Abe Vigoda will enter your life and fill it with something.

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: September 29, 2012

by ArtemisStrong
9-29-12
Happy Boithday! What can ol' Abe do for ya on this special, special day?
This home invasion is off to a weird start. I hope this guy isn't too dangerous.
Howbout I wear the skin of your favorite Hollywood actor/actress and perform Kabuki theater in your living room?
Jesus. Help me, God.
What am I saying? I can't do that! I ran out of orphan blood to paint my lips with. I'll be back in 10. Hungry? I'll bring some hot dogs, too.
Yay! Hot dogs! Best birthday ever!