The week after the Weiner Tourney:

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: January 9, 2012

by ArtemisStrong
1-09-12
So much catsup. Too much ketchup.
Heinz©-bot, I'm really glad to have won you in the ConAgra® International Hot Dog Eatoff and Condiment Expo --but, you're just producing tomato sauce in excess. I'm gonna have to sell you.
But master! I can fix it! Please don't trade me on the droid black market. Give me 24 hours to adjust my topping-protocols, and I promise--you'll be much surprised.
Doodle-dootle-doo!
I make genocide now!
I'd normally be upset, but it looks like you settled on Armenians for your ethnic cleansing. Good! I hate those boar-fuckers!