOSH--that's the sound of it of him doing it---and he goes up, up, up, up until he's so high..."
