La Passion de l'Homme Sans Pantalon

Author: ArtemisStrong

Date: September 29, 2012

by ArtemisStrong
9-29-12
Meanwhile, after a night of Indian food, Boorite finds himself masturbating to old Archie© comics:
I'm so close to finishing, but I got to shit big time.
Oh, crap, here it comes! Ahhh, shit is all over me, all over my balls... all soft... and warm... uhhh... oops, it, uhm, accidentally got inside my palm...
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave Ikea® right now.
Fine! I could never cum with all this terrible 80's music, anyway!